I don't own twilight.
Edward and bella were sitting on the couch watching some tv at bellas house when bella asked him." Edward are you sure you're a vampire? I mean you can cross running water and don't have to be invited in to some ones house you have a reflection which means you have a soul might I add. Garlice and crossing and staks don't effect you you don't turn into a bat and most of all you don't have fangs!"
Edwad laughted. "so bella if im not a vampire what am I?"
"hmm…well I just you could be a zombie. Or one of those dudes from tuck everlasting or you could be half human half snake. That would explane the num. I know!!"
" what am I "
" your supermans brother with is half snake and drank from the spring in tuck everlasting! It all makes sence."
" no it donsnt im gonna call Carlisle I think you need your brain checked"
THE END
So I hope you liked it. Please review.- shannon