Hey Folks, I thought of writing something funny and humorous so please don't runaway! Give it a try!
Dear Santa
Hey, this is Tyson Granger from Tokyo, Japan but you can also call me the WORLD CHAMPION!!! I am now hiding in my closet, writing this letter to you because I don't want anyone to know that I still do this kind of thing. Anyway, I made a list that I want this Christmas…
A Tape, to shut Hillary's mouth
A food protector lock, for Daichi always steels my food, that blastard! IDIOT! That BEEP, BEEP, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP…
A pair of socks, ooohhhh with blue bunnies on it! PLEASE puppy dog eyes
A deodorant, man I never thought my closet will smell this bad. I can smell of cheese, onions, decay plants, fungi and oh even fried cabbage. Wait a second; I am sitting on my cheese and mushroom sandwich! Man, I lost it last Christmas, who thought I will find it here… YUMMMM… it's really tasty!
I want a power puff girls comics, if you don't mind (which I know you won't) can you please deliver it in person?
Max looks mad, when he is high on sugar. Please send me an antidote for him.
Mr. Fluffy lost his eye last month can you please send him another? PLEASE?
Why does Kai always wear a white scarf? I mean I thought girls wore scarfs as a fashion! (Weather white or not)… I need a pink color scarf with lovely yellow tulips, so I can give it to Kai and see his smile for the first time in my life! Or maybe not, maybe he lost his cheek muscles when he was in the abbey… poor him, he couldn't smile any longer.
This is it for now, I hope you will fulfill my wishes and I am not a naughty boy. I am a good boy, so please take me with you to the North Pole. Ignore Kenny because he tells lies, I am not lazy or selfish… and I DID NOT break his laptop!
Oh man, its Daichi! He is again coming in my room for the chocolates I hid from him… man; I am starving with him around! I wish for a place where everything was made up of food! drools
Tyson Granger or in other words CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!
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PLEASE R&R and tell me if its worth continuing?