Disclaimer:
Umm, we don't really own anything cept ourselves, unless we tell you we own something, then we own it, otherwise we don't own it. Because it isn't ours, and it never will be no matter how much our ravenous dreams hope for the possibility of it being ours, what is ours is ours and what is theirs is theirs, it's pretty simple.
We would also like to warn you that you are treading into some very dangerous ground, yep dangerous ground. I said it! It's pretty scary beyond this Disclaimer, because here you are safe, you are safe because you are being warned that should you go any further you will not be safe, but fortunately while you read this you a safe. Probably. I mean not much can happen in a disclaimer amirite?
However, as soon as you continue beyond this disclaimer, your in danger, serious danger. This is, after all, the pondering pits of hell from two of the craziest minds I know, and I'm one of them! I should know, right? Right! We are not responsible for anything that happens to the reader who reads the pages beyond this page of disclaimer. Serious, we warned you, so sign the release if you dare. Because we wont except responsibility...nope! No responsibility at all. In fact we don't even know what that word means, why am I writing this? It's absurd, onto the next pointer!
We don't really care what happens to you, I mean you will probably want to gouge out your brain through your ear, though I suppose if you are a smarter thinker you will gouge out your eyes instead so you don't die, and if you are incredibly intelligent you will instead go for counseling, if your normal, you'll call the men in white coats to come and take you away.
Actually, we don't really know what your reaction will be, we were seriously high on the juices of the Coconut Cruise Line and the succulent waters of Sargent Water Bottle aka coconut head so don't be completely alarmed if we seem more insane than usual, and if somehow this insanity makes sense to you. It's completely normal we promise, it's all part of the process, your decline into insanity. So don't fret, you will soon find yourself in a room made of cushions as white as heaven, wrapped in a shirt that's white with belts on it! Quite stylish if you can get your arms loose! So enjoy your life of insanity!
Well looks like we have nothing left to say, you have been warned!
Dino Lord
Miss Ari