Dolphins are just gay sharks.
A/N: This is just a small funny conversation between the hilarious Brittany and Finn.
Hope you enjoy and R&R :)
Brittany says if you dont like this story, blame it on her cat Lord Tubbington.
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Finn is standing by his locker and putting his books away, before closing it and seeing a very lost looking Brittany strolling through the corridor,
(Brittany Finn Others)
Hi Brittany
Hi Finn
What are you doing?
Im looking for my locker. It keeps moving.
Really? Mine used to move, but Rachel stopped it.
How did she stop it?
She put a big sticker that said Finn on it. And ever since, my locker hasnt moved.
Wow, thats cool. Do you think Rachel can stop mine from moving?
Yeah, of course, Rach can do anything.
Whos Rach?
Rachel
But you said Rach silly, theyre different!
Oh.. thats what Rach says
Whos Rach?
Never mind.
Okay. Did you know that Dolphins are just Gay Sharks?
Really? I thought that they were baby whales?
No Finn. Those are Whabies.
Rabies?
Whabies. Artie told me.
Oh yeah. Artie is cool
Yeah, did you know his legs dont work?
Yeah. Thats why hes in a wheelchair. Thats really sad what happened to him
Dont be sad Finn, we're just lucky that his arms work
Your right Britt
Hey thats what Santana calls me
Thats what everyone calls you
What does everyone call you Finn?
They call me a lot of things, Finn, Finessa, Frankenteen and Finocenent
-laughs- your funny Finn
You think so?
I think so. Thats why I told you.
Thats makes sense
It does? Santana says I dont make sense sometimes
So does Rachel. Not about you, about me.
Wow, theyre mean.
But you still love her right?
Yeah. Do you love Santana?
Maybe. She was my first I guess,
She was my first too
Your really cool Britt
Your really cool too Finn
Do you want to go to Breadstix with me tonight?
Yeah! And we can talk about Whabies, and Santana and we can talk about Rachel, oh and your friend Rach too!
Really? Thats cool. Do you think theyll be angry?
Who?
Santana and Rachel?
Oh no, they will never be angry with me. But they might be hangry.
Whats hangry?
Angry because theyre hungry, because theyre not coming to Breadstix
Do you want them to come?
Nope, just me and you
Cool. Should we go now?
No, we still have to find my locker!
Oh your right. What does it look like?
Well its grey, with a black nose, and 3 long thin square eyes, Santana puts notes in there for me.
Hmm.. okay, that shouldnt be too hard.
We have to be careful though, my locker has heaps of twins that look like him
Your locker is a boy?
Yep. Its the only boy though, the rest are his sisters, only Santana can tell the difrence.
Is that your locker Britt?
Hey it is! You must be magic too!
I must be!
Thanks Finny. Can I call you Finny?
Um, okay Britt.
But you have to call me a diferent name too!
Um.. what about Bree?
Hmmm, that'll take some time to get used too. But okay! I like it!
Cool, so are you ready to go now Bree?
Sure am! Can you hold my sunflower please?
Erm.. sure. Why do you have a sunflower in your locker?
Because its a naughty Sunflower and its not allowed to see the sun, but it turned good when it saw you, because your magic!
Oh yeah, I forgot. Lets go then, Do you have your car?
Nope, I came with Santana
Dont you think she'll be looking for you then?
I hope not, but its ok, she never gets angry with me. She might get angry at you though
Why?
Sometimes she doesnt like me hanging out with boys, because she said im Lebanese and she gets jealous
Id be jealous too. You're very pretty
Nqaww! Thanks Finny, your pretty too!
-laughs- Okay, heres my car
I like your car, it has pretty windows
Ughh, thanks Bree. Oh no,
Whats wrong Finny?
-sighs- I think I left my keys in my locker...
THE END
unless anyone wants more :)