it was 7 a.m. in the morning and John Eggbert was in school. Suddenly he saw...his sister jade!
"Hey jade" said john happily to see his sister.
"Fuck off fuckass" said jade. Jade was dating karkat and had picked up some new vocabulary.
"wow jade" said john sadly. "Remember we were little and were friends"
"Fuckass" said jade madly
John cried and went to class.
After class john was walking in the halway when he saw...dave! John had a crush on dave! but dave was dating terezzi, the massive bitch. john was very sad so when he saw...dave! he began to cry. dave saw john cry. Dave said "Why are you crying john."
John said "Terezzzzi is a bitch she doesnt desrve u I should be dating u."
John did not actually say that it was all in his head. Instead he kept crying
"John dont cry" said Dave
"noooo" cried John
"John what can i do to make you feel better" said Dave
John said "Mybe if we make out"
"Ok" said dave
They made out for 10 min but then John was late to class "You made me late" he said angrily to Dave "I hate you now I have to have detention or some fucking shit"
"Wow fuck u too asshole" said Dave
"Im not an asshole dont call me that" said John
"Yes you are asshole"
"No Im not, do you know whos really an asshole?"
"Who" said Dave curiously
"Your girlfriend Terezzi she is a massive bitch" said John then he ran away because he was scared of Dave's karatie kickz. But he was not fast enough. Dave ran after him and karatie kickzed him right in the parts if u know what i mean lol. John screamed and began to rub his parts. "It hurts" he said cryingly.
"Oh I am sorry I did not meen to do that" said Dave lyingliy because in fact HE DID! THIS WAS ALL PART OF HIS MASTUR PLAN! (A/N hehehe lol u see what i did ther)
"IT HUTRS SO MUCH" John cried sadly
"Let me help u" said Dave "I will make it stop hurting"
"How" said John
"I will massage u" said Dave "Pull down ur pants"
"Ok" said John happily
Then they had wild wild sex in the middle of the school hallway.
A/N shold i writ more? pls respond 3