"Do not do this!" said one Banana Guard.

"Are you kidding?!" replied another Banana Guard. "Look at the variety!"

"This is some bullshit!" Banana Guard #1 stated.

"You know how I get when I'm around assorted cheeses!" said Banana Guard #2. "HELP ME!"

"The only way to help you is to eat all the cheeses before you do."
"Yeah! I know! Let's make this a fucking competition!"
"Alright, but you need to control yourself."
"FUCK YOU, I'M ALWAYS IN CONTROL!"

"Ladies and gentlemen," Finn screamed, wearing a set of headphones and a pair of dark sunglasses. "Get ready to party your faces off. Because I'm about to throw down some fresh beats."

'Feel It' by Ferry Corsten begins to play

"Uh oh, this can't be right." Fionna exclaimed to herself as she puts in the 'right' song.

'Keep Your Mind Wide Open' by: AnnaSophia Robb plays instead

The crowd cheers.

"NO, GLOBDAMMIT, NO!" Finn screamed in anger and frustration.

"Why don't we just try the front door like Wendy and Soos?" Mabel asked her brother.

"Because my idea is better, Mabel." Dipper exclaimed, currently strapped to a NASA rocket. "NOW LIGHT THIS BITCH!"

Dipper now soars through the skies while being tied to a rocket. Suddenly, a cupcake wearing a pirate hat and wielding a sword slices through the rope and sends Dipper plummeting to the Earth at maximum velocity.

"Eat bread, make sandwiches. Know what I'm saying?" Finn asks.

"I HAVE YET TO UNDERSTAND A WORD COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH." Karkat replies.

"Mathematical."

Suddenly, Dipper literally dive bombs into the party.

"IT'S RAINING MEN!" Finn screamed.

"Well that could have gone better." Dipper snorted to himself.

"No freaking way!" Finn wailed. "Dipper Pines! How are ya, ya nerdy constellation?"

"Finn the Human!" Dipper exclaimed.

"I can't believe they let you in here"

"They didn't. I snuck in through the roof."

"And yet the night's only getting started!"

All of a sudden, Mabel screams as she crash lands into the party, landing on a multitude of various objects, causing her to scream in excruciating pain.

"Mabel, what the hell," Finn yelled. "You don't see Dipper complaining!"

"Maybe, it's because my brother's-" Mabel is suddenly cut off by the mere sight of the 16 year old, yet short, small-horned, gray skinned fellow right in front of her. In her mind, the image of the troll is surrounded by a giant heart. The same can't be said for Karkat, who has no absolutely feelings towards the young girl that can be associated with any of the quadrants. His emotions towards the young girl is best described as a chicken with a fish head holding a cigarette in its mouth.

"Who is that?" Mabel asked, curiosity and fascination found in her voice.

"What the hell is wrong with her?" Finn asked.

"WHO CARES! LET'S PARTY!" Dipper screamed.

"HELL YEAH!" Finn screamed in excitement.

A/N: AND SO THE PARTYING COMMENCED!

Finn and Mabel team up against Dipper and Fionna in a game of beer pong. Finn tosses a ping-pong ball, which doesn't even land on any of the cups, instead shattering a nearby object.

"This game is stupid!" Finn exclaims in frustration.

"Then quit playing!" Fionna replied.

"NEVER!" Finn yelled.

Finn tosses another ping-pong ball into one of Dipper and Fionna's cups. The ball just lands on the brim of a cup, rolling until it stops, tilting left and right. All of a sudden, The ball leaps from their cup into Finn's cup, igniting a flame within said cup.

"OH, COME ON!" Finn yelled.

"DIPPER, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS SUCK LEVEL?!" Fionna asked Dipper.

"IT'S ONE THOUSAND AND SIX!" Dipper yelled, all of a sudden sporting a scouter in his right ear.

"IT'S ON THE WRONG EAR YOU IDIOT!" Finn screamed in anger.

"I'M GOOD AT YELLING, TOO!" Mabel suddenly screams.

Karkat walks towards the screaming chaos that is the four idiots.

"HAVE I EVER MENTIONED THAT I THINK YOU MORONS ARE THE SOLE VEXATION OF MY EXISTENCE? Karkat questioned. "BECAUSE I DEFINITELY SHOULD HAVE BY NOW."

"I'm calling bullshit, troll boy." Finn says to Karkat. "The words spewing from your mouth are INSANE! Right, Mabel?"

"Yeah, he is the dreamiest boy in the multiverse." Mabel, spoke in a calm and lovestruck manner.

"YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GREAT RIGHT NOW?" Karkat asked.

"Eating licorice?" Mabel asked.

"PUNCHING A SWINGSET!" Dipper screamed, suddenly wearing another scouter in his left ear, complimenting the one on his right.

"EATING LICORICE!" Fionna yelled.

"RIDING A HOVERBOARD!" Finn screamed.

"EATING LICORICE WHILE ON A HOVERBOARD!" Fionna rebuked.

"NO! PUNCH THE HOVERBOARD, EAT THE SWINGSET!" Mabel yelled.

A/N: SOME TIME LATER...

"Okay, so we're all clear on this." Finn exclaimed. "The hoverboard is made of licorice. We CAN punch it if we want to, but ONLY if it's near a swingset. Is that good? Are we good?"

"I like it." Dipper said in content.

"Sounds good" Fionna remarked.

"Can the swingset hover?" Mabel asked.

Finn then proceeded to yell in anger and frustration.

"UH, HERE'S A THOUGHT? WHERE WOULD YOU IDIOTS EVEN GET A HOVERBOARD?!" Karkat asked in annoyance.

Finn simply stared back at him.

"HE WOULDN'T EVEN COME." Karkat replied.

Finn continued to stare back at him as he pulled out of nowhere some C4 Plastic Explosives, currently ticking down.