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super mario brothers: and therecrazy adventures

Mario: itsa me mario

Luigi: and itsa me luigi

Wario: and itsa me wario

Mario: wario, who let you in

Wario: um im gonna move away slowly, you never saw me

jumps out window

Luigi: well anyways, folks we half a speaciel movie for you to night, its of, mario?

Mario: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

dreams he's dancing in the rain

Luigi: MARIO!

mario shoots awake

Mario: momma i did'nt get the plumger lodge in the toilet.

an awkward moment with complete silence

Luigi: well anyways i hope you enjoy are film called

Wario: some of mario and luigi's greatest and funniest moments

all stare at wario

Wario: im gonna move away slowly, you never saw me

jumps out a diffrent window

Luigi: he could have used the same window but anyways i hope you enjoy

tape starting

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click

Luigi: woops wroung tape

Mario: ...

smacks him self in frount of current reader

Mario: why infrount of the readers, but anyways, here is the film and enjoy the show


clip 1

after a nice long day at work, luigi finally gets home to satisfy him self with a fresh bag of

Luigi: doritoes, now where did i put that bag

as luigi looks through the cabinents and shelfs, he catches a glimpse of a few dorito chips on the floor

Luigi: MARIO!

Mario: hey what up lui...

Luigi: don't whats up me, iv'e waited all day sniff, sniff for that bag of doritoes, i have helped work, clean, sniff, sniff and pay the damn electric bill, and how do you repay me, you eat the...

crunch, crunch

Mario: luigi, luigi, quite and..

Luigi: dont tell me to...

clasp hands over luigi's mouth

Mario: do you hear that

pulling mario's hand off his mouth

Luigi: yea i do

as mario and luigi began, tip toeing around to find the crunching, they tracked it down to be under the table, they both nealt down

Mario and Luigi: Kirby!

Luigi: kirby... put... down... the doritoes

Kirby: no,no,no,no,non,nnonon,on,on,onon, NO, there mine i tell, MINE, MINE, oh my precious

Mario: kirby, be reasonable hear

takes a step closer

Kirby: back off don't make me do it,( pulls out laxatives )don't tell me i won't do it because i will certainly do it

Luigi: kirby, lets talk about it just...

starts edging himself under the table

Luigi: just hand me the doritoes

Kirby: back off, im warning you, i will, i know you think i won't do it but i will, i will!

Mario: please, i have seen you change into some un usual things but, just please, screw the doritoes, just put down... the laxatives

Kirby: NO! you just want me to put them down, so when my only defense is out of the way you will take my preciouse, THATS IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

swallows laxatives

Mario and Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOO!

then suddenly, kirby begins to stretch dramaticly, as a liquidy brown substance begins to ooze out his eye's, mouth, and ears

Mario: litarully, holy shit he's gonna blow, luigi GET OUT OF THERE!

then suddenly in a matter of seconds, the whole roof of the house exsplodes, shootingcrap every where and as the whole house crumbles, luigi and mario are standing there, covered

Link: what the hell

said link along with every one else who came out there houses to see what the loud bang was,a few hours latter, as police, ambulances, and fire dapartment showed up, four people went to the hospital, sonic the hedgehog was complaining obout getting smacked by a five footer, samus's air ship crashed into the roof of link's house,because crap landed on her windshield and forgot to install wind shield wipers, some other residents came and demanded that someone will come clean there yard, andsome having crap shooting through thierwindows, so after all that, and police straped, don't cross tape around the whole perimeter

Luigi: hey my doritoes

luigi bends down to pick up the bag, completely untouched, then sundenly, hundreds of residents surrounded them, with variouse pipes, brooms, and any other house hold objects they couldgrabed,

Mario: this is gonna be a long night


The torture they shall go through, but anyways, did you like it, let me know, by making sure to read and review, and if you got any idea's, let me know, and i will work from there, so until next time hammer-mario out