AN: Why should there even be an AN for this? xD This is my first time writing crack...if you would like to be involved with our lovely cast, review~ I'm writing this because my mental ward fic will probably be really depressing and I need to write something to cheer us up~ (all the authors listed are freaking awesome and I'm basically advertising but what-the-fuck-ever they're cool~) I was inspired to write this by NoName-chan, who also writes a D. Gray-man Crack!fic. Random pairings here, as the chapters go on, there will PROBABLY MAYBE be other characters inserted. IDEAS AND SUGGESTIONS ARE WELCOME~! And of course *sighs dramatically* I don't own D. Gray-man.
Vira: *whines* Tykiiiiiiii~ I'm all outta milk~!
Tyki: Then go get some? -_-
Vira: *wails* But TYKIIIIIII I'm too lazy~!
Tyki: *sighs* I'll go get some...*crawls out of glitter box and walks into random kitchen, pouring milk in a glass.*
Vira: *from within the box* Oh yeah, he totally went and got some for me. I just LOVE milk...especially chocolate milk, but I don't have any chocolate milk so...yeah...
Tyki: *wonders to self* Is she talking to herself again? *opens glitter box and nearly drops glass of milk in surprise*
Vira: *notices Tyki and gasps* TYKIIIIII~ MIIIIILK!
Tyki:...you sure are whiny today...here...can I ask you a question, Vira?
Vira: *hums with delight and sips out of straw* Hmmm?
Tyki: Why are...they here? *gestures to Allen, Lavi, Kanda, and a random author*
Vira: SLUMBER PARTY~!
Tyki:...with a bunch of guys? Are you mad?
Vira: No, I'm pretty happy actually~
Tyki: *face palms*
Allen: *awkwardly waves* Hello, Tyki...
Tyki:...hi...
Vira: Come on in, Tyki! There's plenty of room in here! *beckons*
Tyki: O.o How IS there so much room in there?! It's a...a box! How can you even fit beds in there?!
Vira: *rolls eyes* Duh, it's my glitter box~ also known as glitter room~ but I just made it portable so yeah.
Lavi:...how did you do that?
Vira: *winks* Magic~
Kanda: Che, there's no such thing as magic.
Vira: *narrows eyes* Yes there is.
Tyki: *sighs but crawls in box with everyone else* So...who is she...?
Random author: *DRAMATIC GASP* BITCH YOU KNOW WHO I AM!
Allen, Lavi, Tyki: O_O
Vira: Ne, Tyki, this is NoName-chan~ She's our guest for today~
Allen:...if she's the guest...who are we?
Vira:...um...um...hmmm...you are...my lavenlies~
Kanda: What the fuck is a lavenly?
Vira: You.
Kanda: DON'T CALL ME THAT! *unsheathes Mugen*
Vira: *squeaks and hides behind Allen* SAVE ME!
Allen: Wh-what?! Why do I have to save you?! Shouldn't Tyki be the one to save you since he's...well, always in your author's notes?!
Vira: But...you're cuter...
Lavi: *mumbles* ...he won't be cute for very long if Kanda gets a hold of him.
Vira: *GASPS DRAMATICALLY* Oh! I have an idea! *runs over to Tyki and pulls a glitter gun out from under his shirt and aims it at Kanda* AHA! I'M ARMED! *random
arm comes flying and hits me in the face*
Lavi: O_O Was that an arm!?
Vira: *picks up random arm* Huh...*points arm at Kanda* I'm REALLY armed this time! You stand no chance! Don't forget I'm a ninja too! *pulls a ninja move*
Kanda: -_- *sweat drops* You're not even worth my time...che *sheathes Mugen*
Vira: Pfft, whatever~ *stares at arm* Wait, where did this come from again? IS THIS EVEN REAL!?
Allen: *cautiously takes arm from Vira and throws it out the window and then shudders* Ew.
Vira: *looks at Allen* Ew, you touched it!
Allen: o.o but you picked it up to begin with...
Vira: *suddenly realizes that* AAAAHHHH EEEEEWW I TOUCHED IT SO MANY GERMS! *flip flops all over the floor*
NoName-chan:...HELLO!? Can you guys SEE me here?!
Allen, Tyki, Lavi: O.O
Vira: *bounces back* Oh yeah~ you can go now~
NoName-chan:...-3- why was I even here in the first place?!
Vira: Hush now, little one, I was just advertising for you~
NoName-chan: *growls* Whatever...*storms out of box*
Vira: WAIT! Did you want some souvenirs?!
