Okay, New series I'm working on. Please tell me if it sucks so I won't continue it
Disclaimer: I don't own glee, if I did PucKurt would have happened episodes ago:))
The Bet
"I'm bored" Britney said. They couldn't start rehearsal because Puck, Kurt and Mr. Schue weren't there yet.
Kurt was most likely cleaning himself after a slushie and/or getting out of the dumpster. And Puck was still either laughing at his latest victim or picking on yet another helpless geek.
"Wouldn't it be weird if Kurt and Puck got together?" Finn asked to the whole group while throwing a foot ball up and down.
"Not that much" Rachel said, looking at some music sheets
"What?" Everyone shot Rachel a confused look.
"I mean, they kinda even each other out. Don't you think? Puck the bad-ass and Kurt the extremely feminine one"
"Yeah" Mercedes said "Plus they always seem to sit next to each other"
"And I haven't seen Puck throw him a slushie or into the dumpster after glee" Artie pointed out
"Plus they both have the best hair" Santa laughed
"During sectionals, when he was bored, Puck kept annoying Kurt. Pulling pigtails much?" Quinn said
They all laughed...that would never happen…
"Wanna bet?" Mike said
"What kind?" Tina asked
"Boys vs. Girls. Who can get Puck and Kurt together" Mat said high five-ing Mike
"But we lack one, the girls would easily win" Artie pointed out
"Fine" Rachel said, her competitive side talking. "Get one, we'll still win"
"Mercedes" Finn said "Rules?"
"No telling them!" Quinn said
"Yeah, and the group that does tell them needs to wear a swim suit for a whole week" Britney said
"The winner?"
"Makes the loser his or her slave for a month!" Santana said
"Fine, I need someone to do my homework anyway." Finn winked at the girls
"So everyone agrees?" Mercedes asked
"Hell yeah!"
And as if one cue, , Puck and Kurt came in.
"Okay" said and clasped his hands together "You guys seem to be at your best when you compete against one another, so that's what we'll do. I'll group you into threes and you will each perform a mash-up of your choice. And like when we discussed ballads, your partners would be chosen by fate."
"What would the winner get?"
"The winner's performance would be the one we perform for club week" explained
Club week was a whole week just for clubs. And at the end of the week each club will have a performance. The Cheerios! Won it for years now but this was the Glee club's could all feel it.
"Let's start, who would want to go first?"
Rachel shot off her seat "Puck, Kurt, Puck, Kurt, Puck, Kurt" She whispered "Artie and Mercedes"
Quinn got up next: Britney and Kurt
Mike got Santana and Mat
And Finn was left with Puck and Tina
"Okay everyone, got to your partners"
As everyone was walking to their partners…
"Oh, Hell no!, Kurt touched my ass" Puck said and disgustingly looked at Kurt
Kurt raised his eye brows at him "Oh, Please you pathetic waste of space. I'd rather kill myself than touch your germ infected body"
"Oh yeah? Well I'd rather light myself on fire that touch you"
"Great comeback. Can't your too small brain think of something original or will it over heat?"
"Sissy"
"Jerk"
"Princess"
"Neanderthal"
"That's it" Puck said, his fist clenched and charging at Kurt. "I'm going to-"
"Enough!" screamed "Now I am tried of you two fighting all the time. And just to show you how dynamic you two can be when you work together…Tina would you mind if you switch with Kurt?"
"I wouldn't mind one bit" Tina smiled
"And as a new rule I will handcuff you two together"
Kurt and Pucks mouth fell open and Kurt turned paler than usual
"Now, this isn't the first time you two shouted at each other" said
"8th time actually"Artie whispered to Mercedes
"I've contacted your parents and they both agreed that this will teach you a lesson. The chain is long enough so you won't have to do certain, erm, stuff together and it will only be removed until after the performance. And if I hear you two shout at each other I will glue your hips together!"
They both sat down, their mouths agape and hands handcuffed together
They couldn't see it but the whole Glee club, behind them, were smiling deeply
Let the games begin.
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