Jasper's POV

Chapter 1 - Bad Start

When sunrise hit, I decided to get an early start to get ready for school. I was going to take a nice, long soak in the bathtub to relax myself. I really needed it. I was jealous of Bella and Edward. Alice and I didn't have that kind of connection ever since she called me gay. I needed something to take my mind off that.

I walked into the bathroom and filled up the tub with hot water. I looked in the cabinet and found some pink liquid in a bottle. It wasn't labeled, so I assumed it was bubble bath. I opened the bottle and took a whiff. It smelled nice. I poured the whole bottle into the tub, undressed myself and slowly lowered myself into the tub. The aroma filled the bathroom.

As I sat in the tub, I thought of school. I heard some rumors that Jessica and Mike were calling me a homosexual. It was very disturbing. I didn't want to think about that now. It was giving me wrinkles. Could vampires get wrinkles? Hmm… I don't know… I decided I'd better not take too long, because I shared this bathroom with Rosalie and she wouldn't bee too happy that I got here first. She likes her morning showers.

I stood up and pulled the shower curtains so that I could turn on the shower without water flooding the bathroom. Carlisle wouldn't be too happy if that happened considering the last three floods I'd caused. I would be banned from taking showers till the Volturi decided to dismember me one day like Alice had seen in her vision.

I needed to wash my beautiful blond locks. I looked around and there was only one bottle of shampoo. Rosalie had used all one my Pantene Pro-V. The shampoo bottle read Nair. I shrugged and opened the bottle anyways, pouring the whole on my head. It smelled like lemon. Yummy… I was going to smell lemony fresh. I bet Alice would like that. I smiled just thinking of it.

Just then, I felt a burning sensation on my head and quickly rinsed out the shampoo. It must have been some really strong shampoo!

After I showered, I grabbed a towel and dried myself off. Then I put a towel on my head and quickly got dressed. Rosalie was going to have my head and burn me alive. I mean immortal… Whatever…

When I got dressed, I headed downstairs, listening to everyone talking and laughing. I wanted to see what was so funny.

"Jasper, take that towel off your head, you sissy," Emmett chortled.

I yanked the towel off my head and a cool breeze on my head. I heard everyone gasp and all their mouths hung open. Was it something I did?

"JASPER HALE!" Alice shouted. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOUR HAIR?!"

"Hahaha! Nice trick, man!" Emmett laughed hysterically.

"My, baby!" Esme yelled. "What did you do to your hair, Jazz?"

I looked at myself in the mirror that hung on the wall in the hallway. Sure as hell, they were right. I was bald. If I were human, I probably would have gone into a coma. I looked like hairless cat.

"Nice going, Jasper," Edward snickered. "You look like Carlisle's old colleague, Richard after he decided to shave his head."

"What did you use in your hair?" Rosalie yelled.

"Some shampoo called Nair or something," I replied, trying to remember.

"Oh, lord," Renesmee said. "Uncle Jasper, that's my waxing cream that I use for hair removal! Why didn't you read the bottle first?"

"Nessie, please," I said. "I feel bad enough. I look like a freak."

"You passed freak ages ago," Emmett mumbled, still chuckling. "You're verging on super-freak."

I felt so bad, I wanted to scream and dismember myself, if that was possible… I would have to ask Carlisle…

"Jasper, please don't do that ever again," Bella pleaded. "You're giving Renesmee a bad example like the bad influence you are. I don't want Renesmee using waxing cream as shampoo."

"Bella, you do realize that Nessie is way smarter than Jasper. She should be his example," Emmett replied, rolling on the floor laughing.

"Jasper, honey," Esme said. "We need to talk to you anyways."

"About what, Esme?" I asked curiously. Was my family disowning me or something?"