Disclaimers: We don't own Harry Potter, and the reviewers own their characters, Deity owns Lane Snake and NemesisMuse owns herself.

Hey all!!!!! It's me Deity and NemesisMuse in the HARRY POTTER DATING SERVICE!!!! That's right! You, yes, you could date a Harry Potter character! Here's some information you must fill out to participate! SEND WITH E-MAIL!



Name:

Age: (Not that this really matters the pairings are all random *evil grin*)

What you're wearing: (Don't go starkers!)

What you look like:

Personality: So we can pair you with the worst possible person (just kidding of course, we spin a wheel, let's call the Wheel of Bad Luck)

What you like:

What you don't like:

Where you want the date to take place: (Deity wanted this to be random also, but NemesisMuse stomped that out _ literally, stomped right on Deity's hand)

Anything else you want to add:

E-mail! If you don't put your E-mail, how can you contact you?:

Now remember, the pairs are chosen using the Wheel of Bad Luck, so don't come crying if you get paired to Dumbledore or something like that. Deity is writing all the chapters and NemesisMuse is in charge of *evil music* THE WHEEL! So, because Deity is a sick twisted weirdo, your date might not turn out picture perfect! But we'll give the failures a second chance! Just tell us if you want one! Now for the list of the desirable people up for the date:

Cute people who everyone wants to date.

Ron Weasley

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Draco Malfoy

Ginny Weasley

Bill Weasley

Charlie Weasley

Fred or George Weasley

Oliver Wood

Severus Snape (young or old)

James Potter (young)

Remus Lupin (young or old)

Sirius Black (young or old)

Lucius Malfoy (young or old)





Yucky people who no one wants to date

Albus Dumbledore (think of the wrinkles!)

Vincent Crabbe

Gregory Goyle

Pansy Parkinson

Minerva McGonagall

Gilderoy Lockhart

Cornelius Fudge

Rita Skeeter

Dudley Dursley *Muahahahaha*

Peter Pettigrew (young or old) not that it matters he's an ugly evil rat either way.

Lord Voldemort (Not Tom Riddle, Voldemort is ugly, Tom Riddle isn't)





So, I hope you'll like this! It's insane, twisted and sometimes off the wall! Now, this has been re-posted! If you want to participate you MUST send your form via E-mail! We won't except them from reviews! Send the form to- Deity or NemesisMuse! Deity- deitydragonelf@attbi.com NemesisMuse- csm925@hotmail.com ! AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, CREATE A GREAT CHARACTER! Ya'll should love it! SEE YA

-Deity & NemesisMuse (Dark Mage of Death)