NoName-chan: *keeps storming away*
Vira: I HAVE DONUTS~!
NoName-chan: *appears in the blink of an eye* Did you say donuts~?
Tyki, Allen, Lavi: *sweat drops*
Vira: Indeed~ *offers a box of donuts* Would you like one?
NoName-chan: *takes whole box and runs off to her PMS Room.*
Vira: O.O Welps...there goes the donuts...
Allen: *clears throat* So what else do you have to eat?
Vira: *offers a cupcake drenched in glitter* glitter cupcake?
Allen: *takes warily* ...is this healthy?
Vira: *noms on glitter cupcake*
Lavi: *takes a bite out of Allen's* Hmmm it doesn't taste bad but it...has...*choke* too much glitter...
Vira: *stares at Allen anxiously and chants...* eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it...
Allen: *puts cupcake down* I think I'm good...
Vira: *huffs in frustration* damn it...
Tyki: *attempts to take a bite of cupcake*
Vira: AWE HELL NO DON'T EAT THAT! *snatches cupcake away from Tyki*
Tyki: O.o
Vira: *laughs nervously* Right! So what do you guys want to-
Kanda: Why the FUCK is there so much FUCKING glitter everywhere?!
Vira: Cause glitter is lovely~
Kanda: It's so fucking sparkly and fucking...gay and fucking girly *shudders*
Vira: *eye twitches*
Tyki: *hides behind Allen and Lavi*
Lavi and Allen: O.o
Allen: Since when is a Noah scared of a regular human girl?
Tyki: *shakes head* She isn't human, I swear...
~Five Minutes Later~
Lavi, Allen, Tyki: *stares at Vira in horror*
Kanda: *knocked out on the ground* x.x
Vira: *stretches* That was a good workout~
Allen:...she's evil...
Tyki: *whispers* don't ever insult her glitter...
Lavi: I see why...but...how did you know this was going to happen?
Tyki:...from experience...
Allen: Bakanda did have a good point though...why IS there glitter everywhere?
Vira: I thought you would've figured it out from FI~ I LOVE MY REVIEWERS SO VERY VERY MUCH AND TO SHOW MY LOVE I WILL HUG THE CRAP OUT OF MY STUFFED
PIKACHU! *hugs Pikachu tightly*
Allen: *stares at Kanda* Shouldn't we...do something about him?
Lavi: *stares at Kanda before grinning* I have an excellent idea~
Allen: Oh boy...
~Thirty Minutes Later~
Kanda: *awakens and finds he's in a dark room* Where the fuck...ow *grabs head* what the fuck happened?
Vira: *muffled voice* DANCE GUYS, DANCE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DANCED BEFORE!
Lavi: *wails childishly* I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE!
Allen: But Lavi, this is good exorcist training...
Lavi: How is dancing good exorcist training?!
Allen: Because it works up your stamina! Wow, Tyki, you're really good at this...
Vira: *smirks*
Tyki: *sighs* Yeah...I know...
Allen and Lavi: O.o
Kanda: *bursts through the door* WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AND WHY THE FUCK AM I WEARING THIS?!
Vira, Allen, Lavi, Tyki: *looks over to see Kanda wearing a maid's outfit with the most pissed off expression ever*
Vira: *snaps phone out like lightning and starts having a photo shoot*
Kanda: *glares* What the fuck are you doing?
Vira: *laughs nervously and puts phone away* Nothing...~
Kanda: WHERE IS MUGEN!?
Vira: *points to corner and then looks at Allen, Lavi, and Tyki, who have all stopped dancing* KEEP DANCING!
Allen, Lavi, Tyki: *dances like they've never danced before*
Kanda: *trembles with fury* What the fuck...happened...to Mugen...
Vira: *points at Lavi* LAVI DID IT!
Lavi: Oh shit...*runs*
Vira: Hey, Lavi! Make sure you grab me some Pocky on your way back~ thanks chu~!
Lavi: LIKE HELL I'M COMING BACK!
Vira: Don't forget chocolate milk~! *looks at Kanda* You can take that off now...
Kanda: *eye twitches* Where are my fucking clothes?!
Vira: Uhhhh *looks at Mai Glitter, who is noming on Kanda's clothes* PAJAMA PARTY! EVERYONE PICK OUT SOME PAJAMAS!
Allen: *stops dancing* Wait...where are the pajamas being supplied from?
Tyki: *head is lowered depressingly*
Vira: Oh hey, Tyki, go get Lavi, he needs to wear pajamas too...
