Throw All the Verbal Flames at Me, an avatar: last airbender fanfic

Throw All the Verbal Flames at Me or What ya Didn't Know

Rated K+

Disclaimer: Don't own Azula or Avatar: the Last Airbender. If I do, then you'll think she's not as threatening enough to merit villain status.

Dear Peasants,

I notice all the insane, horribly cute (Gags) pathetic Zuzu stories. Now don't say they're hidden and underground, I know, you all caught my attention.

All the neurotic romance and whatever pairings with my weakling of an older brother, I seen those too, weed whackers.

In the category of romance tales, I'm always 'being paired' with an ultra pathetic people that I would love…To incinerate in front of everyone. (Maybe sparing Boomerang Idea boy, there should be a political marriage alliance and I must produce heirs to pass my legacy).

In addition, I also read that a lot of you beggars loath me. This shows in your writing creativity. Fine then, throw all the verbal flames at me as the princess of the great esteem Fire Lord, Lord Ozai, I must uphold dignity and honor. (I must get Idea Boy to be my human shield against the Zuko shippers, maybe if I had the Dai Li kidnap his sister and that earthbending girlfriend...What? Rumor has it that he invented the war balloons).

Yes, all I have to do is abduct my brother's waterbending wench and my husband to be. Then I will use your goody goody stories for Daddy to read. (Evil chuckle) Why else did Zuzu and his Royal Tea Kookiness are out in the middle of nowhere? Daddy exiled my soft brother and Uncle because he thinks that Zuzu had these "scandalous affairs." Especially with those weird eye color changing girls.

Lastly, I'll give Daddy good arguments and reasons why I must wed the waterbender's brother, other than his father's the chief of his tribe.

So, what ya didn't know is with each Zuko, peasant girl, and Uncle mushy tale you published, whether well writ or not, I get to use the stories as tools for my purpose of blackmail (Except the Maikos and the odd Ty Lee and His boomerang Stupidness pairings).

Loyal to the Fire Nation and Fire Lord Ozai forever,

Princess Azula

P. S. Make His High Boomerang Stupid-ness tell me of the Avatar's whereabouts or I'll arrange his marriage with Long Feng's niece (They'd get along splendidly, I'm sure…Not). Note to self: If refused threaten him with cold fire.

The End

AN: Azula is one of the most difficult characters to write in Avatar. Sorry, if you find that she is not wholly in character.

Okay, please, tell me my literary strong areas and weaknesses. Also, ready for constructive criticism, thanks though. R & R.