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super mario brothers: and therecrazy adventures
Mario: itsa me mario
Luigi: and itsa me luigi
Wario: and itsa me wario
Mario: wario, who let you in
Wario: um im gonna move away slowly, you never saw me
jumps out window
Luigi: well anyways, folks we half a speaciel movie for you to night, its of, mario?
Mario: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
dreams he's dancing in the rain
Luigi: MARIO!
mario shoots awake
Mario: momma i did'nt get the plumger lodge in the toilet.
an awkward moment with complete silence
Luigi: well anyways i hope you enjoy are film called
Wario: some of mario and luigi's greatest and funniest moments
all stare at wario
Wario: im gonna move away slowly, you never saw me
jumps out a diffrent window
Luigi: he could have used the same window but anyways i hope you enjoy
tape starting
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Luigi: woops wroung tape
Mario: ...
smacks him self in frount of current reader
Mario: why infrount of the readers, but anyways, here is the film and enjoy the show
clip 1
after a nice long day at work, luigi finally gets home to satisfy him self with a fresh bag of
Luigi: doritoes, now where did i put that bag
as luigi looks through the cabinents and shelfs, he catches a glimpse of a few dorito chips on the floor
Luigi: MARIO!
Mario: hey what up lui...
Luigi: don't whats up me, iv'e waited all day sniff, sniff for that bag of doritoes, i have helped work, clean, sniff, sniff and pay the damn electric bill, and how do you repay me, you eat the...
crunch, crunch
Mario: luigi, luigi, quite and..
Luigi: dont tell me to...
clasp hands over luigi's mouth
Mario: do you hear that
pulling mario's hand off his mouth
Luigi: yea i do
as mario and luigi began, tip toeing around to find the crunching, they tracked it down to be under the table, they both nealt down
Mario and Luigi: Kirby!
Luigi: kirby... put... down... the doritoes
Kirby: no,no,no,no,non,nnonon,on,on,onon, NO, there mine i tell, MINE, MINE, oh my precious
Mario: kirby, be reasonable hear
takes a step closer
Kirby: back off don't make me do it,( pulls out laxatives )don't tell me i won't do it because i will certainly do it
Luigi: kirby, lets talk about it just...
starts edging himself under the table
Luigi: just hand me the doritoes
Kirby: back off, im warning you, i will, i know you think i won't do it but i will, i will!
Mario: please, i have seen you change into some un usual things but, just please, screw the doritoes, just put down... the laxatives
Kirby: NO! you just want me to put them down, so when my only defense is out of the way you will take my preciouse, THATS IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
swallows laxatives
Mario and Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOO!
then suddenly, kirby begins to stretch dramaticly, as a liquidy brown substance begins to ooze out his eye's, mouth, and ears
Mario: litarully, holy shit he's gonna blow, luigi GET OUT OF THERE!
then suddenly in a matter of seconds, the whole roof of the house exsplodes, shootingcrap every where and as the whole house crumbles, luigi and mario are standing there, covered
Link: what the hell
said link along with every one else who came out there houses to see what the loud bang was,a few hours latter, as police, ambulances, and fire dapartment showed up, four people went to the hospital, sonic the hedgehog was complaining obout getting smacked by a five footer, samus's air ship crashed into the roof of link's house,because crap landed on her windshield and forgot to install wind shield wipers, some other residents came and demanded that someone will come clean there yard, andsome having crap shooting through thierwindows, so after all that, and police straped, don't cross tape around the whole perimeter
Luigi: hey my doritoes
luigi bends down to pick up the bag, completely untouched, then sundenly, hundreds of residents surrounded them, with variouse pipes, brooms, and any other house hold objects they couldgrabed,
Mario: this is gonna be a long night
The torture they shall go through, but anyways, did you like it, let me know, by making sure to read and review, and if you got any idea's, let me know, and i will work from there, so until next time hammer-mario out