Tyki: *sighs and goes out to fetch Lavi*
Allen: *stares at me in shock* YOU can control Tyki?!
Vira: *does a stereotypical gay wave* With glitter, ANYTHING is possible~
Allen:...right...so what are our choices of clothing?
Vira: Hmm, hold on a second...*flops on bed and throws clothes everywhere*
Allen: *sweat drops* Don't you have a dresser?
Vira: Pfft, dressers are so overrated. *picks out five pairs of pajamas* OKAY~! *holds pajamas and waits for Tyki and Lavi to get back*
Tyki: *dragging Lavi in by his collar* We're back. *drops Lavi on the floor*
Lavi: *gives me a gallon of chocolate milk and pocky*
Vira: *glomps Lavi* I love you~
Lavi:...*nervously watches Kanda*...right...so...what are we doing?
Vira: *turns Wii off and throws five pairs of clothes on the bed* DRESS UP! Just kidding, it's a PAJAMA party, so you guys have to wear PAJAMAS!
Allen, Lavi, Kanda: *stares at pajamas in shock*
Kanda: No fucking way, I ain't wearing that shit.
Allen: *trembles*
Lavi: O.o
Tyki: v.v
Vira: IF YOU DON'T CHOOSE NOW I'LL CHOOSE FOR YOU~!
Kanda: *growls and picks up outfit*
Tyki: *hurriedly grabs an outfit*
Allen: *grabs an outfit also*
Vira: *happily grabs an outfit*
Lavi: *grabs the last outfit*
Vira: TIME TO GET DRESSED! *is about to take off clothes when Tyki stops me*
Tyki:...maybe you should go change...in a bathroom...?
Vira: *blinks* Oh yeah, you guys are guys...
Allen, Lavi, Kanda, Tyki: *feels insulted*
~Awkward Aura Lingers~
Vira: NO! I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT! I MEANT...um...I'll just...go now...*runs out of room*
~Ten Minutes Of Dressing Later~
Vira, Tyki, Allen, Lavi, Kanda: *stares at each other*
Allen: *blushes*
Lavi: *chuckles*
Kanda: *eye twitches*
Tyki: *rolls eyes*
Vira: *squeals* YAY~!
Allen: *picks at outfit* What are these things called again?
Vira: They're Eevee Evolution Onesies~!
Lavi: Onesies?
Vira: Yus~
Tyki: They are...
Vira: Kawaii~!
Kanda: THESE ARE NOT CUTE!
Vira: *giggles and tugs at eevee onesie* See, it's perfect~! Lavi is Flareon, Tyki is Umbreon, Allen is Vaporeon, Kanda is Jolteon, and I'm Espeon! So Kawaii~! It matches perfectly!
Kanda: What the fucking fuck.
Allen: *sighs* So what is the purpose of doing this again?
Vira: Hmm...cause you all look cute? *snaps a picture and fangirls*
Lavi: *leans over to Tyki* ...what is she doing?
Tyki: *shaking head* Don't even ask.
Vira: OKAY! Now time to...hmm...what do you guys want to do now?
Allen: Isn't this your sleepover? Why don't you choose?
Tyki: *face palm* WHY did you SAY that?!
Vira: *taps chin* Hmm good point. *turns on music* Let's all dance like no one's watching~!
Allen:...but we just danced a few minutes ago...
Vira: But dancing is fun~ and you guys don't know how to dance either so I don't look as stupid dancing with you guys~
Lavi: I don't even know whether I should be offended by that.
Vira: Oh wait...Tyki's a pretty good dancer but I'm sure we all know why that is...KANDA DANCE! I WANNA SEE YOU DANCE!
Kanda: Fuck you.
Vira: No thanks, but seriously~
Allen and Lavi: *eyes widen* Did she seriously just...
Vira: *wails* SHUT UP MY FRIENDS DO IT TO ME ALL THE TIME!
Lavi:...Vira...how often do you say 'Fuck you' at school?
Vira:...
Allen, Lavi, Tyki: *sweat drop*
Vira: WOOOO LET'S DANCE GUYS~!
Allen: *whispers to Tyki, Lavi, and Kanda* Why is she so hyper all of a sudden?
Lavi: Hmm could it deal with the fact I gave her pocky and chocolate milk?...where did it all go anyways?
Tyki: *looks over at me* She's dancing hardcore right now...Lavi, what have you done?
Lavi: *shrugs and watches me dance*
Allen: *also watching with a curious look on his face* Why is she shouting?
Tyki:...I believe she's singing.
