This is my first Pendragon fic, and I'm not even totally caught up on reading the series…I just finished book 7…but this idea randomly came to me, and I figured that rather than wait until I've read all 9 (so far) books to write this, I'll just do it now.

The Very…Interesting Night

Second Earth

Bobby went to the flume one night, feeling that he should take a bit of a vacation. And where better to take a vacation than Cloral? So he went in the flume, but instead of shouting out "Cloral", he shouted…

"Clorox!"

He blinked a couple of times, then opened his mouth to say the name of the territory correctly. But he never did say anything, because the next second, the flume came to life. His first thought was that someone was coming through. That thought was instantly disproved when he felt the pull that signified getting transported. The flume dumped him in the middle of a grassy field, which was strange enough on its own. What was even stranger was that there were bottles of laundry detergent everywhere.

At first, Bobby thought that he was going crazy, especially when the bottles of detergent started moving around. Then, one got close, and he saw the brand name. Clorox. The bottle came even closer, looked at Bobby, and then said,

"Hey, I'm the Traveller from Clorox! Nice to finally meet you!"

Bobby's eyes grew wide, and he sat up in bed, panting.

"Oh, it was just a dream," he said to himself.

"What was just a dream?" a familiar voice asked. He turned to look beside him to see that he was in a double bed, which was strange because he could have sworn that he'd gone to sleep in a single. Stranger still was the fact that someone was beside him. He didn't have a very good view of who it was just yet, but as his eyes adjusted to the darkness, he saw that it was…Loor!

He gasped, and then sat up in bed again, panting once more. He looked around. Yep, a single bed, nobody beside him. "Okay, I must be awake now," he told himself.

"But you're not," said a voice. He looked at the door and saw…the Traveller from Clorox! He woke up one more time, took a better look around to find that everything was as he remembered it before he fell asleep, and even got out of bed to check elsewhere. "This has got to be it," he said, then looked around to see if anyone would correct him. What he saw when he looked behind him was a giant, green, slimy monster that didn't look to be from any territory Bobby could think of. He closed his eyes…

And woke up again. "Oh, screw it," he said, and rolled over to go back to sleep.

Yeah, short, I know. It was supposed to end after he woke up the first time, but I couldn't help myself…I had to make it longer…what can I say? I'm a writer. One of my strong points is starting a fic without knowing anything but the basic idea and characters, and it can usually end up being much longer than I thought it would initially. Please, no flames, as this is (as I said) my first Pendragon fic. I'd love to hear from people who actually enjoyed it, though! So if you're not going to flame, then REVIEW!!