Random idea I had for a one-shot.. The Glee kids on Facebook. Enjoy ^^
Santana Lopez: So, it's official. I'm the hottest lesbian at McKinley.
Rachel 'Streisand' Berry: I find it hard to believe that my Myspace videos have only had 16 views. My growing popularity should have infiltrated the cyber world by now. I must do something to increase my fan base and make my name a worldwide phenomenon. Only then will I become a superstar and be able to achieve my dream of performing a play showing the story of my life on Broadway, with Patty Lupone playing my biological mother, and Neil Patrick Harris and Brian Stokes Mitchell playing my dads. Maybe I'll message Barbra again and see if she'll do a duet with me…
Brittany S Pierce: I guess I found out how to turn on a computer! … Okay, that's a lie. Lord Tubbington turned it on for me a few months ago and I haven't turned it off since.
Sam 'Trouty Mouth' Evans: My sister just asked me if I could put some of the shopping in my mouth, because there isn't enough room in the car. Thanks sis.
Quinn Fabray: So my baby madness is finally over. I don't think I want to go through something like this again soon. Although, I must say, the new neighbours that just moved in do have a rather adorable toddler waddling around their garden…
Finn Hudson: Still don't fully understand how cucumbers can give you AIDS.
Kurt Elizabeth Hummel: The new range of knee-length sweaters are just to die for! I must go out and browse the stores before they all sell out, I need a navy blue one to complete my collection! Off to Macy's!
Mike Chang: Getting Dim-Sum with the family tonight. Again.
Mercedes Jones: 'Sam 'Trouty Mouth' Evans' - stop Tweeting that I smell good! Although I don't blame you; my new shampoo is off the hook.
Artie Abrams: 'Sup y'all. Watching Michael Jackson's 'This Is It' for the 6th time. Man, that dude could MOVE!
Blaine Anderson: Browsing the internet for a new bowtie. Do I already have one with candy canes on it?
Tina Cohen-Chang: Does anyone even know I exist?