A/N: Here comes my newest one, and yet I have like two others written. But I'm saving those for a rainy day! Okay, so this one is, well, strange. Don't even ask where this came from, I'm not even sure, but it's hilarious!
Donald Trump gets hurt, Vince helps him fire someone, Randy has issues, Evil squirrel, three random mental girls, Bob Le Ponge (SpongeBob in French), the rapping sensation, Akorn, a junk punch, and a very strange ending!
"Ow" Donald Trump yelled as the doctor put a needle in his arm, for a shot. "YOU'RE FIRED!" he yelled pointing at him with his good arm.
"Um, you can't fire me" the doctor said confused
"Too bad, you're fired!"
"You can't fire me!" he yelled, his voice cracking
"You're fired"
"You-"
"You're fired" he said quickly, interrupting him.
"Yo-"
"Fired!"
"You-"
"FIIIIIREEEED!!!!"
"You-"
"He said you're fired, now, YYYYYOOOOUUUUURRRRRRRR FFFIIIRRRREEEEDDD!" Vince McMahon yelled running in
"What, ugh, guurr!" the doctor said leaving. Randy Orton came in as the doctor left and walked over to Vince. Vince looked at him.
"Hi Randal" he said. Randy slapped him across the face and went to do his legend killing kick, but stopped when three random girls ran in.
"OH MY GOD ITS RANDY ORTON!" the first girl yelled
"BOB LE PONGE!" the second yelled
"I AM THE BACON MONSTER!" the third yelled, arms flailing about in a weird fashion, with strips of bacon in her mouth.
"You're hired!" Donald trump yelled to the bacon girl
"YAY!" she screeched, bacon flying out of her mouth. Randy looked at Vince, who was still on the ground, and shrugged, then kicked him, and his thigh blubber jiggled.
"EARTHQUAKE!" yelled the tiny molecules on his thigh blubber, in a high-pitch squeaky voice
"AHHHHHHH" yelled the rapping sensation, Akorn, falling from the ceiling. Everyone looked up and saw a squirrel pointing at them, like the evil monkey in Family Guy!
JUNK PUNCH!
"You know why!" yelled one of the girls, punching Randy Orton. The doctor came back in standing in the door way.
"Why are you all so crazy?" he asked
"Its tax season, ya know?" Vince said
"No I've got people"
"But what if something goes wrong?" Randy asked
"My people take care of it"
"Oh, I want people!" The bacon girl yelled
"H and R block" he said
"YAY!" they all yelled, hooking arms and skipping away.
A/N: sorry, um, we were a little strange writing this…
Let me know what you think : D
(Akorn= Santino's way of saying Akon)