Futurama: The Rouge (Fanisode)

by Badcatalex

A robot named Robot 12 tries to kill Bender. Will he succeed? Will he fail? Read this story to find out! By the way, this is a Fanisode. A fanisode is a fanfiction, but it is written like a TV script, with no porn and sex. That, and it is the highest quality story anyone could make. A good example of a fanisode is waffles's Blue Sky. Has more than 4 characters.

October 5th, 3013 3:36 A.M.

One day at Planet Express...

Leela: Fry! Get off the couch and deliver the package!
Fry: But Leela!
Leela: No Excuses. The package is for... Planet Express!
*Both walk into the hanger*
Professor: Good news everyone! We got a death threat. Wait... that's not good news.
Bender: I wonder who sent it? *quietly laughs*
Everyone: BENDER!
Bender: What did I do?
Leela: You almost made us worried!
*bell rings*
Delivery Boy: Letter for a Hubert J. Farnsworth!
Professor: That's me! *takes letter and opens it* Oh my.
Leela: What is it?
Professor: It says "You, Mr. Farnsworth, have been found to have been part of a class-action lawsuit and therefore, we owe you $4,000, in the form of a holocheck." We're Rich!
Fry: Yay! Can we spend it?
Professor: Yes, in 2 days.
Zoidberg: Can I come?
Professor: No.

-2 days later-

Professor: The check has been deposited into my bank account. Time to spend some moola.
Amy: Not if I also come along.
Bender: Hey rich girl, don't you already have lots of money that you can spend
Amy: So? I have been paying to go to Mars University, and that costs LOTS of money.
Bender: Fine. I'll let you get past me THIS time.
Leela: Lets go!
*Ship starts and goes to the intergalactic mall*
Leela: We're there!
Professor: Lets look around. *finds movie theater* I think I'll like this movie.
Fry: Good luck with your theater. I'll go buy a new eyePhone, as mine was destroyed.
Fry: I'll buy the new eyePhone 7 plus.
Cashier: *to Fry* This is the latest, has only Momrizon, and has only 480p resolution.
Fry: Shut up and take my money!
Cashier: Ok then!
*Fry turns his new eyePhone on, just to see an updating screen*
Fry: Dang it! I have to wait 1 day just to use it? I'll go look for food.
Leela: *walks out of theater* That movie was TERRIBLE!
Fry: Look! A hotdog stand!
Hotdog Guy: Get your hotdogs! Get your warm and delicious hotdogs!
Leela: Lets get some hotdogs!
Amy: Mmmm... hotdogs!
Fry: Wait! A Mom ad!
Mom: Hello shoppers! It's me, Mom!
Bender: Mommy?
Mom: I made a new robot, called Robot 24
Bender: Reminds me of Robot 1-X.
Mom: It Is better than a screendoor. If you buy one, get zero free! Bye!
Bender: Don't you dare think of-
Professor: Good news everyone! I bought a Robot 24 unit!
Bender: That new robot can bite my shiny metal ass!
*The ship flies back to the hanger*
*Robot 24 gets powered on*
Robot 24: Powered on. Starting setup. *setup is complete* *on screen: Detected older unit. Type: Bending Unit. Action: Destroy older unit*.
Amy: Robot 24, walk Zoidberg.
Robot 24: Walking Zoidberg.
*Robot 24 leaves Planet Express, but plans to kill Bender*
Robot 24: I'll kill bender by tricking him to coming into a hookerbot club, then, I'll blame the death on Fry!
*little does he know that Zoidberg is listening*
Zoidberg: Guys!
Everyone: What?
Zoidberg: Robot 24 was planning to kill Bender by tricking him to go into a hookerbot club, then killing him!
Bender: Why should I care?
Zoidberg: Because! You will die if you do go there!
Bender: I don't believe you!
Zoidberg: But I'm telling the truth!
Bender: I don't care. Look! A hookerbot club!
*He runs, but a lightbulb breaks, reprogramming him to believe that he wasn't lying.
Bender: *random voice clips, then reboots* Zoidberg! You're right! I shouldn't go!
Zoidberg: Hurray for Zoidberg!
*cuts to the Break Room*
Robot 24: I hate to break your day, but I have a robot to kill.
Fry: Why do you want to kill him?
Robot 24: Because, he is an older model.
Professor: Just because he is an older model, doesn't mean that you have to kill him!
Robot 24: Mom ordered me to kill him, because he is the oldest model alive.
*Bender runs in and takes out a gun and aims it to Robot 24's head*
*Robot 24 takes out a gun*
Bender: Die!
Robot 24: DIE!
*ZAPPP*
*Robot 24 dies*
Robot 24: Critical Error. Shutting down.
Fry: Thank GOD that robot's dead.
Bender: Well, what matters that I am alive. Let's party, baby!
*they dance, goes to credits*

Writer: Badcatalex
Series by Matt Groning and David X. Cohen
Futurama belongs to 20th Century Fox, I do NOT own it.
© 2016, 2017 Badcatalex
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