UPDATE 11-12-2016 CET - Vacation now lasts five days (was previously three days). A certain reviewer, Shadowmaster91, thought that three days was too short to rent a house for.
In the bright middle of the morning, a seagreen van with white accents was traveling on the highway from Michigan, southway to the Tri-State Area.
This van was the infamous 'Vanzilla', a vehicle that belonged to possibly the loudest family of Royal Woods, Michigan.
Because the parents had eleven kids of varying ages, and their surname literally was 'Loud'.
The car was driven by the balding, brown-haired father, Lynn Sr, while his strawberry blonde wife, Rita, was seated next to him, reading the map. Seated behind them are their kids: Lori, the eldest daughter in the sky blue tank top (actually a hand-me-down girdle), Leni, the pale blonde teenage girl in the turquoise green dress, Luna, the rocker brunette in aubergine purple, Luan, the brown-haired jokester with the yellow skirt, Lynn Jr, the tomboy girl in red, Lucy, the pessimistic goth girl in black, Lola and Lana, the arguing twin children in pink dress and blue overalls respectively, Lisa, the messy-haired, bespectacled and well-gifted child in the green sweater, Lily, the baby daughter with the lilac blanket, and last but not least, Lincoln, the white-haired middle child and only son of the Loud family, in orange polo shirt.
Their pets are stored in the trunk in cages. These are their dog Charles, their cat Cliff, their canary bird Walt and their hamster Geo. Their cages weren't very roomy to begn with, but the trunk is especially loaded with traveling cases and duffle bags this time around.
Lincoln, seated in the absolute middle seat, coping some of the annoyances and quirks his sisters tend to have during long road trips, turned to a general direction and stated, as if he were talking to an audience: "You might be wondering why the entire family is taking a road trip, stuffed with bags in the trunk of Vanzilla."
He continued: "As it turns out, Mom and Dad have rented a house in Danville, the one from the Tri-State Area south of Michigan to be specific, for about five days, so we're vacationing there for a while. They claim that exciting stuff may happen in the neighborhood there, but not everyone's buying it. In fact, some think it'll be a snorefest, like my sister Lori."
Lincoln turned to Lori, who was holding a paper bag in case of carsickness, and was currently talking to her boyfriend Bobby on the phone: "...I mean, we're settling in another Suburbia. That's literally the most boring vacation spot ever, I can't imagine something duller. Literally the most exciting thing that can happen is that we may get literally kicked out of the neighborhood for making too much noise or something."
Lincoln turned back, continuing: "But you can also go to the other extreme. Lisa, for example, likes to list off all the dangers that could happen during our vacation."
He turned to Lisa, who was listing off various things: "...you could get hit by a laser beam and float away, you could get distracted by sudden rainbows and sink at the docks, you could accidentally swallow a bug, you could get glue on your hands and records on your fingers, you could get some sort of machine stuck on your head that brings you to a house in the hills somewhere, then there's the infamous llama incident..."
Lincoln turned back again and continued: "But aside from our parents, Lisa, and Lucy who enjoys those dangers, most of us thinks this will be a boring week. But hey, at least it's much safer than a few days at the Scratchy Bottom Campground, so that's already better in my book. I just hope that I'm still awake at the end of the week."
"Okay, kids, we're almost there", Mr Loud said excitedly, as Vanzilla passed a sign that said 'Welcome to Danville'.
As the van stopped at a house in Maple Drive, the Louds stepped out and unloaded their baggage.
After an hour of unpacking, the Lynn Sr and Rita approached their children. Lynn Sr suggested: "Kids, why don't you go out and meet our neighbors?"
"Dad, we're here for just five days", Lincoln argued.
"Why would that matter", Rita said to her son. "They may be our temporary neighbors, but that doesn't mean they can't be vacation friends, even if you only hang out with them for just a few days."
Lori groaned. She then reluctantly said to her siblings: "Come on, guys, lets go outside." Her sisters, and brother, followed her to the front yard, all of them groaning in unison.
Their pets were already outside, with Charles rolling in the grass. Lana decided to roll alongside him, but there's still a bored expression plastered on her face. Lucy decided to simply lie down as well, and so did Leni because she thought everyone would be doing it.
The rest just stood, but with the same bored expression and hunched posture.
Lori, who was holding her baby sister, unexcitedly stated: "Alright, which neighbors should we meet first?"
After her siblings murmured various things that sound unintelligible but came down to the same 'I dunno' expression, a sudden chipper female voice chimed: "Why don't you start with me?"
Lincoln sounded alarmed when he heard that. "A voice that doesn't sound bored out of her mind", he stated. "That couldn't be one of us! Do you know who said it?"
"I literally have no idea", Lori responded.
"Umm, I'm right here", the other voice said again.
Lincoln turned around, as did Lori, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lola and Lisa. Leni, Lana and Lily followed when they realized the unfamiliar voice was speaking to them. Charles, Cliff, Walt and Geo looked up as well.
They all looked at the fence that separated the Louds' rented house from another pink-purplish house, and saw who the voice belonged to.
A black-haired girl around Lincoln's age, in a pink dress and a pink bow.
Author's Note: I'm alive! I'm still alive here!
This fanfic here came to existence as per request of JujuGamer2112, who asked me about a half year ago to do a crossover fanfic between The Loud House and Phineas and Ferb, something that has been long overdue before this point. While I usually don't do requests, I'd like to try this out since The Loud House is possibly one of the few good things Nickelodeon has put out in recent years. After months of thinking of a story (and still not done BTW), I finally managed to have a starting point.
Hopefully, this will be an enjoyable read for you guys!