Ok so this was just a stupid, silly thing I wrote when I was completely hyped up and I needed to calm down to go to sleep. I HAD A SNOW DAY!!! AND THERE'S A 6 FOOT SNOW TEDDY ON OUR GREEN!!
I WANT SWEETS!
Bella, you can't have sweets in school
But eeedddwwaarrrrd!!!
No
Pllleeeeaaaaaase! It make Bella happy! *pouts*
Bella, stop pouting at me ok? Seriously stop it. OK FINE! I'll buy you some sweets after school
BELLA WANT SWEETS NOW!
I don't have any
Well, then you'd better get some, hadn't you Edward?
I can't just skip out of class
I'm not asking you to skip only to walk and get me some SWEETIES!!
I can't ditch class in the middle of class Bella
Why not? You know everything anyway
That is a very good point Alice
Thank you Bells, I thought so too
I see we are agreeing once again Alice
I see that too Bella. OOO! We agreed again!
We are very agreeable aren't we?
Yes, we are very agreeable.
I think we should make an agreeable club
OOO! And go SHOPPING!
And Edward's not invited to join because he's not agreeing to go and get his one and only love of his lifetime existence some sweeties even though that's all she asked for and I'M SO UPSET!!
Edward, look what you did now, you made her cry
I didn't make her cry
This is what she's talking about Edward! You're so disagreeable and that's why you're not invited to join our agreeable club and go shopping with us
Ooo, I'm so jealous! –sarcasm–
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
So totally true
Bella, I'm sorry I made you cry ok?
No
What?
I said No. It means no, negative, a refusal or denial.
I know what no means
Yes, I realise as you are saying NO to my request to get me some sweeties
I'm not saying no to getting you some sweets Bella, I would love to get you some sweets but I can't right now
Huge Gasp! You love something other than Bella?
EDWARD, HOW COULD YOU! AFTER ALL THIS TIME!
That's so hurtful Edward, how could you do that?
AFTER ALL THIS TIME!
I never would have expected this from you Edward. Never
AFTER ALL THIS TIME!
Now, Emmett and Jazz are going to have to kick you out the family
AFTER ALL THI-wait what?
Yes, what? That's ridiculous Alice
WAA! I'M TELLING JAZZ YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!!
Now, look what you did
But I didn't do anything
Edward?
Yes, love?
Shut up
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2 minutes later
Edward?
Yes, love?
Where are my Sour Orange Maoam's?
I don't have them yet Bella
Why not?
Because class is still going on
Oh
1 minute later
Edward?
*sigh* Yes, love?
Will you buy me a monkey?
Hehe, I always wanted a monkey. AND ORANGE SOUR MAOAM'S ARE THE BEST!!! They make my tongue go tingle tingle tingle