Allen:...oh.
Kanda: Che, Baka Henjin...
Vira: *randomly dancing but stops* Why aren't you guys dancing? This is a lovely song~
Kanda: Fuck you.
Vira: I said no, Kanda -3-
Kanda: *eye twitches*
Vira: How about we dance instead?
Lavi: *looks at Tyki* Does she have a death wish?
Tyki: No but she has a pain in the ass glitter gun.
Vira: EVER EVER AFTER THOUGH THE WORLD WILL TEAR YOU IT'S NOT SMART EVER EVER AFTER THE WORLD CAN BE YOURS IF YOU-
Kanda: Shut the fuck up!
Vira: *tears up* Meanie...
Kanda: Oh yeah, real mature.
Vira: Hypocrite!
Kanda: Wacko!
Vira: Samurai wannabe!
Kanda: Crazy fangirl!
Vira: Girly boy!
Kanda: Weirdo!
Vira: You're not very good with comebacks are you?
Kanda: FUCK YOU.
Vira: *sighs* Seriously, Kanda, do you have to make me say it again? *pokes Kanda's chest harshly* No. Thanks.
Kanda: That's it, I'm killing her. *lunges*
Tyki: *holds Kanda back*
Kanda: Fucker, let me go!
Tyki: *sighs* Sorry, Kanda, no can do.
Kanda: Why are you protecting her?!
Tyki: Oh trust me, I'm protecting you.
Kanda: Fuck you.
Tyki:...if you want to~
Kanda, Allen, Lavi: *horrified look*
Tyki and Vira: *laughs*
Vira: You kinda walked in on that one, Kanda.
Tyki: *looks at Vira* Hmm, what do you think of TyKan?
Vira: *shows Tyki an X shape with arms* Nope.
Tyki: Lucky?
Vira: Fuck no.
Tyki: *pouts* Then who DO you pair me with?
Vira: Allen, Neah, Devit, Sheryl-
Tyki: YOU PAIR ME WITH MY BROTHER?!
Vira: *still thinking of different ships for Tyki* Hmmm
Tyki: *sighs* You are so fucked up~
Vira: I know~ but if I put all the pairings I like on my profile, I'm pretty sure everyone would think I'm a psycho.
Lavi: Aren't you already a psycho?
Vira: *tilts hand* Meh, kinda.
Allen: You know, Vira, you and Tyki get along pretty well...
Vira: Why of course~
Allen:...why is that?
Vira: Cause we spend a lot of time together?
Lavi: Yeah, hey, why is HE in all your AN's and we're not? *pouts*
Vira: *thinks for a moment* Hmmm
Lavi: O.o You really don't know?
Vira: Huh?
Lavi: Why do you have Tyki in all your AN's?
Vira: *snorts* Well that's an easy question. Obviously because he's sexy.
Allen: O.O
Kanda: O.e
Lavi: DX But I'm sexy tooooooo!
Vira: Yeah...but I can't explain it...Tyki's just got that vibe...
Lavi: You mean that rapist vibe?
Vira: *shrugs* Could be.
Tyki: I'm RIGHT here you guys.
Lavi and Vira: Yeah, we know.
Kanda: *shakes his head* Why am I even here?
Vira: Cause you have to be~ Oh hey I love this song! HEY TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY WANT *stops singing and stares ahead blankly* Yaoi. That's what I want.
Allen and Lavi: O_O
Vira: *looks at Lavi and Allen* SO GIMME WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT!
Kanda: *inches away slowly*
Vira: *not even looking* Kanda are you seriously going to out in public wearing that?
Kanda: Well what the fuck am I supposed to wear?!
Vira: You could always just take all your clothes off but it's snowing out so I wouldn't recommend that.
Allen and Lavi: *thinks* Wait then what if it wasn't snowing?!
Kanda: *eye twitches and throws a fit by throwing stuff* I HATE THIS. *walks over to closet to hide*
Vira and Tyki: I wouldn't suggest opening tha-
Kanda: *throws doors open and is instantly drowning in glitter*
Vira: *walks over and looks down at a pissed-off Kanda* Hey I warned you.
Kanda: WHAT THE HELL?!
Vira: That's the glitter closet. Where else was I going to put all my glitter? I get too much of it from my reviews...hmm...I wonder where my glitter unicorn ran off to...and...WHERE'S MY STARFISH!?
Kanda: *growls*
Vira: *looks down* Oh hey there. Hey Tyki, do we still have NoName-chan's shovel?
Tyki: I thought you gave it back?
