Everyone is Heaven!
By: Katie/Little Washu!
Also made by Melanie/Relena!
Melanie is the mind of Relena, Heero, Duo, Quatre, Ryoko, Treize, Mel, and Mew.
I am (L.W.) the mind of Washu (duh), Quatre, Tenchi, Ryoko, God, and Duo.
Heero: where is Relena?
Katie: huh?
Heero: I must ki… -I mean ...talk to her
Katie: lol
Heero: *hiding something *
Katie: She went down the street, and she fell in love with Tenchi!
Melanie: oh, ok, now on with the Fanfiction!
Distant sound: Bang! Bang!
Relena: wahahahaah!
Heero: *laughs evilly*
Relena: ouch!
Relena: Heero tried to kill me!! *Wince* he shot me twice! Thru the head!
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAA! Oh well!
Relena: Hey! I feel different! *Gasp* I am an angel!
Everyone: NOOO!
Relena: Hey washu, it's really nice up here!
Washu: Kewl, I have to come up sometime, if I die. Ya know, I'm over 20,000 years old!
Relena: Guess who I'm with! I am with Treize...Mew... and Quatre's dad! And I have wings!!
Washu: OH NO!
Relena: And unlimited Internet access!!
Washu: LOL!!
Washu: Man! I wish I were there!
Washu: Tenchi!! Get over here!
Relena: *still babbling on…) and little Heeros with wings and harps circling my head!
*Tenchi comes over*
Washu: Kill me, Tenchi!!
Tenchi: But why?
Washu: Just do it!
Tenchi: fine...
*Tenchi kills washu and now is up with Relena*
Washu: Coolness
Relena: We should kill Quatre for you, Washu!
Authors note: Washu/Katie, is very obsessed with Quatre, so we thought it only be right to fit
him in the story! ^_^.
Washu: Ok, I'll do it!
Relena: No, I'll do it!
Relena and Washu: We'll both do it!! BWAHAHAHA!
Relena: *goes down into Heero's brain*
Washu: *calls Tenchi over*
Heero: must kill zee-quatre?
Washu: Tenchi! Go kill Quatre!
Heero: Ok.
Tenchi: Ok.
Quatre: Hi Heero!
Heero: Bang!!!
Quatre: Ouch! Heero! WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT ALL!!!
Tenchi: Hey!!! I was supposed to kill Quatre!!!
Heero: Confound it!! I missed!
Tenchi: Die Heero!!
Quatre: *limping away* I refuse to die!!
*Tenchi starts to fight Heero*
Heero: Dang. My gun is jammed!
*Washu comes down from heaven and carries Quatre up with her*
*Runs over to his Gundam*
*Runs Tenchi over with his Gundam*
*Squish*
*A rabid panda then bites Heero*
Heero: ouch! Gun still jammed!
*Tenchi transforms into that one person he always does turn into! *
Heero: *Takes a step back with his Gundam, and steps on Duo*
Tenchi: Die Yuy!!
Duo: Hi Peoples!
Tenchi: Hey! Long time no see Maxwell!
Duo *in heaven now*: Why do I have wings? Hey dude!
Washu: hey duo! Welcome!
Mel: To heaven!! DUO!!
Author's note: Melanie/Relena is very obsessive with Duo, so, like Quatre, we put him in!!
Washu: wait... I think you're supposed to be at the other place, Duo!
Duo: Oh, this place looked familiar...
Washu: He is Shinigami, after all!
Relena: What?
Mel*grabs duo*: He isn't going anywhere!
Washu: Shinigami- god of death!
Duo: Oh yea, I have duties as the God of death! *Goes back down to earth, kills Heero*
Everyone else: Hooray!
Relena: But wait, he has killed so many people that Heero is unworthy to go to heaven!
God: fine, he can stay… IN THE UNDERWORLD!
Duo: Yay, Heero can keep me company as my slave!!
* Chains magically appear on Heero's wrists, and he is lead into the Underworld with Duo*
Relena: Heero! I love you! Don't go! Your soul will burn away!
Heero *turns around, shocked*: Quick duo, take me away before SHE gets me!
Mew *turns to Washu*: poor Relena!
Quatre: Where am I?
Washu: You're with me honey!
*Washu hugs Quatre*
Quatre*gulps*: Yea, but where am I?
Washu and Relena: Heaven!
Quatre *cries* Why me?? What did I do?!
Washu: I'm Washu! Your biggest fan! You didn't do anything!
Washu: I wanted you here!
Relena: Quatre, heaven is a place for GOOD people!
Quatre: oh…
Quatre: and you're that person from "Tenchi Muyo"!!
Washu: that's me!
Ryoko: Hi people!!
Everyone: RYOKO?!
Ryoko: yep, that's me!
Washu: WHAT ARE U DOIN' HERE?
Washu: Duo! Take Ryoko down with ya!
Ryoko: I am taking Tenchi back with me, hon. *grabs Tenchi*
Washu: nnnnnnnnnnooooooooo!!! Tenchi!
Duo *dressed like the Grim Reaper* Ryoko is already down with me, she just came up to
"chat"
Ryoko: Then we'll get married and he'll be a demon too!
Duo: Ok then, but I can't do a ceremony
Washu: oh, ok
Washu: that's fine.
Washu: well, come on, quatre!
Quatre: where?
Washu: I want to play some Playstation!
*Washu drags quatre away to the Playstation*
Duo: We are here today to witness the union...yada yada yada...
Mew: Washu, r u just going to let Ryoko marry Tenchi??
Washu: yes, now come on, duo, we need three peoples!
Duo: Ok!
*Washu drags Duo away too*
Duo: *abandons Ryoko and Tenchi*
Ryoko: Hey fuzzy braid! Tenchi and me need to be married!
Tenchi: I am free!
Duo: fuzzy braid?!
*Duo goes over to Ryoko and starts pulling on her hair*
Duo: Oh, go back to the Underworld *waves his hand and Ryoko magically disappears*
Everyone: YIPPPEEE!!!!!!!!
Duo: ok, let's go
Washu: bye duo!
Duo: Bye people!
Quatre: C-ya duo!
Mel: My sweet little Duo...
Washu: My little Arabian prince!!
Quatre: What? *Quatre sweatdrops*
*Washu hugs Quatre*
Relena: Hey Quatre belongs to Katie!!! AND HEERO BELONGS TO ME!
*Relena goes nuts and dives into the underworld*
Treize: Oh, and she was such a sweet young lady too
Everyone: HAHHAHAHA!!!
Little Washu says:
THE END!!
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Washu here! I hope you enjoyed this fic, and please review!!!! Thanx!!!!!!!