Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter in any way, no matter how much I will wish that I do.
Ten ways to get Lord Voldemort to do you in
Get a radio. Go up to Voldemort, switch on the theme song to Dora the Explorer, and start spinning around, and singing at the top of your lungs.
Yell in Voldemort's face, "YOU SLIMY HALFBLOOD!"
Run up to Voldemort, rip his wand out of his robes, and run.
Say to Voldemort, "Oh, Voldemort, I just LOVE how your hair is styled, buddy! You wanna show me how to do that with MY hair, sometime?"
Scream at him, "DUMBLEDORE IS BETTER THAT YOU!" over and over and over again, while doing the disco.
Remark, "Voldemort, do you really like having no hair? I mean, hair-growing spells are simple! You claim you can kill Harry Potter, but you can't even do a simple hair growing spell?"
Dress up as Harry Potter, run out into the street, and yell "Yo Voldy, catch me if you can!"
Say, "So Vold-bag! You don't understand love, so you don't get happiness or laughter, right? So like, if I tell a joke right now, will you just sit here, blankly?"
When Voldemort is talking to his Death Eaters, turn a video camera on, filming him, tap Voldemort on the back, and announce, "Hey Voldemort, you're live!"
When Voldemort whips out his wand to do a spell, stand in front of him, and ask, "Hey, can I borrow that for a sec?"
So that's it! Take my advice: Don't try them, unless you're getting kind of tired of living, or something.
~Greecemexicolatvia