Hi! Vinnie here again.
(Brain: I am not here, again...)
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Ha! I win again, Yuk-San.
No fair! Ahhh, this is boring. I think I will kill someone.
Oh, shit. Anyone seen my book?
What did you do, Yuk? Did you drop your book in the human world again?
Oh yeah...
Hey, Righto, what are you to doing after school ends?
I must to study of the major testing for University.
You study to much. Come to movie with me, I make it worthwhile.
Thank you no, Patrishea, I study.
Hah! Little do anyone know that I go to kill...
Righto-son. HI! Do you watch on the Television, of the deaths of many innocent convicted criminals?
It is so scary, brother. Mother is right. Many jailed criminals died last night, of attack hearts. I am afraid.
Why to be afraid, annoying sister of mine? It is criminal only that is kill. You are not old enough to be criminal. When you is old enough to be criminal, do not be criminal. Then, you not be kill. Okay?
Oh, Righto, you are so smart! It why I am so glad I your mother am. But your father, he must catch kirrer of criminal.
Kirrer?
Oh, that is what they call on Television, the killer of criminal they say 'Kirrer'.
Stupid Terrorvision!
Hi!
Hi, dad-San.
Who is Kirrer? I must find, or I cannot sit at home, and rest, and eat well, until I catch.
So sorry. I talk work much. I will now become proper father. Why you not study, Righto?
I eat, father.
Study hard fun now, eat later. After University test. You will not be stupid, yes?
Father, do not so hard on Raito-son. Eat first, yell at son later. Daughter, too, require yelling-to.
Daughter why?
She have bad grade in Engrish, and made to do extra homework in maths. Make do her homework with son, Righto?
Righto.
Righto! Do with sister homework!
Muahahahahahaaha. More killings to write. Make sister homework later.
Humans, so entertaining.
What! Who are you, so yukky?
Yuk!
No, I say yuk, what say you?
I am Yuk.
Agree. But what is name, honorable horrid creature of nightmare?
My name is Yuk. Y-U-K...Yuk.
Oh! So sorry, Yuk is fine name. But why? Are you here?
I am the Shinagami of the Death Note, which you are owner. You write death in the book?
Um...yes...if one is too believe silly instructions, come with book...
Instructions good. You make death with book. You kill criminal?
Yes, only criminal.
Why?
Yuk! I good. I kill criminal only to make a better place to live world. I, only, am smart enough to do so without being capture.
You believe it is good to kill? Humans are so interesting.
Righto!
Excuse...?
No, excuse please me, my manners. My name Righto. I am pleased to meet master Shinagami, Yuk!
Apple?
No, please.
Do you have apple?
Oh...mother in kitchen has apple. You wish apple?
Oh yes, please. Apples in my world taste shit-like.
Like what?
Shit.
Oh...Hi!
Hai!
No, sister to say hi to. Sister banging loudly on door. What do I do with you? Do you hide in closet, or under bed?
No hide I. Sister of Righto see me only if she touches the book of death, no? Please get me many apples, so I do not wish to kill you.
Do you kill also, with death book? How then do you kill if death book is of mine?
Damn you!
Ha! I am smarter than Yuk, god of death!
No, I damn you to world of Shinagami. And when I get my book back...
Oh, I see.
Righto.
Righto! Brother let me in! I must have your help with homework.
Shit!
Apple?
Yuk!
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