A/N: Hey guys, welcome to my first Dan Vs. Fanfiction.

Now this idea is a generic episode of our beloved show of our ill tempered, rage fitting maniac... with a twist. It's breaking the Fourth Wall.

This idea was created over my actual hatred over Hub Network (now Discovery Family) canceling the show. This was the second time they canceled a show I liked on the network. The first time they screwed up was Transformers: Prime. So I decided to take my anger over the network through Dan.

On a side note, this story will also make negative references to the only show on the network right now, "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Now I am not a Brony, but in case you are a Brony or a Pegasister, I would like to apologize in advance because I don't want to offend a whole fan base. These are only made to entertain readers and to maintain Dan's character.

So without a hassle, here's the series finale Hub Network does not want you to see...

Dan Vs.

A warm morning in Los Angeles, California with the sun shining brightly. The scenery reflects a clean, vibrant, and lively city, with each building representing those aspects... well except for one. Casa Paradisio. This old, run down apartment building seems to be the only place in L.A. that seems to be due for demolition. However, only one of the apartments is worse than the building itself.

Inside apartment #8 lives Dan. A pale, short, and fairly angry little man, sitting on a dirty, torn up couch with duct tape on some holes. He also has a furry gray cat on his lap named Mr. Mumbles. Don't let the name fool ya. Mr. Mumbles is actually a girl. Dan pets Mr. Mumbles as he watches a pro wrestling match on TV inside his pigsty he calls his home.

Dan: Come on Dean Ambrose! Take that fat jerk down!

During one of his edge sitting moments, Dan's best friend, Chris walked in his house holding a stack of letters. Some on red envelopes. Dan quickly takes notice of his unexpected visitor.

Dan: What are you doing here?!

Chris: Your locks are broken. I could easily slip inside and anytime.

Dan just rolled his eyes.

Chris: You have a ton of mail by the way.

He starts scanning through the envelopes

Chris: Bill, bill, bill, bill, eviction notice, eviction notice, eviction notice, eviction notice. You have a ton of eviction notices.

Chris holds up the red envelopes with the words, "City of Los Angeles: Eviction Notice" stamped in big black letters in the front.

Dan: Can I see those?

Chris: Um. Sure.

He gives Dan the red envelopes.

Dan: Thanks, I was running out of toilet paper.

Chris: Dan. I'm starting to worry for you. You're gonna get evicted any day now, what are you gonna do when you lose your house?

Dan: Simple, I'll just crash at your place.

Chris: You know Elise will not like it if you spend even one night with us. Besides, we always serve three plates of food each day, and that means I'll have to give the third plate to you, I like eating both portions.

Dan: You're always thinking with your gut! Knock it off and excercise!

Chris just rolled his eyes and looks at the last envelope hidden in the very bottom of the stack.

Chris: It's an envelope from Hub Network.

Dan: great, I bet it's to let us know we've been renewed for a fourth season. Open it and read it to me.

Chris tears the envelope and pulls out a folded letter. He unfolds it and starts to read.

To the Characters of 'Dan Vs.'

We regret to inform you today that as of right now, 'Dan Vs.' Is hereby...

Chris stops in mid sentence as his eyes widen at one specific word.

Dan: We've been what? We've been what?!

Chris: C...c...c... cancelled...

Dan: What?!

He swipes the letter from his hand and continues to read the letter.

While Hub Network is dedicated to bringing the best in entertainment for families, and you have been very successful over the show's three year run, we have decided to look for alternatives to the schedule. Simply put, your show isn't as successful as "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". We've decided to cancel every show on the schedule, and replace with a nonstop run of "My Little Pony" so we can get more ratings. Besides it's what everyone wants.

We thank you for the many years you have put forth for the entertainment of children and families but once again, to reiterate, no one wants you or anything else anymore.

Sincerely,

The Board of Directors of Hub Network

Dan only stares blankly at the piece of paper while Chris starts to worry for him.

Chris: Um, Dan? Are you okay?

Dan then crumples the letter.

Dan: We got cancelled?

Chris: Dan I know it sucks but...

Dan: We got cancelled because people prefer to watch some girly show now?!

Chris: Dan please don't do something you'll regret...

But Dan stomps out of the apartment and stops in the middle of the street. Cars swerve to the side and crash into buildings, telephone poles or other cars as Dan raises his fist with the crumpled letter and yells to the top of his lungs...

Dan: HUUUUUUUUUUUB NETWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

*Clang!* *Clang!*

DAN VS.

*Fwoosh!*

HUB NETWORK

A/N: Well looks like that's the last straw for Dan. Thanks a lot Hub for canceling this awesome show! Will Dam get his comeuppance or will Hub Network forever be known as the people who greedily cancelled all their shows for just one?

Find out next time!