I don't own any of the Sonic characters or any other characters that will appear in this story. Yeah...

Prologue

"C'mon Shadow, we can stop this thing!" Sonic and Shadow were blasting into space and a space colony known as ARK was careening toward the Earth. It was Sonic's antagonist, Dr. Eggman. He had hatched a plan to use a beam on it to threaten the Earth but his deceased grandfather had programmed it to crash into the Earth. And that was what it was doing. Shadow sped up and used an ability called Chaos Control to teleport the structure. He had to sacrifice himself to do it though.

"Poor Shadow. Wait. He tried to kill me," Sonic said. He flew off, wondering what happened to him.

Chapter 1

Sonic and his 2 friends lived in a mansion. They were pretty laid back aside the fame. He was playing Sonic the Hedgehog featuring himself. Tails was messing with the Tornado, his aircraft/car combination that he invented. Knuckles was on the Internet upstairs.

"Knuckles! How long do you plan on staying online! I need to use the phone! And why don't we have broadband? We live in a freaking mansion!" Sonic shouted while holding the house phone. "What are you doing anyway?"

"Oh, Nothing!" Knuckles called down.

"I know Knuckles," Sonic said to himself. "He must be up to something." But when he got upstairs, Knuckles had already shut down the computer and was walking out of the room smiling and waving.

The next day while Sonic was going for a run and getting some fast food, he saw Knuckles at a suit shop. "Knuckles! What are you doing at a suit shop?" he said.

"Naw man. I was just looking for a suit just in case we have to go to some flashy thing." Knuckles responded. "Yeah…."

"I don't know if I'm crazy but I think your planning to make the 'ultimate commitment'." Sonic winked twice.

"What! That's crazy talk." Knuckles hastily left the store.

When Sonic got home, he started to do some thinking. "Who would Knuckles marry? I mean, the protector of the Master Emerald? Why haven't I been asked out? Blue's much better." Tails was just as puzzled. But Tails would never get asked out.

"If I was a girl, I would marry you Sonic," Tails stated.

"That is more information than I would ever want to know," Sonic responded. They went to bed. In separate rooms of course.

In the middle of the night, Knuckles had secretly left the house and met with a pastor and a woman in a private area. "Boy, I don't know what Sonic and Tails will think of this."

"Don't worry baby, it will be okay," the mysterious lady responded.

"Sorry to interrupt, but you guys aren't the only ones that I plan on covertly wedding. So um, let's get this over with." The pastor preceded and Knuckles and his wife went back home.

In the morning, Sonic and Tails went downstairs and were surprised by something. Sonic said "Hey Knuckles, I didn't know…" Knuckles thought his secret was out. Sonic continued, "you could make breakfast!" Sonic ran in and got himself a paper plate. Tails immediately followed.

"Yeah, I can make a mean omelet," Knuckles said sighing out of relief. "See, I told you I wouldn't get married. And you guys wouldn't believe me."

"Yeah, you better have not gotten married," Sonic said between bites. "And if you did, it better had not been that wannabe stripper bat Rouge." While they were eating, he ran back upstairs into his room.

"Rouge! What do you think you are doing? You can't just go around cooking like that Emeril guy!" Knuckles was fuming. "Geez. Chill out. Bats gotta eat too ya know." she responded.

"Whatever. Just stay upstairs until I come back. It is my shift to go grocery shopping." Knuckles grabbed some money off of his dresser and ran downstairs and out the door.

While Knuckles was gone, Rouge decided to take some time to freshen up. The problem is even though this is a mansion, there is only one bathroom. And it is downstairs.

While Rouge was taking a shower, Sonic went to wash his hands since he was creating fox stew. He was pumping some soap and he heard someone singing. "Now I know Tails doesn't sing like that," he thought aloud.

"Who was that? I hope it's you Knuckles and not that idiotic blue thing," Rouge said. She peeked through the sliding glass as Sonic looked in also. They both instinctively screamed. She reached out to slap him, but almost fell and reached for the towel instead. "Must, not, look!" Sonic said to himself, looking out of the corner of his eye.

When Knuckles came back home, Sonic confronted him. "Explain this." Sonic holds up Rouge. Meanwhile, Tails went to get a drink and found the frozen fox sitting on the counter.

"Whoa. There's a bat, a sexy bat in our living room!" Knuckles said, acting surprised.

"Honey, could you tell them to let go of me!" Rouge exclaimed, wiggling.

"Nice try Knuckles," Sonic chuckled. But then he put on a serious face. "Next time, could you tell us when you…Ow! What the?" Sonic rubbed the side of his head and noticed the frozen fox on the floor.

"Gee WTF! Would you just like it if I brought a hedgehog in the house and roasted it!" Tails screamed.

"Hey, I'm sorry Tails, but fox stew is the sh… don't move Knuckles!"

Knuckles and Rouge were trying to sneak away but stopped in their tracks. "Gee look at the time, I gotta be…somewhere…" Rouge interrupted. "There is no stopping love!"

Everyone was arguing when a news alert flashed across the television. They all stopped and watched the TV.

"This is News Channel 57 with world breaking news."