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"Super Mateo Man, Part One"
One day, Mateo is walking on the beach. All of a sudden, he hears a call. "Help me, help me," he hears.
Naturally, he wants to help. But there are no phone booths around, so he runs back to town. He stops at the nearest phone booth and dashes inside. When he comes out, he is: SUPER MATEO MAN!
His suit is red and blue, just like Superman's only he has a big M on his chest. Oh, yeah, the call for help. So Mateo hears this, and he dashes towards the cry.
It is Becca, and she is in the park, fending off a rabid squirrel. The squirrel lunges at her, but alas he is stopped by a large stick that she happens to have. Becca bops him on the nose, but the squirrel comes back.
"Don't worry, Becca, I can handle this." Becca looks at Mateo oddly as he picks the squirrel up by the tail and throws him into the trees.
"Uh, thanks."
"All in a day's work for... SUPER MATEO MAN!!!!" He flies off (yes, he can fly) for home.
"Hello, honey, how was your day?" Hayley asks while fixing a pot roast.
"Good. The world is safe from one more rabid squirrel."
"You're so brave, Mateo."
"Thank you. What's for dinner?" *Insert soap opera pause here.*
What's for dinner? Is she really cooking pot roast? And what happened to the squirrel? Find out next time on "SUPER MATEO MAN". (Or "All My Children"- same diff.)
"Super Mateo Man, Part One"
One day, Mateo is walking on the beach. All of a sudden, he hears a call. "Help me, help me," he hears.
Naturally, he wants to help. But there are no phone booths around, so he runs back to town. He stops at the nearest phone booth and dashes inside. When he comes out, he is: SUPER MATEO MAN!
His suit is red and blue, just like Superman's only he has a big M on his chest. Oh, yeah, the call for help. So Mateo hears this, and he dashes towards the cry.
It is Becca, and she is in the park, fending off a rabid squirrel. The squirrel lunges at her, but alas he is stopped by a large stick that she happens to have. Becca bops him on the nose, but the squirrel comes back.
"Don't worry, Becca, I can handle this." Becca looks at Mateo oddly as he picks the squirrel up by the tail and throws him into the trees.
"Uh, thanks."
"All in a day's work for... SUPER MATEO MAN!!!!" He flies off (yes, he can fly) for home.
"Hello, honey, how was your day?" Hayley asks while fixing a pot roast.
"Good. The world is safe from one more rabid squirrel."
"You're so brave, Mateo."
"Thank you. What's for dinner?" *Insert soap opera pause here.*
What's for dinner? Is she really cooking pot roast? And what happened to the squirrel? Find out next time on "SUPER MATEO MAN". (Or "All My Children"- same diff.)