Author's Note:
I can not stress enough that this just a short little drabble my friend and I came up with while bullshitting out of character during an RP session. This isn't to be taken seriously, at all. Canon is out the window. Just a random drabble of two crazy fangirls. Short-one shot.
Sherlock and John were on the couch in the midst of love making. John paused as he noticed Mycroft sitting in a chair, not only watching but filming them on his phone. "Sherlock, your brother…uh…" He trailed off, clearly flustered.
"I know. I don't care. ….Don't stop..?" Sherlock looked up at the smaller man on top of him.
"You don't care? How can you not care? For God's sake it's your brother…" John bent his head down low so he could hiss the words into Sherlock's ear.
Sherlock shrugged his slender shoulders and to help distract John, he began kissing along his jaw up to his ear, where he stopped and nibbled on the lower lobe. One hand drags his finger nails down John's back, the other grabbing on firmly to the bare ass.
John indeed got distracted and he began anxiously kissing and sucking on Sherlock's chest, his hand sliding down past the taller man's thigh and caressed the already throbbing penis, and began stroking it.
Just then Mrs. Hudson walked in with a tray of tea and she drops it all over the floor when she sees John and Sherlock on the couch. She's about to say something when she notices Mycroft with the recording phone. Mortified, she turns around and leaves without another word.
Next thing you know, Moriarty shows up and begins monologues for the audience, in a film noir kind of way of what Sherlock and John are doing.
The next person to come along is Sebastian with his rifle. He shoots and kills everyone, except for Jim. The two then make love right there on the living room floor with dead bodies all around them.
Molly shows up like a boss, having actually helped to fake everyone's death and then kills Sebastian and Moriarty.
At The Yard, Donovan informs Lestrade what has happened at 221b Baker Street.
"Not my division." Lestrade replies, then gets up and goes to have coffee with Mycroft.
Donovan runs off to gossip with Anderson about everything that happened and to also "scrub his floors."
Then the shock blanket is administered to the entire group. Afterward, they all go to John's therapist for a session of group therapy.