Written by: LyssieGirl
Summary: It's Phoebe's 26th birthday and she doesn't want to be reminded about it.
26
[Phoebe enters the Manor]
Phoebe: Hey sister witches, demon lover, I'm home! [There is a complete silence.] Hello? Anybody home?
[She walks into the living room and turns on the light, everyone jumps up from behind the couch and yelled out:]
Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
[Phoebe covers her mouth she is so surprised. She didn't expect this to happen. She didn't even remember what today is.]
Phoebe: Oh! God! I'm so surprised I don't know what to say.
Piper: [Sarcastically] Oh duh, Phoebe! I think that's why they call it a surprise party. They don't call it that for nothing. [Prue hits her on the arm.]
Phoebe: [Ignores Piper's remark] Oh thank you, you guys. You're the best.
Cole: Anything for you.
Prue: Happy Birthday Pheebs! [Walks over and gives her a hug and a kiss.]
Leo: Happy Birthday Phoebe. [He walks over and also gave her a hug and a kiss.]
Piper: Happy Birthday!
Cole: Happy Birthday sweetie! [He gives her a wet one and a big hug]
Phoebe: [Getting emotional] Thank you, all of you. You all are so great I love you all. [Changing tone] But what the hell are you trying to do to me? Are you trying to torture me or something?
[Everyone looks confuse and hurt by Phoebe's second comment.]
Prue: What?! Phoebe what are you talking about?
Phoebe: Why are you reminding me that it's my birthday?
Cole: Because it is your birthday?
Leo: Phoebe why don't you want to remember your birthday?
Phoebe: Because I'm 26 damn it!
Piper: What's wrong with being 26?
Phoebe: Don't you get it? I'm stepping into the 'late 20's" club now.
Cole: What?
Phoebe: I'm getting old for God's sake!
Prue: Phoebe! 26, is not old!
Piper: 26 ,is old? What do you mean?
Phoebe: I mean is just that I'm 26. And you know I'm close to being 30 now and it just feels 'old'.
Cole: Phoebe you are not old. You're just as young as the first time we'd met.
Leo: Phoebe you're just as young and beautiful as ever.
Phoebe: [Rolls her eyes] Sure whatever!
Prue: Come oh Phoebe cheer up. I mean there are some good qualities in being 26.
Phoebe: Name one quality.
Prue: Let's see being a mother, having a wonderful husband, and having a child who's looking up to you.
Phoebe: [Interrupts] I said one.
Piper: [Puts her hand over Phoebe's shoulder] Oh c'mon Phoebe. It's not that bad.
Phoebe: [Grunts] I guess.
Cole: C'mon sweetie, let celebrate.
[They all sit down on the couch and eat cake]
THE END
Summary: It's Phoebe's 26th birthday and she doesn't want to be reminded about it.
26
[Phoebe enters the Manor]
Phoebe: Hey sister witches, demon lover, I'm home! [There is a complete silence.] Hello? Anybody home?
[She walks into the living room and turns on the light, everyone jumps up from behind the couch and yelled out:]
Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
[Phoebe covers her mouth she is so surprised. She didn't expect this to happen. She didn't even remember what today is.]
Phoebe: Oh! God! I'm so surprised I don't know what to say.
Piper: [Sarcastically] Oh duh, Phoebe! I think that's why they call it a surprise party. They don't call it that for nothing. [Prue hits her on the arm.]
Phoebe: [Ignores Piper's remark] Oh thank you, you guys. You're the best.
Cole: Anything for you.
Prue: Happy Birthday Pheebs! [Walks over and gives her a hug and a kiss.]
Leo: Happy Birthday Phoebe. [He walks over and also gave her a hug and a kiss.]
Piper: Happy Birthday!
Cole: Happy Birthday sweetie! [He gives her a wet one and a big hug]
Phoebe: [Getting emotional] Thank you, all of you. You all are so great I love you all. [Changing tone] But what the hell are you trying to do to me? Are you trying to torture me or something?
[Everyone looks confuse and hurt by Phoebe's second comment.]
Prue: What?! Phoebe what are you talking about?
Phoebe: Why are you reminding me that it's my birthday?
Cole: Because it is your birthday?
Leo: Phoebe why don't you want to remember your birthday?
Phoebe: Because I'm 26 damn it!
Piper: What's wrong with being 26?
Phoebe: Don't you get it? I'm stepping into the 'late 20's" club now.
Cole: What?
Phoebe: I'm getting old for God's sake!
Prue: Phoebe! 26, is not old!
Piper: 26 ,is old? What do you mean?
Phoebe: I mean is just that I'm 26. And you know I'm close to being 30 now and it just feels 'old'.
Cole: Phoebe you are not old. You're just as young as the first time we'd met.
Leo: Phoebe you're just as young and beautiful as ever.
Phoebe: [Rolls her eyes] Sure whatever!
Prue: Come oh Phoebe cheer up. I mean there are some good qualities in being 26.
Phoebe: Name one quality.
Prue: Let's see being a mother, having a wonderful husband, and having a child who's looking up to you.
Phoebe: [Interrupts] I said one.
Piper: [Puts her hand over Phoebe's shoulder] Oh c'mon Phoebe. It's not that bad.
Phoebe: [Grunts] I guess.
Cole: C'mon sweetie, let celebrate.
[They all sit down on the couch and eat cake]
THE END