Vira:...damn it I did...hold on lemme call her *dials up NoName-chan's number and waits*
~Five Minutes Later~
Allen, Lavi, Kanda, Tyki: *sweat drops*
Tyki: Vira, I don't think she's going to answer.
Allen:...I didn't know phones could ring for five minutes...
Vira: *receives a message from midnightstardust and grins* Hmm, nah I'll just leave Kanda there~
Kanda: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Vira: *walks away* Who wants to play Kirby's Epic Yarn?
Kanda: WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
Vira: *completely ignores* Or we can play PokePark 2~
Allen:...what about PokePark 1?
Vira: *pouts* I don't have that one...
Lavi: O.o Aren't you supposed to play them in order?
Vira: Psh, I read the fifth volume of a manga and I still got the story line down...it was rated +16...that bad thing was that my little sister read it...and understood it...especially the part where the guy was...*cough*
Allen: How old is your little sister?
Vira: *still digging through games* Eh she's like 9 or something...
Lavi: o.o I don't know what's worse, the fact that a 9 year old was reading a +16 manga and understood it, or the fact that Vira doesn't even know how old her sister is...
Vira: SHE'S NINE! I KNOW IT! SHE'S TURNING TEN IN MARCH! She also fell off a Bouncy House and may have to get stitches...
Allen:...Bouncy House? What's that?
Vira: OH MY GOD IT'S THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER! Well, it's not as amazing as A POOL OF PLASTIC BALLS!
Allen:...so what is it?
Vira: It's like a big house filled with air and you jump in it...I'm too old for it now though...
Lavi: How old are you, Vira?
Vira and Tyki: 17...
Lavi: Ah, a minor I see...
Vira: *narrows eyes* What of it?
Lavi:...nothing...
Vira: *gives up looking for games* Why do I have so many 1-player games? Oh well...hmm
Kanda: LET ME THE FUCK OUT!
Vira: Did you guys hear something?
Kanda: FUCK ALL OF YOU!
Vira: Jesus, Kanda, don't be a man-whore now.
Kanda: FUCK YOU!
Vira: *sighs* This guy needs rehab.
Allen: *giggles* Bakanda deserves it.
Vira: *stares at Allen for a long time* I could stick you in there with him you know...
Allen: P-please don't...
Vira: I won't~ Eugh...
Lavi: O.o What the hell kind of noise was that?
Vira: *crouches* My tummy...it feels glumpy...
Allen:...what does glumpy mean?
Vira: It means like...weird and stuff, ya know?
Lavi and Allen: *face palm*
Tyki: Right...so what are we going to do now?
Vira: *randomly squeals*
Allen, Lavi, and Tyki: O.o
Vira: I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH~!
Allen: o.o
Lavi: ;)
Tyki: O_O *hides*
Allen and Lavi:...why did he hide?
Vira: Guys! Let's go make snowmen! *runs out of the box*
Allen: *whines* But it's snowing...
Vira: *stares at for a long time* Well no shit Sherlock. That's why they're called SNOWmen -_-
Allen:...
Lavi: *laughs*
Tyki: *sighs and follows*
Vira: *sings* We only want to be ourselves, we scream, we shout, we are the fallen angels~
Allen: Aren't fallen angels demons?
Vira: *stares* It's a song...
Allen:...
Vira: WOOOOOOOO SNOOOOOOW! *starts rolling a snowball*
Allen: *shivers* It's cold...
NoName-chan: SHUT UP WHINY ASS!
Allen, Lavi, Tyki, Vira: O_O
Vira: NoName-chan~ Nice of you to join us~
NoName-chan:...
Vira: Wait, why are you here?
NoName-chan:...do you have any donuts?
Vira: *sighs* No, I don't.
NoName-chan: FUCK YOU TOO THEN! *walks off*
Lavi:...what lovely friends you have, Vira...
Vira: AREN'T THEY WONDERFUL~?
midnightstardust: *just randomly walking in the neighborhood and spots Vira and the others* Vira-chan! Hey!
Allen, Lavi, Tyki, Vira: *looks over* Star-chan~! *runs over and glomps her*
Star-chan:...why do you have the dgm characters?...you're not hitting them with shovels are you?
Allen: O_O *hides behind Lavi*
Vira: Pfft, no, that's NoName-chan's thing. We're making snowmen~ wanna join?
Star-chan: :D sure! *starts rolling a snowman*
Lavi: *walks over to them with Allen still hiding behind him* Why do you call her Star-chan?
