" Why are we going to the Phon Coast again?"
" Because my dear Vaan, I need a tan." Penelo responded with a smirk
" And I'm coming along because?" he asked tiredly
" 'Cause you're my bitch remember?" Penelo stated matter-of-factly
" And WHEN DID WE DECIDE THIS??" Vaan asked with a yell
" When I summoned Aunt Jemima and kicked your ass remember?"
::Flashback::
Penelo pulls out a recursive crossbow and summons Aunt Jemima
" Not Aunt Jemima!!" Aunt Jemima appears with her acidic syrup and exploding powduh
:: End Flashback::
" Oh crap…."
"But its all good Vaany, I'm a good master aren't I?" Penelo then proceeded to pat him on the head
" Oy, I knew I should've activated Aunt Jemima on the license board…." Vaan mentally kicked himself and claimed dibs on Toucan Sam for next time
elsewhere……
Ashe was thoroughly enjoying herself with Gurdy and all the other moogles excitedly watching the chocobo singing contest.
" I sooo want the red chocobo!!" Ashe squealed
All the other moogles just looked on her strangely…
'Ugh will she ever shut up!'
' I wonder how long It'll take me to go home, grab the dumbbell and knock her over the head..?'
' She makes even Rinoa tolerable….'
' I hope the hoe knows the red chocbo's mine…'
" Lady Ashelia! We do not have time to watch this whole event." Basch said
" Aww why noot?"
" Because you promised Miss Penelo that you would meet her at the Phon Coast."
Sigh " And your point is?"
" I believe Sir Balthier will be there as well."
Ashe then again demonstrated her running skills by running faster than Jesse McCartney to Chippendales
" I only thank the Gods for teleport stones…"
and with Balthier and Fran……
"Balthier, let Tifa go, she has no reason to be here any longer!' Fran said
" She said she was gonna go jamgameowmeowmeow on me!" Balthier exclaimed
" And I WILL as soon as I get my gloves and then I'll show you how we roll back in the Midgar ghetto son!"
…..after a statement like that how could one not want to get away from her, and as such, Balthier and Fran took two steps away from her
" Ok then, I'll give you a teleport stone to go home if you promise to not go jamgameowmeowmeow on me?"
Tifa thought long and hard…….
" Aight, I'll et you off easy this time, but if you ever disturb me and my crocheting time again, you'll find yourself on the sharp end of a plastic spoon." And with that Tifa teleported off
" I never knew plastic spoons could be sharp…." Balthier contemplated
" Its quite easy to do actually…"
" Is there anything you don't know Fran?"
" Besides Vaan's sexuality, not really"
" Ah, I see, so lets go and get me some puffy marshmallows and you some more…thong…outfit…thingies…"
Fran just sighed and followed Balthier to wherever he was going, ever thinking about more mist-related crap that would probably have no more relevance to anyone since they did the whole happy ending thing in the storyline already….