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"Finally, we have all seven dragon balls" the short blue man told his two underlings, one a short dog like creature wearing a purple ninja uniform with a short katana on his back, and a fairly tall woman wearing a teal trench coat an orange star on each shoulder, and a brown belt with a pistol holster around her waist. "Sire, we should hurry before Goku's friends find out about our plan" the woman said to the short blue man standing in front of the seven orange balls. "You're right Mai, Shu go keep a look out for those meddlesome buffoons, and let us know immediately if you see anyone come this way" the short blue man ordered the dog creature. Shu snapped to attention and saluted to the short blue man "yes Emperor Pilaf" he responded and disappeared from sight. "Sire we really need to hurry before they come to stop us" Mai urged Emperor Pilaf "Yes, yes I know" Emperor Pilaf responded and started walking closer to the dragon balls. "ETERNAL DRAGON, RISE AND GRANT MY WISH" Pilaf yelled as raised his arms above his head as dark clouds covered the stars in the night sky lightning shot out of the orbs and began to twist around in the clouds like a serpent before taking the form of a green serpentine dragon. As this was happening Pilaf had gotten scared and was currently hiding behind Mai, when the dragon had finally taken shape its deep booming voice "why have you summoned me, state your first wish" as Pilaf finally came out of hiding from behind Mai he said "I wish for Goku to be removed from this dimension and never to return" Pilaf said to the dragon as the dragon's eyes turned red to comply with the wish, after a few moments passed the dragon's eyes stopped glowing "your wish could not be granted, the one called Goku is dead and is no longer in this dimension" the dragon informed to two standing in front of him. "Then I wish for all of Goku's friends and family to be moved to other dimensions and separated from each other" Mai yelled to the dragon and the dragon used his power to comply with the wish as his eyes turned red again to complete the wish, "Your wishes have been granted, farewell" the dragon said as he shrank back into the orbs as they promptly turned to stone. "MAI HOW DARE YOU?, I am the emperor so I am the one to make the wishes" Pilaf yelled as he kicked Mai in the shins, "no diner for you for a week" ho told her as he crossed his arms and walked away from her. "My apologies Sire, I did not mean to do so" Mai said Shocked at her punishment from Pilaf. "Is it over?" Shu asked as he was walking back from his patrol, "yes it is over now we can conquer this world without any more problems" Pilaf announced as he walked over to Shu. "Sire, Aren't the Dragon balls supposed to shoot off in different directions when it is over?" Mai asked looking at the stone orbs as they sit in the desert sand. "Yes they are why do you ask Mai?" asked Pilaf walking away with Shu right behind him, "Because they have not moved from their original places" Mai said as she got closer to the stone orbs looking at them curiously. Pilaf stopped in his tracks, a shocked look on his face as he turned around and ran back to where Mai was looking at the Orbs, "WHAT'S going on why they haven't separated like they are supposed to?" Pilaf asked stunned, "didn't Kami create them?" asked Shu curiously looking at Mai, "yes he did" Pilaf answered "and wasn't he friends with Goku?" Mai asked "yes he wa-" Pilaf stopped mid-sentence turning to look at Mai. "YOU IMBECILE, IDIOT, YOU SENT KAMI TO ANOTHER DIMENSION, WITHOUT HIM THE DRAGON BALLS ARE USELESS, THEY DON'T WORK" Pilaf stormed at Mai as she got more dejected by the second. "So what do we do now boss?" Shu asked. "There is nothing we can do now, the dragon balls are useless now the only thing we can do is continue with my plans and take over this planet, before long people will bow before me" Pilaf said triumphantly as he cackled in delight. Mai and Shu could do nothing but look at each other and shrug as they began to follow their emperor back to their base to begin his plan for world domination.