Vira:...hmm...who made up that nickname again? *shrugs* I'm too lazy to think right now~
Star-chan: *squeals*
Allen and Lavi: O.o
Star-chan and Vira: *gushes at them*
Allen:...are you okay?
Vira: Perfectly fine~ *stops rolling now-huge snowball and starts a new one* Lavi, Allen, Tyki, you guys should make a snowman together~
Tyki: *grumbles but complies*
Lavi and Allen: *also complies*
Star-chan: *puts medium-sized snowball on top of the other snowball*
Vira: *claps and suddenly stops* Hmm...I feel like I'm forgetting something...
~Back In The Glitter Box~
Kanda: I swear to fucking god, I'm going to kill that bitch.
Mai Glitter: *lands on Kanda's nose*
Kanda: *eye twitches* Fucking butterfly.
Mai Glitter: *bites the shit out of Kanda's nose*
Kanda: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
~Back Outside~
Tyki, Lavi, Allen: *finishes snowman*
Allen: *smiles approvingly*
Lavi: *hugs snowman*
Tyki: *lights a cigarette*
Lavi: Vira-chaaaan~ We're do-
Vira: *runs to the snowman and ninja kicks the fuck out of it*
Lavi: *wails* MY NOSE!
Vira: WOOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE KICKING SNOWMEN!
Star-chan:...what did that poor snowman ever do to you?
Vira: IT WAS ALIVE THAT'S WHAT IT DID.
Tyki: *sweat drops* Now she sounds like Kanda...
Vira: *blinks* Oh hey, guys...I remember now, we left Kanda inside the glitter box alone...
Tyki:...alone...oh god...please tell me you fed Mai Glitter today...
Vira: Um...I think so...like...four this morning.
Allen: What were you doing up at four in the morning?! You should get more sleep in a day...
Vira: Eh, I got five hours, it'll be fine.
Lavi: *wailing loudly and clenching nose*
Allen:...right, so what were you doing?
Vira: *pauses*...reading yaoi...
Allen: ?! She actually admitted it!
Lavi: *wails louder*
Tyki, Vira, Allen: *notices Lavi on the ground*
Star-chan: *touching up on snowman*
Tyki: Vira...aren't you in a health occupations class? You should help him...
Vira: *eyes widen* Oh...well you see... *laughs nervously* Okay, okay, I got this...
Lavi: *tilts head back*
Vira: NO DON'T DO THAT!
Lavi: *eyes widen* WHY NOT?!
Vira: Because if you do that, it's possible to drown in your own blood that way. You're supposed to lean forward and...let it out I guess?
Lavi: *leans forward* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Vira: O.O What are you doing?
Lavi: I'M LETTING IT ALL OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I'M DYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
Vira: *sweat drops* I didn't mean it like that...
Star-chan: *finishes snowman* Vira-chan, I'm finished~!
Vira: *sprints over and stares at the beauty that is a snowman* IT'S BEAUTIFUL! *takes a bucket of glitter out of onesie and dumps it on snowman* IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SNOWMAN I'VE EVER SEEN!
Star-chan: Well, it's been fun...I have to go now~
Vira: *pouts* Where are you going?
Lavi: *still wailing*
Star-chan: *peeks over at Lavi curiously and turns attention back* I'm going to go find NoName-chan now.
Vira: *pats shoulder* Good luck, soldier. *Attack On Titan salutes*
Star-chan: *stares at salute oddly because she hasn't seen Attack On Titan but she copies the movements anyways*
Vira: NO, STAR-CHAN, YOU HAVE TO BE MORE PASSIONATE ABOUT IT!
Star-chan: *slams fist over chest and winces*
Vira: *pats head* Good, Star-chan. Good luck to you, may you return home safely...
Star-chan: O.e Right...see ya~
Vira: *waves goodbye*
Lavi: *wails even fucking louder*
Star-chan: *turns around* What did you do to him?
Vira:...THE SNOWMAN DID IT *runs away*
Tyki: Vira?! Where are you going!? *runs after and stops dead when he sees the glitter snowman* What the... *shakes head and continues on*
Allen: Wait for us! *helps Lavi*
Lavi: *cries on Allen's shoulder*
Allen: *awkwardly walks*
Vira: *bursts the door open* WHAT DOES THE NONAME-CHAN SAY?!
NoName-chan: *suddenly appears and accidentally kicks Vira in the stomach, expecting it to be someone else* AKAKAKAKOW MOTHERFUCKER!
