AN: Haven't you wondered what happens when Roy and the team go camping? Find out below.

Col. Roy Mustang walked into the office with a spring in his step. The team groaned. Not another bonding trip!

Unfortunately, that was just it was. The Col sent them all home to return by 5:00 pm sharp all packed up for a camping trip!

He himself showed up half an hour late with Ed and Al tagging along behind him. Evidently they had insisted on coming too. Well, Al had and Ed didn't want to leave him with such bad influences for a whole weekend.

Everyone piled into Armstrong's van and they were off! Of course, it was a few hours away so they were in for Havoc and Breda's sing-a-long songs, Ed's whining and, of course, Hawkeye cleaning her gun when it got too loud.

The trip wasn't all that bad. After the Lieutenant loaded her gun threateningly. This made Fullmetal ask "Hey. Would she actually fire that shoot is?" The looks he got from everyone else gave him his answer. He gulped. The van was very quiet after this and for five hours nothing really happened.

After spending this long in a van with Eastern HQ's brightest and best was enough to make anyone want out. However, unlike Ed, most people don't jump out the car door screaming "FREEDOM!" and then kiss the ground. They just don't do that.

Hawkeye and Al exchanged an eye roll over that last thing. Al was pretty embarrassed. "All right men!" Col. Mustang boomed. "And Hawkeye!" He continued. "We have three tents! You will pick a name out of this hat and it will have a number! Thus we will find your roommates!"

He pulled a hat out from somewhere. (Not sure where.) and held it out. Everyone lined up, looking a little annoyed. Here's how it ended up:

Tent #1.

Hawkeye

Mustang

Ed

Tent #2.

Armstrong

Breda

Al

Tent #3.

Fuery

Falman

Havoc

Hawkeye looked down at the list that she had just created from the results of the hat. She groaned internally. She had to share a tent with the Col and Fullmetal, and since they aren't on good terms, this could get dicey.

Ed, for his part, took the news pretty well. Okay, he kinda exploded. Like, literally.

However, before Ed could strangle Mustang, Lin suddenly showed up out of nowhere for a brief cameo. Really brief. He jumped into view, distracted Ed, and then leaped away. Just like that.

While the author was busy with the distraction Breda and Armstrong had put together all the tents and were now swimming in the convenient lake that happened to be nearby.

Everyone, after a brief chat, decided to join them for a nice swim. Well, they swam and Havoc got a tan on the beach. Bad idea.

After everyone had been properly refreshed Ed and Al saw a golden opportunity. They took some makeup and put it on Havoc's sleeping face. They next poured sand onto his legs like a mermaid tail. Mustang even helped by putting sand in a bikini shape so that when Havoc finally woke up and got up...

Havoc found that he now looked more feminine than Hawkeye. He looked at everyone and they all looked very serious and such until the Lieutenant started sniggering. That was all it took.

"What did you do?" Screeched Havoc. "Oh, don't be a sissy, it does wonders for you!" Hawkeye enthused between giggles.

"Who did this?" Jean Havoc's voice went straight up the octave. "Oh, me, Al, Mustang and pretty much everyone else." said Ed.

But everyone was now ignoring Havoc's plight. You know why? Because it was dinner time and none of the men knew how to cook and they certainly weren't going to ask the Hawk's Eye to make their dinner.

Hawkeye let them squirm for a while before heading off to make some food for the poor blighters.

After a little while she appeared before the team (and the Elrics) laden with food. She had made them all burgers and fries.

Ed dug right in, and, seeing that he didn't keel over from poison, the others felt it was safe to consume.

Hawkeye rolled her eyes and ate her dinner, dreading what was going to come after. And, sure enough, it was terrible. The Col thought it'd be a GREAT idea to tell scary stories around the campfire.

Seven stories about the great Roy Mustang and a tale about 'Warehouse 13' later and everyone looked at Hawkeye to tell a story instead of Mustang.

She sighed and began. "When I was young, a serial killer was tormenting my town. He had been killing off young women one by one."

"Father had installed all sorts of safety precautions. Despite this, the man appeared by my bed one night. I looked him in the eye and asked if he was going to kill me."

"He said 'I haven't decided yet.' And left. Four days this occurred. I didn't tell Father. Eventually, he was found dead in a river. On him, he had a note saying that if the girl with the wise eyes saw this, that he was sorry. I haven't told this to anyone, but his ghost visits me for four days on the anniversary of that day."

Her voice lowered to a whisper. "And that's today." Hawkeye leaned back to see what her story was going to do. Havoc looked around, as did quite a few people.

However, The Col simply frowned and thought. "Something on your mind?" The Lieutenant asked him.

"Yeah," Said Mustang. "Is it the ghost behind them?" He asked, quirking a finger at the everyone else.

This caused everyone to jump, oh, about a foot in the air and scream like little girls.

Hawkeye and Mustang were grinning. "W-w-what's so funny?" demanded Breda. "Nothing, just that Mustang and I've been telling that lie for nigh on ten years now. Get's better every time." He said, smirking.

"S-so it's not true?" squeaked Fuery. "You tell me." Said Hawkeye simply.

AN: Is it true? We'll never know! Did you like it! Tell me if you did! Reviews are the Sebastian to my Butler, so please review!