(I don't own Trigun or anything)

Okay! Here we go!

Thou shall not kill?!

"Thou shall not kill!!" said Vash, "What the hell kind of a Preacher are you?"
"One who's gonna save your ass!" yelled Wolfwood "You'd be dead already and making some other guy hell'o rich without me backing you up."

"Oh,Yeah? Well, how you seen anyone kill me yet?" questioned Vash.
"They've tied you up and shot you" answered Wolfwood. \
Ahh...yes, Here is where we begin our story, good ol' Wolfwood and our buddy Vash, were sitting down in a cafe, and having a drink. Since meeting Wolfwood along the desert and dragging him along, Vash decided to make Wolfwood his friend. and here they are with the classic arguments. ^_^

"So...how'd you even started becoming a preacher anywayz?" said Vash, while eating on some pie.
"I thought about helping out kids less fortunate then others" answered Nick." I thought about my childhood and dedicated my life to help others."
"When you're not gunning down other with that big ol' cross of yours." said Vash.
"Hey, I only use it to PROTECT others." answered Wolfwood.
While Wolfwood was yapping away, Vash sneak out of the cafe.
"Who gonna pay the bill?" said the waiter.
"Vash?VASH?? DAMN idiot ran off" yelled Nicolas.
"And to think, I never thought I'd live the day to see you go running on me."
Then some gunfire was heard. down the street.
"IT'S HIM!!! VASH THE $60 billion double dollar man is here!!GET HIM!!!" yell a man.

"Oh crap, what did he do this time?" said Wolfwood. " Put it on my tap" and the nhe ran out the door.

As soon, as he runs out, he saw Vash run like a little girl from rioting people with guns. He then pursue the rampage.

"Dammit, at times like this i always gotta go and be the good guy." Wolfwood said to himself.

Then Vash saw Wolfwood. "Hey!! What the hell you standing there for?Could ya leand a hand?"YAHH!!!!!"

As soon as wolfwood ran down, the whole mop ran over wolfwood*Anime Style*.(HEEHEE!!)
The black Cat walks by.....*MEOW*
(Back to the Action!!)
The trampled wolfwood struggled to get him. "okay, NO MORe Mr.Nice Guy!!*
He then, grabs his cross and loaded it. As Vash saw the gun he yelled "NO!!!!!!!!Don't fire!!" Then he pulled the trigger.

As the rapid firing gun, hitting many of the people chasing vash, fell to the floor, laying motionless. Vash, standing there saw the killling of Nicolas D. Wolfwood."Oh..my god.... how could...you??"
Then, wolfwood laughed. Angered by the laughter, Vash ran to wolfwood with his gun. Then Vash tripped*Anime Style!* ^_^. As Vash walked closer to the motionless people, he ran over to Wolfwood. WHAT THE HELL OF A TRICK YOU TRYING TO PULL? Then, Vash aimed his Gun at wolfwood and fired. *BANG!*
Wolfwood, falling back, laughed as he was about the hit the floor. Then the motionless people moved again.
Vash knowing the laugh. Laughed too. Then he walked over to Wolfwood. and fwaps him over the head. Nicolas crouches down and hold his head with a big bump on his head. *Anime Style* :D "That has got to be your lamest tricks you know?" said Vash. Wolfwood slap him on the shoulder. "And a damn good one too!HAHAHAHAHA!" said Nicolas. Vash gave him a very not happy look. Wolfwood runs and Vash chases. "Come back I'm done through with you yet!!!Argh.." vash screamed. "It pays to be a priest
ya know.And I ain't dieing to you.MUHAHAHAHAHA"
*gets hit on the head again* oww.
so what do ya think? It sucked right?? Plz R&R after your done