(Please read the "My Immortal" fan fic (You can find it through Google) so that you're reading this actually thinking I'm taking myself seriously, you'll know better.)
Chapter 1
O hai thar. Me ish Melanie Ivory Sophia Colle'en Amanduh Franco. I are a fan of spice girls (tat's how I got me name, from scary and sportee) and I have long ivory hair that runs low to meh muffin top. I ain't no related to Jams Franco, tho I wish since hes a total sexii hotti. I is the only survivor in my circle of famile of the n.o.s sicknezz tat went around. I has pale skin cuz im a goff junkee, since i wuv z so much. I has had surjury perf0rmed on my since I was 14 and I wuvv z so much tat I chagrin whenaver some1 gives it 2 me, cuz I wuv them then so much and they be up in my bidness and z is my fav thing other than jeanco's hot topic selection of oragns. I was wearing the typical goff look (black and pale everyting). I are walking outside geneCO and i gave the middle finger to that prep rapeist Pavi largo.
"Hey Melanie!" called out a huzky growll, I looked up. It was………… *drumroll*….the Grave robber!
"Wassup Grave robber?" I asked.
"Notin' much, just tat prep Amber up in my bidness,"
But then, I heard my bffaes call for my ID and I had to run.