One day, hot, very, very hot. A stupid crow stupidly flew into a desert.
"Dammit, its so damn hot here!" the crow cried.
"You idiot, it's a desert for Christ's sake!" a voice shouted.
"WTF? I'm thirsty too!" the crow whined.
"Oooh! A bottle of water!" the crow squaled as he saw a bottle of water.
"Damn, its half empty. Or is it half full?" the crow cried out in disappointment.
There was only a little water left in the bottle of water, the stupid crow tried to think of a way to "magically" make the water rise as his beak is not long enough to reach the water.
Ten hours later…
"Crap! Why am I so stupid!" the crow shouted to himself. "I could have just broken the bottle!"
"YOU IDIOT! The water will spill on the sand, goddammit!" the voice boomed.
"STFU."
The crow then smashes the bottle with his head.
CRACK!
"Ow… That was my skull…"
"I told you so!"
"STFU."
"USE THE FRICKIN' PEBBLES!"
"I just thought of a great idea! I'll just put the pebbles and-"
"What the- Hey'! That was my idea!"
"And uhh… Now what?"
"Sigh… YOU IDIOT! THE WATER LEVEL RISED SO THAT YOU CAN DRINK THE WATER!"
"K?"
The crow sips the water, then dies.
"WTF? That wasn't in the script!" the voice booms again.
OMG TIME PARADOX!
judgment day