We've done it. We've dog gone and done it. IT'S OUR OWN BOOK SERIES! And this time, we're stalking the sponge that you know you love. Are you ready to hear this? Are you SURE? Okay...but we will NOT be held responsible for heart attacks, brain aneurysms, uncontrollable laughter, or fits of hysteria. Other than that...enjoy! Don't forget to review our pointless crazy non-understandable stories!
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Frank: "SOO...it's a nice day in Bikini Bottom (like almost always) with GrayKitty and Meg, hiding in their Secret Lair of Doom and Torture!"
GrayKitty: (is going through the giant chest of Torturing Stuff) "Meg have you seen the fishing pole, anywhere??"
Meg: (eating popcorn, and watching TV) "It's hanging on the wall, by the jellyfish net."
GrayKitty: "Thanks!!" (puts away Fishing Pole) "...Sooo...watcha watching??"
Meg: "I dunno...watching some old 90's TV show. It was on the sci-fi channel, so I decided to try it out." (turns around and looks at GrayKitty) "What are you up to, back there?"
GrayKitty: (staring at the tv) "Just making sure we had all our Torturing equipment put away..." (sits down and stares into the tv with Meg) "We should definitely be Sponge Stalking soon."
Meg: (still staring at the television) "You're right, we should."
GrayKitty: (takes a handful of popcorn and stuffs it in her mouth) "Wow...is he an FBI agent? He looks...pretty cute..." (shakes head) "Pffft!! But not as cute as SpongeBob!!"
Meg: "I dunno GK..." (stares, dreamily) (clears her throat) "Alright. Do we have everything together?"
GrayKitty: (rushes over the the chest of torturing stuff) "Fishing Pole, Rope, Hook, Hand Cuffs, Blind Fold—Yep!!"
Meg: (giggles) "And what about the chair? Is it ready for a prisoner?"
GrayKitty: (takes sheet off of an old chair) "Yeah!!"
Meg: (crazy laugh) "Alright! Let's go...to the ROCKET!"
Frank: (randomly) "Whoa."
GrayKitty: "Yeah!! Oooh I love the rocket, I love the rocket!!" (follows Meg outside)
Meg: "Alright, YEAH!" (starts the rocket up) (opens a can of pop) "Hey, ever stop to consider that we only live five minutes away?"
(the rocket flies away toward SpongeBob's house)
GrayKitty: "Well, I did a few times...but driving the rocket is way too fun!!"
Meg: "True. Oh, there it is!" (points at the cute little pineapple)
(the rocket lands)