Vira: *goes flying into Tyki and winces* OWOWOW MOTHERFUCKER! *looks up at Tyki* Nice catch by the way~
NoName-chan: Damn it, you're not Star-chan...
Vira: WHY WOULD STAR-CHAN BE IN MY GLITTER BOX?! GET OUT OF HERE!
NoName-chan: *shrugs and walks out* You might wanna patch Kanda up by the by~
Vira and Tyki: *eyes widen*
Vira: *runs inside and sees Mai Glitter noming on Kanda's arm* BAD MAI BAD BAD BAD! GET OFF OF HIM! *grabs Mai Glitter and carefully sets her on the windowsill*
Tyki: You have a window in a box? How?
Vira: *winks* Magic~
Tyki: -_-
Allen and Lavi: *walks in and sees Kanda*
Allen: Vira! What did you do?! Bakanda's a jerk and all, but you didn't have to hurt him so much!
Vira: -3- I didn't do it! Mai Glitter did it!
Allen:...your glitter?
Vira: No, I mean...UGH...my Tease named Mai Glitter did it!
Lavi: *ignores the fact that I have a Tease* You named it after glitter?
Vira: Indeed~
Allen: WHY do you have Tease?!
Vira: Cause she's glitterful~ *patches Kanda up* All better~
Kanda: *glares* Let. Me. Out.
Vira: Ehhh, fine...Mai Glitter, c'mere and eat *tears* all this glitter up...*tears*
Lavi:...you can always get more glitter...
Vira: True, true~ I'd just have update my story...*sigh* WHY DOES EVERYONE LOVE IT SO MUCH!?
Allen and Lavi: Love what?
Kanda: *grumbles* Probably some porno she wrote about you two.
Vira: IT IS NOT A PORNO!
Allen: She didn't deny that it was about us though...
Vira: *coughs* Anyways~ SAY THANK YOU!
Kanda: Che, why should I? You're the one that got me in that mess...
Vira: So?! I GOT RID OF MY GLITTER FOR YOU NOW APOLOGIZE!
Kanda: Whatever.
Vira: *sighs* Good enough. *grabs random glitter pillow and smacks the shit out of Lavi with it* PILLOW FIGHT!
Lavi: OW! *grabs pillow and swings at me*
Vira: *ducks*
Pillow: *hits Kanda in the face*
Lavi: O-O Oh shit...
Kanda: *grabs the hardest pillow he can find and swings it at Lavi*
Lavi: *ducks*
Pillow: *hits Allen in the face*
Allen: *glares* BAKANDA! You'll pay for that! *grabs pillow and swings it around wildly*
Pillow: *smacks Tyki in the face*
Tyki: o.e
Vira:...wow talk about domino effect...
Vira and Lavi: PILLOW FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! *pounces*
~A Good Whopping Hour Of Pillow Fights Later~
Vira: *pants and collapses on random glitter bed* ...so...exhausted...
Lavi: *pants as well* Me too...
Allen and Kanda: *knocked each other out* x_x
Tyki: *shakes head* Pillow fights are dangerous...
Vira: *nods* At least it wasn't a food fight. Then you guys would mess up my eevee evolution outfi-*Gasps* Oh my god...it's so beautiful...YOU GUYS GLITTERFIED MY EEVEE EVOLUTION OUTFITS I LOVE YOU!
Lavi: *looks at time* Wow, is it 10:30 already? We should head back to the Order...
Vira: NOOOOOO! You guys have the day off~
Tyki: *smirks* I ALWAYS have the day off~
Vira: Yup, and you spend all your days off with me~
Tyki:...why do I do this to myself...
Vira: Cause you're a masochistic yet sadistic person.
Lavi: We still have to go...*starts to walk towards the exit of the box*
Vira: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!
Lavi: O.o wut...?
Vira: YOU GO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS TALK TO MY FRIENDS TALK TO ME BUT WEEEEE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!
Lavi:...I'm so confused...*massages nose*
Vira: *runs over to exit of box and closes it up with glitter glue* HA! NOW YOU CAN'T LEAVE!
Lavi:...we can use Innocence...
Vira: *flips a switch* No you can't...
Lavi: o.e *kicks down the door*
Vira: *GASPS DRAMATICALLY* HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I MADE MY MISTAKES-
Kanda: *woke up when Lavi kicked the door out* WOULD YOU STOP FUCKING SINGING?!
Tyki: *sighs*
Allen: *sleepily cuddles with Kanda*
Lavi: *crawls out of box*
Vira: BABY COME BACK! YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME!
