Note: Some eager eyed YouTubers would notice that I am basically making my own ERB. So if you want something from the ERB YouTube channel and you're not getting it, ask me and I'll try to do it. Warning: This will include swearing.
Luke
Is it my turn? Oh, I never knew!
I like to have a shit with a lovely poo.
It's not too fucking weird,
Even though it is very feared.
And the Jedi try not,
Even though they do it in a pot.
I'm not fucking gay, you're talking about my uncle,
But I basically stole that from Dipper's Grunkle.
However, my aunt also likes to fart,
And you'll eat those piss tarts!
Yo, you're a wimp hiding behind that shield,
So we bought a yummy orange, it wasn't too peeled.
Captain America
Yo, bitch even though you try and fight,
That lightsaber's gotta be too tight.
As your Sith playmates try and fight you,
I'm out there, doing fucking better then you do!
That Force you have,
It's a laugh,
That you believe in such a stupid thing,
Like your mom is a stupid ping.
Your dad turned to the Dark Side,
Make your dad calm down his tide!
When you go liberate Hoth and do your throws,
You might wanna go pack some fucking winter clothes!
Who won the battle? You decide!