DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO THIS IS A FAN THING ETC ETC. I'M SORRY IF YOU READ ANOTHER FANFIC WITH SASORI AND ITACHI AS BEST FRIENDS I JUST CAN'T PICTURE ITACHI BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH ANYONE ELSE. WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT. OH AND IN THIS SASORI IS HUMAN NOT A PUPPET. ALSO PAIN ONLY HAS HIS DEVA PATH BODY HE IS NOT NAGATO.
It was a quiet evening at the Akatsuki house. They were on summer break. Itachi was driving home from the store, and wondering if Kisame was back from the water park yet. He hoped he wasn't Sasori was the only person home, and those two never got along. Itachi pulled up to the house relieved that Kisame wasn't home. He walked inside and Sasori came running down the stairs. "Took you long enough", Sasori said. "Where's the cheese you didn't forget it did you"? "No Sasori I didn't forget it it's in the blue bag". "Why do you want to make pizza so bad anyway"? Itachi asked. "I was making it for your birthday", Sasori said. Oh no, thought Itachi. Itachi always dreaded his birthday, Sasori always went out of his way to make it good, but always wrecked the house and made Zetsu and Konan the house slaves clean it up. Itachi always felt bad for the way they treated Zetsu and Konan, but didn't want to start anything with anyone else. Although, sometimes he did help Zetsu clean up, and he would get his own drink rather than making Konan. Sasori was looking at Itachi wondering what he was thinking. You see Sasori and Itachi are best friends. While Itachi does like Sasori and he is his best friend Itachi occasionally becomes irritated with him. Itachi of course never shows his irritation. On one occasion Itachi actually put Sasori under a genjutsu to stop his excessive rambling about how Itachi's birthday party will be awesome. Itachi looks out the window and sees Kisame, Hidan, Pain, and Konan pull into the driveway.
Kakuzu and Zetsu had gone to the mall since neither of them could actually go in the water (Zetsu's a plant and Kakuzu's stitches would be messed up). Kisame walks in and as soon as that happens Sasori's smile turns into a frown. "We had so much fun", Pain says as he walks in followed by Konan, and Hidan. "I'm parched get me a drink woman", Pain says to Konan (who is his girlfriend). Konan actually likes to help out the other Akatsuki members she wants to be a mother one day and thinks this is great training for it. Konan blushes and goes and gets everyone in the house lemonade. While she's walking away Deidara comes downstairs. "Hey look guys it's sleeping beauty", Hidan says laughing." I thought you were going with us but we threw Sasori on you and even that didn't wake you up", Kisame adds. "I hate you for that", Sasori says to Kisame while glaring at him. "Oh, you know you love me Sasori", Kisame says. "Shut up",yells Sasori as he walks to the couch, and turns on the TV. Deidara throws a bird. BOOM! "Will you stop fighting god", he yells. "We're just joking", Kisame says. Itachi looks up from his book, and sees the terrifying look Sasori's giving Kisame. He pulls out his phone and sends him a text saying "Don't say anything mean unless you want Deidara blowing up the place". Sasori reads it and laughs. "Yeah I love Kisame, he says sarcastically".
Pain looks at Sasori and sees the dirty looks he's giving Kisame. "Sasori do you have to poop or something"?, Pain asks laughing. Deidara goes outside to get the newspaper and returns followed by Kakuzu and Zetsu. "Oh, finally you guys are hear", says Hidan. He walks outside with Kakuzu to help carry bags. Kakuzu comes in with fried chicken and mashed potatoes. "I saved us from cooking tonight", Zetsu says to Konan. "Thanks", Konan replies. Itachi gets up, and grabs the food and gives it to Konan. Konan serves everyone, and Kisame ate the most. "I'm going to hit the hay", Kisame says walking upstairs. "Me too", Hidan, Kakuzu and Deidara add. Sasori, Itachi, and Pain are still eating because they eat with actual manners while Zetsu and Konan are cleaning up. Sasori and Itachi are talking while Pain is playing games on his phone when the doorbell rings. Pain gets up and answers it, and sees the neighbor at the door. "How may I help you"? Pain asks. "Can I borrow a cup of milk"? She replies. "Oh, of course hold on a second". He walks into the kitchen and grabs some milk. He returns and before she can thank him he throws it in her face. "Do you think we're the grocery store"? "Go away", he says. She calls him various insults before he slams the door and returns to his food. "Who was it"? Sasori asks. "The annoying neighbor", Pain replies. "Oh", Itachi and Sasori say simultaneously then laugh and start talking about games they want. "Can you do the rest of the cleaning up"? I'm tired, Zetsu asks Konan. "Okay", she says sighing. Sasori cracks a joke about Deidara's girlish appearance, and they start laughing and fall in their chairs. Konan do you want to see a movie tonight? Pain asks. "Yeah, I just finished cleaning up, let me get my purse", she replies.
Konan and Pain set off and Itachi and Sasori discuss what they want to do the next day. They decide on going to the theme park to ride the new roller coaster. They watch TV for a little bit before going to bed.