Tyki: *sweat drops*
Kanda: *glares* I said STOP FUCKING SINGING!
Vira: *being a technical smart ass* Actually, you ASKED me to stop singing.
Kanda: *eye twitches*
Vira: *sighs depressingly* I guess...I'll just have to stay here by myself...
Lavi: *suddenly runs in and glitter glues the door shut*
Vira: O.o
Lavi: *pants* I...change my mind...let's stay the night, shall we?
~Outside Of The Glitter Box~
Pineapplebombgirl: Come out, come out, wherever you are~ *noms on pretzel*
Other fangirls: LAVI? LAVI?! WHERE ARE YOU LAVI?! YOU LOOK SO LOVELY IN THAT BEAUTIFUL COSTUME WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?!
~Back Inside The Glitter Box~
Vira: Yay~ Slumber party is officially slumber party~!
Tyki: Isn't it always a slumber party for us?
Vira: Tyki, staying up all night to watch anime with each other is not considered a slumber party.
Tyki:...can we watch Attack On Titan again? I really liked...the blood...*smiles creepily*
Allen: *now awake and embarrassed from earlier* What's Attack On Titan?
Vira: *grins widely* I guess you'll just have to find out, won't you? HEY LAVI, KANDA! COME ON WE'RE WATCHING AN AWESOME ANIME!
Lavi and Kanda: *after getting in a bickering challenge about Allen, they come over*
Lavi: What's up?
Vira: We'll be watching a very violent and gory anime. Sit. Kanda, can you pop us some popcorn.
Tyki: I'm sure he can pop more than just that~
Allen: *chokes on spit*
Vira: O_O What the fuck, Tyki?
Tyki: *shrugs* I'm in a good mood, don't ruin it.
Vira: Okay, Creeper.
Allen: *shudders*
Lavi:...okay that reference wasn't necessary.
Vira: WELL THAT'S JUST THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES~
Allen: Cookies? Where?
Vira, Lavi, Tyki, Kanda:...
Vira: *sees Kanda* Oh hey, POPCORN! Did you put THAT in there?
Kanda: If you ask if I put fucking glitter in it, I'm going to punch your face...
Vira: *mutters*...in the face...but what? Glitter in popcorn? You're crazy. I meant sugar, DUH.
Allen: *drools*
Kanda: *disgusted look* You put sugar in popcorn?
Vira: *disgusted look back* WELL ALL YOU EAT IS SOBA SO SHUT UP.
Tyki:...someone's feeling NoName-chanish today...
Vira: *logs onto computer and shoos Kanda away* Come back when you put sugar in it.
Kanda: *grumbles and walks away*
Vira: *logs onto Tumblr*
Tyki: *sweat drops*
Allen and Lavi: *stare at screen weirdly*
Allen: Tum-ble-R?
Vira: Tumblr~
Lavi: I thought we were watching a movie...
Vira: NO, we're watching ANIME...but I have to check my Tumblr...*scrolls through Tumblr*
Lavi: *eyes widen* Is that a bunch of pictures of me on there?!
Vira: Oh yeah, people LOVE to draw you guys~
Vira, Kanda, Lavi, Allen, Tyki: *sees a picture of Lavi and Allen making out*
Vira: *likes post/reblogs*
Lavi and Allen: O_O
Tyki: -3-
Kanda: What the...
Vira:...FUCK!? *sees AlLena and totally scrolls way farther down than necessary. Shudders*
Tyki: *chuckles*
Kanda: *sits down with a blank expression* Are we gonna watch this or what?
Allen, Lavi, Tyki, Vira: O_O You want to watch Laven?
Kanda: What the fuck is Laven?
Vira:...oh...you meant Attack On Titan...*opens up a new tab* fine, fine~ *types in crunchyroll website and types in searchbar* Man I wish this was on the animefreaktv website...I watch ALL my anime on there... *clicks on Attack On Titan episode 1* Well, here goes...*munches the crap out of popcorn*
~Several Episodes Later~
Tyki: *watching excitedly*
Kanda: *staring at blood with a bored expression*
Lavi: O_O
Allen: TT_TT This is so sad!
Vira: *passed out on the bed*
Lavi: *stares* Eh, she fell asleep...
Tyki: Eh, I guess it's time to end this then...
Allen: ;w; End what?
Tyki: The chapter...?
Lavi, Allen, Kanda: What chapter?
Tyki: *sweat drops* Erm...nothing...*waves to readers and clicks on next episode*
Allen: *cries* I CAN'T WATCH THIS ANYMORE!