"WHAT THE HELL?" The shocked Organization XIII members hear Xanthia yell.

"That can't possibly be good." Axel mumbles.

"You're so smart, Axel." Roxas says, rolling his eyes at the redhead.

"Ah, shut up Roxy!"

"No, you shut up!"

"No you!"

"No you!"

"You!"

"You!"

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Xemnas yells, already getting a headache from the two arguing Nobodies.

"Yes Superior!" They squeak.

"Now someone go and see what probably cause Xanthia to be scarred for life. Who else nominates Zexion?"

"I!" Everyone (but Zexion) says.

"Fine. Is it because I'm her twin?"

"Yes, and everyone else is just too lazy."

"Damn straight!" Xigbar agrees.

Zexion gets up and walks out of the living room. Then he looks at the multiple doors of everyone else's rooms, searching for his sister's door. He finally finds it and opens the door, to find Xanthia on the ground looking at the computer on her desk as if she wants it to explode.

"What happened here, sis?"

"Look at the damn screen! It's just not right!"

The slate haired teen does as he's told and walks across the room, looking at the computer screen. His eye twitches at the picture being displayed.

"WHAT THE HELL?" The rest of Organization XIII can hear him yell.

"Uh oh. . ."

"Axel, go see what's wrong."

"WHY ME? THE LAST TIME I WENT INTO XANTHIA'S ROOM, I ENDED UP BEING HOG-TIED AND TAPED TO THE CEILING!"

"That's because you also burned her last computer and TV, you're lucky you aren't dead."

"He's got a point." Roxas comments.

Xemnas rolls his eyes. "Of course I do, I'm the Superior."

Axel trudges off to Xanthia's room and walks inside, seeing the twins standing on opposite sides of the room and giving each other death glares.

"Whoa, what did I miss?"

"They have pictures of me and Zexion . . . together . . ."

"What do you mean by 'together'?"

"Just look at the computer."

Axel shrugs and looks at the picture. Then he starts laughing like crazy.

"IT'S NOT FUNNY! IT'S MENTALLY SCARRING!" The two siblings yell at the same time.

"What's this site called? I so need to keep this for blackmail!"

"Oh please, they also have pictures of you with other members. . ."

"Oh no. . ."

"Oh yes. . ." Xanthia smirks and types in AkuRoku, AkuDemy, and AkuRiku.

Axel's reaction is just like theirs. "WHAT THE HELL?"

"This site's called deviantART. Apparently they have fans of these pairings. The pairings of guys with guys is called yaoi. And then there's twincest. . ." She shivers at the thought and Zexion's eye twitches again, "but they apparently believe everyone in the Organization likes someone else, especially you and Roxas."

"THIS AIN'T RIGHT! NOT RIGHT AT ALL!"

Zexion smirks at Axel, who looks like he's living his worst nightmare. "Hm, should we check out the other members?"

"Hell yeah."

Xanthia pushes Axel out of the chair and types in her own name. In it pops up pairings of her and Zexion (which mentally scar the poor twins), her and Axel (she has a mini, unnoticeable mental breakdown at that), her and Saix (which doesn't faze the teen at all), her and Xigbar (another mini mental breakdown), then her and Demyx (which she nearly falls out of the chair again).

"OH. MY. FRICKIN'. GOD!" She whisper/yells. "I AM NOT A WHORE! THAT'S LARXENE'S DAMN JOB!" She types in 'Larxene' and finds the blonde paired up with everyone (except for Xanthia, only for the poor Nobody's sake and for the last string of her sanity . . . Which she'll probably lose in a few hours). "SEE!"

"Type in my name." Zexion says.

"Okay, get ready to die a little on the inside." She says and types in her brother's name.

Results pop up showing him and Demyx (he has a slightly more visible breakdown at seeing that), him and Lexaeus, which makes Zexion lose it.

"WHAT? HE WOULD CRUSH ME! I DON'T WANNA BE CRUSHED! I WANNA LIVE!"

Xanthia hits him in the back of the head. "GET YOURSELF TOGETHER, DUMBASS!"

Back to the results, it also shows him and Xanthia (they both die a little on the inside at that), and him and Xigbar.

"ME AND THAT PERV? GAH, I'M BLIND!"

"All of us are, bro. I'm now typing in Saix."

It shows Saix and Xanthia (which doesn't seem to bother the three Nobodies looking at the screen) and then him and Xemnas, causing all three of the Nobodies to start laughing so much they fall onto their backs.

"HIM AND SUPERIOR? H'OH MY GOD! WELL, NOW XEMNAS GETS A 'LIL DOGGY!" Xanthia laughs.

"HE EVEN HAS LITTLE PUPPY EARS AND A TAIL AND A LEASH! PRICELESS!" Zexion agrees.

Axel's just laughing too hard to comment.

The three Nobodies continue looking at everybody else's pairings and results, Xanthia saving over half of them. Some of the results scar the three Nobodies while others make them laugh until they stop breathing.

Back in the living room, everyone looks at the direction of Xanthia's room with confused faces.

"What's going on in there? All three of them are laughing. . ."

"That means that this castle is probably gonna get blown up. . ."

Xemnas rolls his eyes again and stands up. "Organization meeting, now."

Everyone (even Axel, Xanthia, and Zexion) show up and sit down.

"Alright, why were you three laughing?"

Zexion, Xanthia, and Axel look at each other before turning back to Xemnas.

"Well. . ."

"Ya see. . ."

"There's this one site. . ."

Then they got out some pictures, and you could hear, from at least 20,000 miles away, all the horrified Organization member's screams.

All that's left are Axel, Xanthia, and Zexion since everyone else is passed out.

"Wow. . ." Zexion mumbles.

"Wanna go sell Roxy on eBay or Amazon?" Axel suggests a few seconds later.

"WE'LL BE RICH!" Xanthia yells, laughing madly. "Alright, pick him up, I'll set up the bidding."

"'Kay." The other two say.