Don't ask why. Just read. Gosh.

It was a normal high school day for Sonic and his friends. Or was it? No, it was. Shut up.

"Ok class, can anyone tell me why Sonic The Hedgehog must DIE?" The teacher, who was Zavok, asked his class.

Everyone, excluding Sonic, raised their hands.

"Yes, Shadow?"

"Because he is an annoying little prick?" Shadow answered. Sonic rolled his eyes at the ebony hedgehog.

"Correct! You get an 'A' for the semester!" Zavok praised him. "Does anyone else want to answer?"

Amy raised her hand.

"Amy?"

"Because he is the cutest boy in the entire school?" She answered.

Zavok gave her a death glare.

"That is incorrect, Ms. Rose! Just for that obnoxious, inappropriate answer, you will repeat the 9th grade next year." Zavok said, writing Amy's name on the retained list on the chalkboard.

Amy started to sob like a baby who lost its pacifier. Big, who was sitting behind her, tried to comfort his friend.

"Duh, cheer up, Amy. I'm gonna be retained in 9th grade for 3 years! You'll get used to it."

"Big! Talking in my class?! You are getting retained for an additional year!" Zavok said, adding a check next to Big's name on the retained list.

"But- but why?" The fat cat stuttered.

"For starters, you can't even write your own name. You should not have passed preschool with your low level of education." Zavok told him, narrowing his eyes at the cat.

Silver the hedgehog raised his hand.

"What is it, talking marijuana plant?"

"Can I go to lunch early today? If I don't, Shadow stalks me in the halls and tries to burn me with his flamethrower." Silver said, looking back at Shadow who was smirking.

"NO! Everyone goes to lunch at the same time in this bitch! Anyway, when I call your name, you have detention and you must stay here until the bell rings."

"What if we get hungry while we're in detention?" Blaze asked.

"Well shit, You damn kids are going home, aren't you? Go beg your parents for their foodstamp card." Zavok told her.

"Uh, what's foodstamps?"

"Shut up! Anyways when I call your name, you have detention: Sonic The Prick-"

"Excuse me,but can you please tell me what I did today in order to serve detention?" Sonic asked, getting annoyed.

"You were born. Anywho, that concludes the detention list. The rest of you are free to go. It's best that you say your final goodbyes to Sonic on your way out, he won't be alive when you see him again."

The people who did not have detention, which was everyone excluding Sonic, scurried out of the class quickly. Mostly because they wanted to keep their souls.

As soon as the last person exited the room, Zavok smiled evilly and locked the classroom door.

"Now, Sonic. Let's have some fun, shall we?" He said, tying Sonic to his chair.

"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO ME?!" Sonic gasped.

"Calm the hell down! You say that like I'm about to rape your ass or something!" Zavok exclaimed, typing something on his computer, and turning the display board on so that Sonic could see too.

As soon as Sonic saw it, his eyes widened.

"No...NO PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Sonic shouted, trying to break free of the ropes.

Showing on the screen was an episode of that retarded ass Nickelodeon show called Rabbids, or whatever.

"MAKE THEM GO AWAY! MAKE THEM GO AWAY!" Sonic screamed repeatedly, until Zavok came over and taped his mouth shut.

"Shut the hell up! This is what you get for making Sonic 2006!" Zavok shouted at him, turning the volume up on the board at 100.

"BWAAHH!" The board played at its highest sound setting.

"Sonic 2006 wasn't my fault, man! I had a script! I HAD A SCRIPT!" Sonic wailed.

"I don't care. I'm going to lunch. Have a good time watching that episode on loop." Zavok told him, exiting the room.

"WAIT! NO! I'M STILL TIED UP!" Sonic shouted. "I'M PRETTY SURE MY I.Q WILL GO DOWN A FEW POINTS FROM WATCHING THIS! Oh, who am I kidding? Sonic 06' was bad." Sonic said, finally giving in to watching the program that was playing playing before him.