Dry Bowser, Toadette, Waluigi, and Petey Piranha were all in the Hyrule Field, wondering why they were there as they were looking at the script of the story, all of them confused.
"So where exactly do we go from here?" Dry Bowser commented while he brushed back his red hair. "It's not like we have much options for anywhere else."
"Golly, I don't know..." Toadette remarked as she was brushing her pink pigtails. "I just wanna go home. I feel like racing."
"But we've been doing that for hours!" Waluigi complained as he then tore apart the script he had in his hands.
"Look! Ova dere!" Petey Piranha exclaimed as he spotted a ranch full of cows nearby. "I think those cows can help us!"
Dry Bowser, Toadette, and Waluigi were all confused as Petey then grabbed them and stuffed the trio into his red pouch, the green colored mutated piranha plant taking to the skies as he flew towards the ranch. Malon was farting a storm due to consuming the milk she milked from the cows, glancing up to see the batch of Mario characters approaching her.
"Huh? That's a big plant..." Malon remarked as she squinted up, being squashed by Petey making a cannonball landing at the ranch as everyone got injured, with the cows dashing away from the crash site as they didn't want to be flattened.