A/N alright, so this was taken down the first time I posted it, but I changed things around, made it Hannah Montana characters, so no one's real! ALL FICTION!

IT IS MILEY STEWART!

Joe was sitting in their kitchen eating what had been a foot long Subway sandwich four inches ago. It was jam packed with all of his favorite sandwich fixings, turkey, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, olives, cheese, and pickles. Kevin opened the door, slammed it shut, and stormed in to the kitchen looking angry and upset. He grabbed the sandwich from Joe's hands and shoved as much of it as possible in to his mouth. "Hey!" Joe said, trying to take back his lunch, but Kevin pulled it out of his reach. "That's mine!"

"I need it more then you do," Kevin said, taking another large bite and chewing it vigorously.

"Ok Kev, what's wrong? You're not like this unless something bad happens." Joe sighed. Kevin lifted a finger to Joe, signaling that he would talk to his brother once he finished chewing. Joe nodded and waited patiently for Kevin to finish not only the bite, but the entire sandwich. "Ok, you've had your sandwich, or…my sandwich, now explain to me why I gave you my lunch."

"Alyssa, she dumped me, I mean she didn't even have the guts to tell me! She told me to meet her at the park where we met, and when I got there – right on time might I add, there she was, making out with some guy I've never met before." Kevin sighed angrily. "Do you have anything else?" he asked. Joe tossed him a mini bag of chips that had come with the sandwich. Kevin burst the bag and began eating the potato chips rapidly.

"That wasn't very nice of her," Joe said. "I'm sorry, it really sucks to be dumped, but to be cheated on so intentionally like that is just wrong." Joe patted Kevin comfortingly on the shoulder, but Kevin pulled away from him, making Joe frown slightly.

"I don't want your sympathy," Kevin said pointedly. "I just want your food." He reached for the coke that was sitting on the counter.

"Ok," Joe nodded. "I can respect that."

"You didn't get a cookie with this meal, did you?"

"Nope, sorry." Joe shook his head. "There might be some stale Oreos in the pantry."

"Ok," Kevin said, his mouth full of chips. He stomped over to the pantry and opened it, pulling out a package containing a couple of old Oreos. He shoved them in his mouth along with the chips.

"Ok Kev, that's just disgusting," Joe said. "Calm down, she's just a girl…"

"Joe, I was in love with her!" Kevin cried through a mouthful of chips and cookies. "That's not something to joke about! I mean I was seeing her for over a year!"

"And if you think about it, she was probably cheating on you for half of it…I mean we just got back from touring, and that was like three months of your dating…"

"Are you implying that I'm not worth waiting for?" Kevin asked, looking at Joe angrily.

"No, no," Joe shook his head. "You're definitely worth waiting for, she was just a slut! You need someone who will take you seriously and not run around behind your back." Joe's tone softened as he looked at Kevin pathetically wolfing down every item of food he could get his hands on.

"When did you go sensitive?" Kevin asked.

"I'm just trying to support you Kevin," Joe said. "What do you want me to say?"

"I don't know…you could just leave me alone," Kevin said, digging through the refrigerator and pulling out some sliced cold cut lunch meat.

"Uh, yeah, and let you eat the house? That's not going to happen." Joe shook his head. "I'm your brother, and even though I'm younger, every now and then I've got to take care of you."

"Why are you being nice to me?" Kevin asked. "I just stole your lunch and completely demolished it."

"Well, like you said, you needed it more then I did." Joe shrugged.

"Fine." Kevin rolled up a slice of ham and shoved it into his mouth.

"Ok, put the lunch meat down," Joe said, attempting to grab it away from him. "Emotional eating isn't the way to get over someone." Kevin put up a small fight, but let Joe wrestle the meat out of his hands and put it back into the fridge. "Kev, you're a great guy, any girl would be lucky to have you, and anyone that cheats on you is on crack, and not worth your time and energy. You'll find a better person now anyways, trust me." Joe patted Kevin on the shoulder.

"It's just…why would she want to do this?" Kevin sighed, clearly depressed.

"I just told you, she's a nutter, you'll move on to someone else in no time."

"No." Kevin shook his head. "I'm done with girls for a very long time; they're nothing but castrating bitches that lead to heartbreak." Kevin sighed.

"Yeah, I know how that goes…sort of." Joe sighed, sounding clearly upset.

"Why do you seem so bent up over this?" Kevin asked.

"I dunno…I just don't like it when people screw with the emotions of my brother's," Joe said convincingly. "It's just not right."

"You didn't get like this when Nick got his heart ripped from his chest cavity." Kevin pointed out.

"I will have you know that I was sympathetic two out of the nine times that's happened!" Joe said, almost shouting.

"Two out of nine for Nick, one out of one for me?" Kevin said. "Odds are in my favor, why?"

"Nick's homophobic," Joe shrugged. "We just don't get along as well!"

"What the fuck does that have to do with anything?" Kevin asked, shoving the last of the chips into his mouth.

"Kevin, have you missed all of the signs? I'M GAY!" Kevin looked at Joe, shocked, chips falling from his open mouth. "Oh shit…" Joe looked awkwardly at the floor; he hadn't been meaning to tell that to anyone. Kevin just stared at him, wide eyed. "I mean, I didn't mean…well yeah, I kinda did…" Joe sighed. "Don't tell anybody, please, I really don't need this getting out right now, Nick wouldn't talk to me like, ever again!"

"I-I-I won't tell anyone…your secrets safe with me."

"Are you saying that you really didn't see this coming?" Joe asked, surprised.

"Yeah…I mean, it's just not something I ever considered, I just thought you were kind of eccentric."

"Well I am, and I like boys to boot." Joe shrugged.

"So that's why you always dump girls after only a couple of dates?" Kevin asked.

"Yeah…pretty much, I mean, at first I just thought I wasn't attracted to any of them, but then I realized that it was boys that um…aroused me." Joe looked awkwardly at his feet.

"Oh." Kevin said, thinking for a moment. "So are you like in love with Jake Ryan or something?" he asked finally.

"Uh, no. Jake is DEFINITELY not my type!" Joe cried out in shock.

"So what is your type then?" Kevin asked, getting a paper towel and cleaning up the mess that he had made when the chips fell from his mouth and on to the kitchen floor.

"I dunno…just not Jake." Joe shrugged.

"Well when you figure it out, let me know." Kevin sighed. "This has been too much for one day, I'm going to bed." Kevin turned and started out of the kitchen.

"But Kev…it's only…" Joe realized Kevin wasn't going to turn around. "1:30…" He looked sadly at the ground as Kevin walked away, hoping that Kevin wasn't scared of him; that was the last thing that he wanted.