FFXIII Cast Reviews:

Okay! Let me start by explaining the gimmick here. Our six heroes shall review whatever I have a good knowledge on. For example, I have played Skyrim and understand its play-style (or whatever one might call it) pretty well. The cast shall then answer the host's question about the game. Of course, some liberty had to be made to characters especially Lightning (I don't think she would play Skyrim, but for the sake of fun, she would enjoy it). Any other questions or if you want me to make them review something else, write it down in the reviews! I'll try my best and I hope you enjoy FFXIII Cast Reviews:

SKYRIM

Host: Welcome to the first ever episode of reviews! Our panel of reviewer have been waiting idly by, so now let me introduce them, the saviours of Cocoon! Lightning Farron, Snow Villiers, Sazh Katzroy, Hope Estheim, Oerba Dia Vanille and last but not least Oerba Yun Fang!

-Round of Applause-

Host: So we are here to review the video game Skyrim. Any first thoughts?

Snow: It was good. But why take out hand-to-hand fighting as a main skill? Our fists are like backup weapons too, aren't they?

Fang: Snow does have a point. I mean back in the day when we were picking flower or what not, we didn't have to bring our weapons. We would have torn through every pest that got attracted to those flowers with our bare hands!

Vanille: I could vouch for that!

Hope: Wait, isn't the fur you're wearing from an animal that you killed with your bare hands?

Vanille: Yep! It took my Binding Rod the day before, so it was either I borrow Fang's weapon or go bare handed.

Sazh: I just wish the game wasn't so old-school in the weapons department.

Lightning: I second that notion!

Host: Okay, well you all played the game, right. How do you all find the beginning?

Lightning: I couldn't give my Breton pink hair. It is definitely flawed in that concept.

Hope: I made a Breton too! I made him use destruction magic like crazy!

Sazh: I'm sure people assume I use a Redguard, amirite? Well, sorry to burst your bubbles. I stuck with a wood elf.

-Everybody cast a questioning look at Sazh-

Sazh: What! They are good at bows, right?

Snow: Well, I made a Nord. With an axe. The big one, not the small one that can be held in one hand.

Vanille: I made an Orc!

-Everybody cast a confused look at Vanille-

Vanille: What? I'm not always 'smiles and sunshine' you know.

Fang: I chose the Redguard and made her use two swords for double the stabbing!

Host: Great! I personally chose Imperial and made him a stealth build.

Snow: Stealth? What the hell's that?

Host: Um. Being sneaky and going into battle and building up a plan.

Snow: Plan? Ha! Heroes never need plans!

Lightning: We should move along, unless you want to see Snow act like a child.

Host: Oh, okay then. Moving along now. Gameplay-wise how was the game?

Fang: Oh it was a hoot! Love the way you can go hunting. Pretty sure I took out at least 200 elks just for fun.

Sazh: Damn girl! You're a monster.

Fang: Why not? Nobody stopped me.

Vanille: I like the graphics a lot and alchemy too! I especially enjoyed picking all the flowers of the side of the road.

Snow: An Orc picking flowers? Now that would be a sight to see.

Vanille: Hmph! How 'bout you then Mr Nord?

Snow: Easy! Just stayed around town helping people!

Lightning: Standard Snow-like behaviour. I just rushed through the main quest and other than finding word walls for Storm Call, I have got to admit, it was fun.

Hope: I got into trouble a lot with the guards. Flames hit quite a wide arc.

Sazh: Hell yeah it does. That's why I stick to firebolt.

Hope: I thought you were playing as an archer?

Sazh: What's wrong with switching out once in a while? I mean, we switched plenty of times during our journey, right?

Host: Correct you are Sazh. Alright, next question! Your favourite mission. Go!

Vanille: Um… I like collecting stuff. So I like that mission with the Thief Guild where I got that Skeleton Key.

Hope: I enjoyed the missions for the College of Winterhold, especially when fighting the Bone Dragon.

Sazh: Oh boy. Hated that damn thing. Well, my favourite would be doing those quest issued by the barkeep. I always keep thinking they might give me free drinks or something.

Fang: The Companions, hands down. Especially the mission where I turned to a literal Fang.

Snow: Man, this question is hard. I help everyone, does that count?

Lightning: Even the Dremora Lords?

Snow: Especially the Dremora Lords! Those guys are just misunderstood!

Lightning: So for the Namira quest you actually ate the guy?

Snow: Wait, how do you know about that? I thought you rushed through the game?

Lightning: I had time to spare.

Host: Okay, okay calm down. Light, you still haven't told us your favourite mission.

Fang: Knowing her, it's probably the missions for the Empire.

Lightning: Dark Brotherhood actually.

-Stunned looks all around-

Lightning: What? I topple a government and killed a king. It appealed to me.

Host: Right… So this is the end of Reviews starring the FFXIII Cast. If anybody out they thinks I could have done better, please feel free to write in your reviews! Till next time, I'm your Host, signing off.