"My God, I'm bored," said Ino. Ino was walking the streets of Konoha trying to find something to do.
"I got it! Maybe I can call Sakura…wait no, she's been hanging out with Gaara lately, and I wouldn't want to be a third wheel," she said. In and Sakura had rebuilt their friendship, but is had seemed as if Sakura was avoiding her, so she could hang out with Gaara, her new boyfriend. Ino was upset because Valentine's Day was soon, and Ino had nobody.
"This totally blows! Sakura has Gaara. Naruto has Hinata. Neji has Tenten, Chouji has that foreign exchange student, and Lee—I don't even want to know about him," said Ino. Ino was looking up at the sky, and she literally smashed into the person front of her.
"I'm sorry! I wasn't paying attention, to where I was going!" yelled Ino. She looked up to see that the person she had crashed into was none other than Kankuro, Gaara's older brother.
"Oh, it's you. Why are you walking all alone? I thought you liked that guy with the duck-ass hair," said Kankuro. Ino almost blushed because Kankuro had gotten so handsome over the years. Ino was nineteen now, and she was single. (I smell hook-up, lol)
"My goodness, he's so hot…what am I thinking?" Ino thought. Kankuro helped her up off of the ground.
"Look, I was about to get some food. Do you want to join me?" asked Kankuro. Ino flinched a little.
"Oh my God, like a date?" Ino squealed.
"Sure, like a date," said Kankuro. Kankuro and Ino went to Shibuya, the nicest sushi bar in all of Konoha. In was surprised at Kankuro. She really believed that they were going to go to the Ichiraku Noodle Shop, which was right next to Shibuya. Ino waltzed into the restaurant, and sat at the bar.
"Jeez, this chick is spazztastic," thought Kankuro. When a waiter came to take their order, Ino ordered Hibachi Chicken and fried rice, while Kankuro ordered the same thing. The next thing they knew, there were two glasses of Sake in front of them.
"What's this for?" asked Ino. The waiter pointed behind them.
"They are from the pink-haired chick, and the red-haired kid. Enjoy," said the waiter. Soon, in and Kankuro had their food, and ate. They guzzled the Sake down, and soon they were laughing and talking it up. Gaara and Sakura came over to them, and they were laughing.
"What the hell do you want?" asked Kankuro, who was just a little tipsy.
"I never thought I'd see you two here. Are you here as friends, or could you not find anything better to do?" asked Sakura, who had already started laughing.
"So much for this friendship," thought Ino. Ino jumped up and pulled Kankuro up with her.
"Well, if you must know, billboard brow, Kanky-Chan and I are dating," said Ino. In pulled Kankuro's face up to hers and gave him a fierce kiss on the lips. Gaara and Sakura stood there in awe, watching this whole thing happen.
"It must be a sign of the apocalypse," said Gaara. He and Sakura ran away, and Ino and Kankuro sat back down.
"What. The. Hell?" asked Kankuro. It was obvious that Ino had just a little too much Sake, because her answer was very unexpected.
"Oh, Kanky, you know I've always loved you. I want you. Right here and now. Wait no, I want to go somewhere more private where these peeping tom's can't see," said Ino.
"Come on, were going to my place," said Kankuro.
And that is then end of chapter one!!!! Mwah-ha-ha-ha I'm so evil! Next chapter coming soon.