STARFOX: THE DISCOVERY.

Hello, I'm ZEUSTHEMIGHTY, and this is my first fanfic. R&R, and if you ain't got nothin' nice to say, don't waste yer time. Or mine for that matter. I'm not the best writer really, and I don't think anyone'll follow this, but (cracks neck and knuckles) let's do this anyways. Everything in parenthases are my comments.

Disclaimer: I own not Star Fox, but my OC, 'kay?

STARFOX: THE DISCOVERY.

Chapter 1.

I never was a very good shot.

Maybe that's why I missed the planet inhabited by animal humanoid things a quarter of a light year away from our planet.

I was freaked, to say the least.

Then, I get kidnapped by them, and they interrogate me and eventually treat me like a living thing with a conscience after realizing I wasn't a threat.

So while I sit in this room, listening to my iPod speaker with danger zone playing, life was O.K. So far.

Ah, well, this don't explain exactly what I was thinking then at the time, cause I recollect this 5 years later around a camp fire with boy scouts who don't know their neckerchief broaches from a beetle in their sleeping bag.

But they do have sweet dispositions.

Anyways, I was in a very strange position when I saw it. I was separated from my squad, and I received a transmission an hour later.

I thought it was my squad, so I naturally picked up.

Then, came something I was not prepared for.

A picture of a planet, called by us, Planet 4679-Yoda. Named because the discoverer was a huge Star wars fanboy. Such a nerd, always writing fanfics about it. I thought anyone who did was a complete geek! (Yea, I called myself and everyone on here a geek. Bite me, ya'll!)

Then, a transmission feed came through. I almost fainted.

A hound dog, in a strange uniform, was on the other end. I was so shocked, I fell out of my captain's chair.

My expression must have been priceless.

"What the hell?" I yelled rather loudly. The hound dog's reaction was similar.

"Holy crap-what in Lylat?" he yelled.

I just stared blankly. I was half shocked because he could speak my language, half because he could speak at all.

"Uh, did you just speak English? Bloody hell!" I exclaimed. He just stared and replied, "Yes, I did. I am General Pepper of the cornerian army. What is your name?" He asked uncertainly as if he doubted I had one.

"I—uh-am, um, Lance Corporal Tyler McCallister of the Earthen military, New Britain sector. Why do you look like a dog?" I asked rudely. He stared and adopted a look that screamed annoyance.

"I do because I am, alien." he spat out with vexation.

'My, he's certainly a charmer.' I thought with humor.

"Whoa, didn't mean to offend, my friend. It's just that, there's atype of animal on my planet that sorta look a lot like you. Sorry for any offense." I said quickly to not make an enemy. After all, he was an alien and I had no clue what kind of fire power he's got at his disposal.

He looked less annoyed and replied apologetically, "I too am sorry. I don't really like being called—an animal." He put a drag on the animal.

"Anyways, uh" I started. "is there any chance you could direct me to the Milky way, if it's any where around here."

He looked absolutely confused. "Uh, I will check for it." he said typing in something into a small holographic computer.

"Nothing." He said simply.

"Well, could I maybe land at your, base if you have one, that is" I inquired. Maybe I could get out of this mess after all. Hopefully he answered yes, here's everything you need, along with reruns of American Idol and X-Files. I doubted that last part.

"Yes, we will await your arrival." he said plainly. I was as relieved as if I had just performed thrirty five barrel rolls 64 times.

As soon as I arrived though, they put some sort of tractor beam on me, as soon as I landed, they grabbed me and tied me up, and some strange blue furred fox thing, walked up to me.

"Hi.", he said cheerfully. "My name is Marcus McCoud, and I'll be your captor this evening. Welcome to Hell on Corneria. Enjoy your 64-day stay.!"

Then, some orange toad put a needle in my arm, and everything went black.

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Howdy, It's zeus. Review honestly, please, and please, no negativism. I'm begging. If this sucked, say so, and I'll just start anew. Zeus out.

P.S. Hope you likin' this thing. :)