Hey dudes and dudettes! Just some little mind crap from little me to have a little fun with my favorite teen heroes, which sadly any of us owns at all. i know any of you would be a better owner than Warner Brothers (we could be at season thirty or something but no...)! So instead enjoy this and SMILE!

Possibilities

We all know what happened in "Date with Destiny" (how Kitten forced/ blackmailed Robin to go on her Prom with her as her date and Starfire got jealous and the two girls had a catfight and in the end RobStar had a romantic dance). But what if Kitten would have chosen another young hero to be her date? All we have to do is moving the story into season five (I say Beast Boy found Silkie on a dump once, where Kitten had thrown it in a tantrum, so we won't have to deprive us from his larvy cuteness). Let's check out the possibilities…

Chapter 1: Speedy

First Candidate: the Robin-look-alike (who is secretly dating a very handsome Atlantean, but shush, no one knows yet! Yet, indeed…)

When Killer Moth tried to reach for Titans' Tower, he was in for a surprise: the answering machine declared that the Teen Titans currently weren't attainable due to a secret mission. In case of emergency, there would be a re-direction to Titans East. After a short research (thanks' God for Google and Youtube), Kitten had quickly settled on the second-hottest Titan in her opinion (there wasn't much difference between him and Robin anyways): Speedy.

The call was made, the threads announced. Until Killer moth said: "…and you Speedy, will take this beautiful girl to her prom!" the Team had listened in silence and earnest. Five jaws hit the floor at the thread, but one was immediately back in place, when Kitten waved and cooed: "Hi, Speedy-poo!"

"No freaking way" was all Speedy stated calmly before he hung up.

"Speedy! What the hell are you doing? He's going to destroy Jump City if we don't buy ourselves time!" Bumblebee shouted.

"There's no way I'm dating such an ugly girl who calls me Speedy-poo!" he spat with disgust.

She screamed in exasperation: "This isn't about you and your dating preferences, Shafty, just – deal with it until we have defeated the mutant moth army and the bad guy!"

After a lot of conviction and even more threads Speedy agreed reluctantly and Bee called them back to settle the dating conditions.

Aqualad walked over to the pouting archer, put a comforting hand on his shoulders and said: "Don't worry, Roy. I'll come along as your backup."

He gave him a weak but thankful smile, making him even more determinate that this bitch wouldn't get her hands on his secret boyfriend…

Speedy thought he maybe could bear with it as long as his lover was at his side.

Until their leader walked up to them stating: "You'll have to wear this." She pointed at the items in her hands: a tux and – a black wig.

"You got to be kidding me…" he growled.

There was a big fight in the Tower, but in the end, Speedy wore the getup he had to. Aqualad drove him to the appointed meeting spot, giving him glances all the way while the archer just stared out the window fuming.

As they drove in the parking lot at the pier Speedy still hadn't moved.

"You know, I like your red hair better too" the Atlantean stated as he leaned over and took the wig of his lovers head.

Speedy looked at him in silence, but a small smirk adorned his features that made him look very handsome – and very kissable. On a whim he leaned in and kissed him on his cheek.

"What-what was that for?" the redhead asked blushing.

"For luck, of course. It's an old Atlantean custom."

Speedy quirked an eyebrow and grinned: "Are you sure it's not supposed to be on the lips?"

"When did you start to know my traditions better than me?" the other joked while getting closer again. Just to be interrupted by a honk.

"I guess you got to go…" he sighed instead and got out of the car with his lover. It was just so unfair, they even hadn't had their first official date and now his boyfriend had to date someone else… As soon as this whole thing would be over, they needed to talk. It had to become official.

Speedy turned towards the dark-haired teen and opened his mouth to say something, as he got interrupted by the most obnoxious voice his ears had ever been forced to endure.

"Speedy-poo, your Kitten has ariiiived!"

Both boys shuddered in disgust, and after another desperate glance the archer went over to the pink clad girl. Aqualad wished so desperately to get this evening over sooner as he leaned onto the car to observe them.

"Ow, Speedy! My date Speedy! Don't you look handsome!" she said in exaggeration while petting his red scalp.

She was touching his hair. No one touched his hair, except for Aqualad in private, when he got by Garth and when Speedy would be called Roy. Aqualad never thought that someone could anger him so fast without threatening ocean life, but this girl had moved on his to-kill-list in mere seconds. Yes, he has such a list...

Speedy tried to push the girls hands away, but in vain.

"Don't you dare" she threatened, "and now compliment my dress."

"Nice dress" he hissed through gritted teeth, making it obvious that he didn't mean it at all.

"Ow… Speedy-poo, you're such a gentleman, and so handsome and cool, unlike my stupid ex-boyfriend Fang!" she bellowed, making everybody around her watch. Aqualad could see how embarrassed Speedy was already.

"Now take my arm, and would it kill you to smile?" she demanded again. Was this girl ever stopping harassing his boyfriend?

Speedy didn't move at all, just deeply growled: "It would. And I'd never dirty my fingers with touching you."

"Really?" Kitten smiled venomously, her eyes turned into slits, her hand suddenly holding a trigger device. "So maybe I should get the city destroyed if you won't hold your end of the bargain?"

With a sigh and a look of disgust he took her arm and put on a pained smile.

"Fine, can we go now?" he grunted.

"Not so fast, Speedy-poo. To make up for your insult you have to kiss me for forgiveness, right here on my cheek" she pointed on the spot.

This was definitely the wrong move. Aqualad, known for patience, composed manner and being a gentleman, had it with the girl. Before she could do anything, a huge wave emerged from the salty sea over the boundaries of the pier, engulfed her and her device, which broke in the process and held her to the ground, just from time to time leaving her face long enough to take some air so she wouldn't drown.

Speedy turned towards him with a smug grin: "Someone got a bit jealous?"

"Didn't know you were actually comfortable with kissing her" Aqualad teased.

"No one drowns my girlfriend!" a spider-headed guy declared from the top of a nearby standing car, wielding a lump of cobweb-goo towards the Atlantean, which glued the hero to the floor.

"No one hits my boyfriend!" growled Speedy, quickly jumping over to their car, sorting his bow and arrows and showering the mutated thief with explosions and freeze-flashes.

Fang couldn't withstand such an armada of weaponry and was taken out in seconds.

"Someone got a bit protective?" Aqualad smirked now in his turn. He quickly had managed to free himself from the sticky stuff, but not as fast as the villain had gotten down.

"I am always" was the serious answer from the archer. He pulled the other closer and examined him thoroughly. "You're not hurt, are you?"

Aqualad chuckled: "Just some small bruises, nothing dangerous, don't worry."

"I'll still patch them up when we're home. It's an earth-dweller custom to kiss injuries better" he stated with a smug expression.

"Roy…" the Atlantean scolded with a growing blush on his cheeks.

"What, it really is! You can ask Bee!" he defended himself still grinning. "Come on, let's bring them to the police station…"

Aqualad followed his lover, still red in his face, imagining the treatment he would get as soon as their task would be over.