"Why Dexter Can't Eat PBJs Anymore"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Ever After High, especially the characters of the show/doll line. Ever After High and its characters are owned by Mattel and the respective co-authors of the Ever After High books, Shannon Hale and Suzanne Selfors. Anyway, since I'm frickin' sick and tired of getting writer's block for so long, here's a fic featuring Dexter Charming and his brother, Daring. And no, if you're asking, this is not incestous slash, so get your mind out of the gutter, fangirls. But this is something even way better. So enjoy.

P.S.: I was suddenly on one of my random moods writing this.

It was your usual Saturday afternoon inside Ever After High as Dexter Charming, son of King Charming and brother to both Daring and Darling, spent his time on the couch, kicking back to a very tasty peanut butter and jelly sandwich as a snack.

"Mmmmm, I'm so glad I was hungry..." Dexter said to himself with his mouth full.

While he continued to chomp on the sandwich though, Daring Charming had entered through the lounge room, wiping off the sweat from his forehead after a very long day of bookball practice.

"Hey, how's it going?" Dexter said to Daring with his mouth full.

"Not much, spent the rest of my time trying to get past Tiny the Giant through the goal line," sighed Daring, "Anyway, I'm feeling hungry. Anything good we have?"

"Yeah, this peanut butter and clear apple jelly sandwich I'm eating." Dexter said, pointing to the whole sandwich that he was eating. "I'm not gonna actually lie, this sandwich is the most sickest sandwich I ever had."

"Clear apple jelly?" Daring raised his eyebrow.

"Yeah, it's in the clear bottle with the white lid." muffled Dexter.

Daring suddenly felt a small state of panic around him as he went to the fridge and opened it up, pulling out the jar that had the white lid on it. As soon as he turned it around, he gulped instantly, forcing the charming prince to stare at Dexter awkwardly.

"Um, Dexter, I don't think you're eating clear apple jelly." replied Daring.

"But it totally is." Dexter nodded, taking another bite.

"Actually, Dexter... you're eating petroleum jelly."

Once he heard Daring say those words, Dexter stopped himself in his tracks, only out of fear and disbelief. He even spit a little of the sandwich he was eating.

"I was eating lube all this time?" he gulped.

"Yeah, I was putting on the fridge to chill off and use to polish my crown." Daring truthfully replied.

Dexter couldn't help but spit out the sandwich right away with his napkin and got himself off the seat, therefore heading out the door with a faint expression on his face. As soon as the nerd gathered himself...

*BLEEEEEEEEEGH!*

He had threw up in the hallway, leaving Daring with nothing more than a nervous disgusted look on his face. He hated to imagine the image of his brother throwing up due to that tainted PBJ that he was eating, but hey, Dex had it coming.

"Huh, guess I should've told him before he ate the sandwich." shrugged Daring, who was now polishing his crown from the 'jelly' that Dexter had used.

And it was pretty much the last time Dexter ever ate a PBJ sandwich again.

Dexter eating lube covered in a peanut butter sandwich? Ouch, that's gotta be quite a nasty taste for sure. Then again, I don't know why Daring would want lube to polish his crown. Maybe it's some sort of ancient Chinese secret. LOL XD

Anyway, I hope you all love the randomness coming from yours truly, folks! Don't be afraid to leave a feedback if you wanna see more! Until next, Warrior over and out, folks!