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It was a cold, dark September night when the clocked invisible man came into view of the village. It has been six months since Sasuke Uchiha had the chance to come home and while it wasn't his longest stint away it sure felt like it was, with each time feeling longer than the last. All Sasuke wanted to do was drop off his report and head home for a nice long 'vacation'. Now, Sasuke was not due for another two months according to the deal he made with his wife and daughter. After the fiasco at the chunin exams he agreed that the longest he would be gone for is eight months, something both girls could agree with. Grinning at the prospect of surprising his girls Sasuke started walking faster, intent on getting home as soon as possible.
After the humorous and expected reaction from the blonde Hokage Sasuke hightailed it out of the office and into the direction of his home. As he was nearing the front door he could tell that someone was cooking inside. It smelt like tomato soup and onigiri which could only mean that Sarada did something worth Sakura making her favourite dishes. He smiled at the fact that over the time of being with her father Sarada went from hating tomatoes to loving them almost as much as he did.
Not bothering to knock on the door Sasuke entered the house as quiet as he could, he wanted to surprise Sakura. Although little did Sasuke know that his surprise for Sakura would fail in comparison to her surprise for him.
As he turned the corner, expecting to see his wife running about in the kitchen he stopped dead in his tracks.
"Ah Sarada! You're home early, I thought I would have to wait up for you…" Sakura laughed as she thought she was greeting her daughter. Oh, how wrong she was…
"Sarada?" She asked. Confused as to why her normally chatty daughter wasn't answering her. When Sakura Uchiha turned around she got the shock of a life time.
"S-Sasuke?" She gasped. Sakura really didn't know what to say. She was speechless. Sasuke want supposed to be home for at least another two months which would've given her ample time to think of what to say when he came home. But now… Oh man. She didn't know whether to be afraid of her husband's expression or to laugh. Never in her entire life did Sakura ever see her stoic husband so shocked.
"U-Um. You see… I …" Sakura tried looking everywhere else except at the man in front of her. She needed to keep her cool. One of them needed to be level headed here.
After a few moments of awkward silence Sakura heard the front door slam open and shut again. Thinking that it was Sarada finally coming home for dinner she looked up and was surprised to see that Sasuke was nowhere in sight.
"Oh crap…" Sakura groaned. This was what she was afraid of. She knew exactly where her irate husband was off to and she had to warn him.
After dusting off her flour caked hands Sakura headed into the living room and picked up the phone.
The phone rang a couple times and then went to voicemail. "Cha- damn it Naruto answer your freaking phone!" She yelled into the receiver. After a couple more tries she finally got a hold of him.
"Yo, Sakura what's up?" He greeted at last.
"Finally! Listen Naruto I think Sasuke is on his way to your place…" She told him. Turning the cord for the phone around her fingers anxiously.
"What? Why he was just here ten minutes ago… Unless… Damnit Sakura you didn't talk to him yet did you." Naruto asked, face palming in reaction to the news that he was going to be interrupted any second by a very pissed off Uchiha.
"N-No… I didn't have time. And hey! Don't pin this all on me if you would've given me a heads up I would've been prepared. Cha." Sakura said fuming.
"Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry I forgot. I sometimes forget that Sasuke has no idea." Naruto was saying in defense when all of a sudden, his door slams open and a scowling Sasuke entered his office.
"Listen I-I've got to go. If anything happens make sure to tell Hinata and the kids I love them." Naruto gulped as he put down the telephone.
"W-Welcome Sasuke…" He stammered as the man stalked closer to his desk. This was it. This was how Naruto was going to die…
"Naruto." Sasuke seethed.
Ever since he grew up, became a husband and a father Sasuke would say he was at most times very level headed and took things rather well but ever since he saw the state of his wife in their kitchen a few moments ago all that went out the window.
"L-Look I can explain…" Naruto babbled as the man came closer and closer until he was right in front of him.
"I don't want to hear your ridiculous excuses you idiot!" Sasuke said, snapping as he grabbed hold of Naruto's collar and lifted him off his chair and shoved him into the wall.
"Why the hell didn't you tell me Sakura was pregnant!" He exploded.
'Oh crap. This is definitely the end…' Naruto thought to himself. He should've never promised Sakura not to tell him.
Hey everyone! I hope you enjoyed this story. It really came from nowhere. Please let me know what you think.
Chao,