"Fred and George do Punk'd"
Chapter One- Harry Potter
Fred- Welcome to Punk'd, I'm Fred Weasley and this is my twin brother, George.
George- Yes, and today on Punk'd we're going after Harry Potter, famous Boy Wonder of the wizarding world.
Fred- See, the plan is, we all know how scared Harry is of dementors. So we're going to make things more interresting by getting some of Harry's most respected elders to dress up like dementors and scare the hell out of him.
George- Brilliant plan, Fred.
Fred- Thank you, George, now, roll the footage.
( Dumbledore, Sirius, McGonagall and Cho (because she's older than Harry therefore an elder) stood outside the door of the Great Hall, Fred and George finishing telling them the plan. )
Dumbledore- Are you sure this is going to help Harry get over his fear?
Fred- (lying) oh yeah, sure. Happens all the time.
Sirius- I hope you boys can pay up that 112 sickles you promised...ooh this feels like my old MWPP days!
Cho- Yeah, I kinda hate Harry because in a way I blame him for Cedric's death.
(All pause)
Cho- (nervously) Ohh, haha...You've been Punk'd...ha. (looks away, embarassed)
George- Damn girl, that was weak.
Fred- Anyway...so you guys enter the great hall all ghost like, and right up to Harry. Everyone in the room has been in on the plan and will act like they fainted so the effect will be greater.
George- So go in there and get this over with. (shoos them into the room.
(Inside, everyone faints after seeing the dementors and Harry watches on in fear. Then he pulls his out his wand and does the Patronus Charm. But nothing happens.)
Harry- M-Malfoy, is that you? (scared.)
Dumbledore the Dementor- Oooh...!
Sirius- Good one.
Dumbledore- Thanks...I've been working on that since yesterday.
Cho- (walking forward all ghost-like) oooOOOOOoooOOO!
Harry- Stay back! (hold's up wand and shoots disarming charm at Cho.)
(Cho does a flip in the air but lands at an inhuman angle on the floor, not moving. )
Someone- THEY KILLED CHO!
Someone else- THOSE BASTARDS!
(The fake dementors take off their hoods, looking down at Cho's dead body. )
Dumbledore- Aw geeze...didn't mean for that to happen...
Sirius- Where's my money?
Mcgonagall- (still trying to scare Harry even those her hood is off) oooOOOOOoo!
Harry- (shocked) WTF? YOU TRICKED ME! BUT WHY? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
Everyone- (stands up from acting like they fainted) YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!
(Fred and George come in )
Fred- That didn't have the effect I thought it would...(looking as Harry started punching Sirius)
George- Yeah...oh well, there's always next chapter. (Watches as Harry then kicks Dumbledore in his nether reigons)
Fred- (walks forward and puts the bag of money next to Sirius' unconscious body) There ya go, mate.
(And Fred and George walk out the Great Hall, trying to ignore McGonagall's screams of pain as Harry kicked her ass as well, thinking up new and more sinister plans.)
That was just the beginning! In the true Punk'd way, some people are gonna want to get revenge...coughharrycough and there are gonna be alot more funny scenes...and this killing off Cho thing is gonna be like Kenny from South Park...every chapter...cause I hate her. If you gotta problem with that then just flame me already! Flames are funny.
Chapter One- Harry Potter
Fred- Welcome to Punk'd, I'm Fred Weasley and this is my twin brother, George.
George- Yes, and today on Punk'd we're going after Harry Potter, famous Boy Wonder of the wizarding world.
Fred- See, the plan is, we all know how scared Harry is of dementors. So we're going to make things more interresting by getting some of Harry's most respected elders to dress up like dementors and scare the hell out of him.
George- Brilliant plan, Fred.
Fred- Thank you, George, now, roll the footage.
( Dumbledore, Sirius, McGonagall and Cho (because she's older than Harry therefore an elder) stood outside the door of the Great Hall, Fred and George finishing telling them the plan. )
Dumbledore- Are you sure this is going to help Harry get over his fear?
Fred- (lying) oh yeah, sure. Happens all the time.
Sirius- I hope you boys can pay up that 112 sickles you promised...ooh this feels like my old MWPP days!
Cho- Yeah, I kinda hate Harry because in a way I blame him for Cedric's death.
(All pause)
Cho- (nervously) Ohh, haha...You've been Punk'd...ha. (looks away, embarassed)
George- Damn girl, that was weak.
Fred- Anyway...so you guys enter the great hall all ghost like, and right up to Harry. Everyone in the room has been in on the plan and will act like they fainted so the effect will be greater.
George- So go in there and get this over with. (shoos them into the room.
(Inside, everyone faints after seeing the dementors and Harry watches on in fear. Then he pulls his out his wand and does the Patronus Charm. But nothing happens.)
Harry- M-Malfoy, is that you? (scared.)
Dumbledore the Dementor- Oooh...!
Sirius- Good one.
Dumbledore- Thanks...I've been working on that since yesterday.
Cho- (walking forward all ghost-like) oooOOOOOoooOOO!
Harry- Stay back! (hold's up wand and shoots disarming charm at Cho.)
(Cho does a flip in the air but lands at an inhuman angle on the floor, not moving. )
Someone- THEY KILLED CHO!
Someone else- THOSE BASTARDS!
(The fake dementors take off their hoods, looking down at Cho's dead body. )
Dumbledore- Aw geeze...didn't mean for that to happen...
Sirius- Where's my money?
Mcgonagall- (still trying to scare Harry even those her hood is off) oooOOOOOoo!
Harry- (shocked) WTF? YOU TRICKED ME! BUT WHY? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
Everyone- (stands up from acting like they fainted) YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!
(Fred and George come in )
Fred- That didn't have the effect I thought it would...(looking as Harry started punching Sirius)
George- Yeah...oh well, there's always next chapter. (Watches as Harry then kicks Dumbledore in his nether reigons)
Fred- (walks forward and puts the bag of money next to Sirius' unconscious body) There ya go, mate.
(And Fred and George walk out the Great Hall, trying to ignore McGonagall's screams of pain as Harry kicked her ass as well, thinking up new and more sinister plans.)
That was just the beginning! In the true Punk'd way, some people are gonna want to get revenge...coughharrycough and there are gonna be alot more funny scenes...and this killing off Cho thing is gonna be like Kenny from South Park...every chapter...cause I hate her. If you gotta problem with that then just flame me already! Flames are funny.