Raw: Sept. 18, 2006
"It's so sad around here now that Trish has retired." I say to Rated-RKO and Lita as we hang out backstage.
"Yeah." Lita says. "It is."
"You guys must be excited for the tournament though." Edge says.
"Of course!" Lita and I both say.
"But it doesn't start 'til next week." Randy says.
"But we have a six person Intergender Tag Team match tonight." I say.
"That your team is losing."
"Don't underestimate my team. I have DX as partners."
"We can beat DX." Edge says.
"Who said you could beat me though?"
"I think we can." Lita says.
"Good luck with that." I turn to leave.
"Wait!" Randy says. "I'm going with you. I'm not being their third wheel."
He and I walk to Catering. We grab salads and sit at our own table.
"So…" He says. "Are you ready to lose?"
"I'm not losing." I say. "Hell, I could pin you."
"No, you can't."
"You sure about that?"
"No one in this business knows you better than me. I could squash you in the ring."
"But I know how to counter ALL of your moves."
"You want to put a bet on this?"
"How much?"
"If you don't pin me, you owe me 100 dollars. If you do, I owe you."
"You got a deal, Orton."
You think you know me.
Hey, nothing you can say, nothing gonna change what you've don't to me.
Now it's time to shine. I'm gonna take what's mine while you burning inside my light…
"This is a six person Intergender Tag Team match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, Rated-RKO and Lita!"
Are you ready?
You think you can tell us what to do?
You think you can tell us what to wear?...
"And their opponents, D-Generation X and Marissa!"
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Edge and Triple H start the match off. Edge locks in a Sleeper Hold immediately. Triple H escapes easily. Triple H starts throwing Edge around the ring. He goes for a Pedigree, but Edge reverses it. I watch intensely from the corner with Shawn. Edge hits a Spear on Triple H. He goes for a pin using the ropes for leverage.
1…
I run in and show the referee what Edge is doing. Edge starts yelling at me, but I notice Lita going to sneak attack me from behind. Before she can attack me, I punch her and exit the ring. Triple H tags in Shawn.
Shawn attempts to hit Edge with a Superkick, but he dodges and tags Lita in.
Shawn gets hit with a huge slap from her. I glare at her. She waves at me. I roll my eyes. She kicks Shawn in gut and hits a DDT. She goes for a LitaSault, but he hits with a Superkick. Shawn tags me in.
Lita and I hit each other with right hands. She Clotheslines me. I get an Armbar locked in on me.
"Tap!" Lita yells.
"Do you want to tap?" The referee asks.
"Tap! Tap!" Rated-RKO yells.
"No!" I say. "I'm not tapping!"
I get to the ropes forcing Lita to release. I hit her with a Clothesline and perform a Picture Perfect on her. I go for the pin.
1...2…
Randy breaks the pin with an axehandle to my back. Lita rolls to her corner and tags him in. He gets in the ring.
We lock up with each other. Randy shoves me into a corner.
"You sure you wanna fight me?" He says as he starts to punch me.
I block one of his punches. "Positive."
I duck under his arm and manage to lock him in an Octopus Stretch. He ends up on his knees, but he gets to the ropes. I break the hold. He goes for a Clothesline on me, but I dodge and hit a dropkick. I go for another, but he grabs my legs and pulls me to the ground. I end up getting locked in a Boston Crab.
"Wanna tap?" Randy asks.
"Nope." I reply.
I get to the ropes. He releases. I get up. I go to tag in Shawn, but he pulls me back. I slap him. He hits me with a DDT. He pins me.
1...kickout!
I grab his head and slam it into the turnbuckle before hitting him with a Running Bulldog. Lita runs in and hits me with a DDT. Triple H Pedigrees her. Edge Spears him. Shawn Superkicks him. Randy goes to RKO Shawn, but Shawn dodges and hits him with a Sweet Chin Music. I run over and pin Randy.
1...2...3!
"Here are your winners, Marissa and D-Generation X!"