Tony had an odd dream one night.
He dreamt that he had created a show for television, and had dedicated it to eating shawarma. He'd invited Steve to come along with him to the studio they`d be filming in, but he hadn't told him what he'd needed him for. When they got there, Steve had no idea what was going on, so Tony filled him in on his situation.
"Well, you see, Cap, I bought a show about shawarma, and you`re my co-host! Now come on, we`ve got about ten seconds until we`re on air!" Tony had explained, grinning.
Steve had been extremely confused, but had gone along with it.
It turns out Tony had bought the Ellen Show, and now had her set, so he danced onstage, and settled himself across from Steve. Everyone cheered for a little while, and then, as one, Tony and Steve picked up their shawarma.
They simply sat there for an hour, eating in total, awkward silence.
At the end of the hour, Tony waved goodbye and danced back offstage, to everyone`s cheering and chanting of his name.
Needless to say, when he woke up he laughed about that for a solid ten minutes.