"Are we there yet?" Pippin asked again for the eighth time.
"NO!" yelled Aragorn, who was driving. Yes, they are in the 21st century riding in a van across the U.S., where else would they be, silly?! As was previously stated, Aragorn was driving. Boromir sat next to him. It was his van, but he didn't like driving. And, of course, it was the cheapest van ever so it only had three doors instead of four, and it was a beautiful, gorgeous, extravagant.dark brown. Gimli sat in the second seat next to Bill the pony, and Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin fit in the back seat with just enough room for Legolas. Gandalf, on the other hand, didn't actually fit in the van, so they tied him to the top (he could've fit, but he just refused to take that darn hat off).
Boromir had attached a fan to the front of the van for reasons unknown to the others. Legolas thought that he was trying to make the van into a plane or something of that nature. Nevertheless, he had done it and was singing a made up tune about it. It went something like this:
There is a fan o the front of the van!
Look at it go, look at it spin!
I put the fan on the front of the van!
(At about this time he would get distracted by something and.)
Oh Look! A bird just flew by! Ohhhhhh!...
Of course, this was incredibly annoying to the other passengers in the van. Especially since it had no meaning, no actual tune, and no point. Boromir, who was having the time of his life, was right in the middle of the 118th verse when.
"SHUT UP!" Aragorn screamed, while pulling to the side of the road. He jumped up on his seat and pulled out his sword. "YOU MUST DIE!"
"AHHHHH!" Boromir shouted in terror. "I'll stop! I'll stop! Don't threaten me again!"
Aragorn, feeling he had conquered the world, resheathed his sword, sat back down, and pulled back onto the interstate. For a lack of noise Legolas started to sing "row, row, row your boat". After about 15 minutes of Legolas's agonizing singing Gimli turned around and growled at Legolas.
"Shut up, elf boy, or your face gets it!" Gimli swung his axe and stopped it right before Legolas's face. Legolas, realizing how close his face had come to a certain scar, screams.
"NOT MY CREAMY WHITE COMPLEXION! I won't sing it any more!"
"Good." Gimli sits back down, but hears Legolas quietly singing:
"Drive, drive, drive your car gently down the road. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Gimli is a toad."
"AHHH!" Gimli yelled in anger, as he started to swing his axe. He stopped suddenly when he heard a tap on the hood of the van. Aragorn pulled up to a rest area and untied Gandalf. Gandalf got off the van and hopped towards the bathroom with his hands holding his crotch and his knees together like a child. He returned five minutes later looking quite relieved. They tied him back to the top of the van and were off.
"NO!" yelled Aragorn, who was driving. Yes, they are in the 21st century riding in a van across the U.S., where else would they be, silly?! As was previously stated, Aragorn was driving. Boromir sat next to him. It was his van, but he didn't like driving. And, of course, it was the cheapest van ever so it only had three doors instead of four, and it was a beautiful, gorgeous, extravagant.dark brown. Gimli sat in the second seat next to Bill the pony, and Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin fit in the back seat with just enough room for Legolas. Gandalf, on the other hand, didn't actually fit in the van, so they tied him to the top (he could've fit, but he just refused to take that darn hat off).
Boromir had attached a fan to the front of the van for reasons unknown to the others. Legolas thought that he was trying to make the van into a plane or something of that nature. Nevertheless, he had done it and was singing a made up tune about it. It went something like this:
There is a fan o the front of the van!
Look at it go, look at it spin!
I put the fan on the front of the van!
(At about this time he would get distracted by something and.)
Oh Look! A bird just flew by! Ohhhhhh!...
Of course, this was incredibly annoying to the other passengers in the van. Especially since it had no meaning, no actual tune, and no point. Boromir, who was having the time of his life, was right in the middle of the 118th verse when.
"SHUT UP!" Aragorn screamed, while pulling to the side of the road. He jumped up on his seat and pulled out his sword. "YOU MUST DIE!"
"AHHHHH!" Boromir shouted in terror. "I'll stop! I'll stop! Don't threaten me again!"
Aragorn, feeling he had conquered the world, resheathed his sword, sat back down, and pulled back onto the interstate. For a lack of noise Legolas started to sing "row, row, row your boat". After about 15 minutes of Legolas's agonizing singing Gimli turned around and growled at Legolas.
"Shut up, elf boy, or your face gets it!" Gimli swung his axe and stopped it right before Legolas's face. Legolas, realizing how close his face had come to a certain scar, screams.
"NOT MY CREAMY WHITE COMPLEXION! I won't sing it any more!"
"Good." Gimli sits back down, but hears Legolas quietly singing:
"Drive, drive, drive your car gently down the road. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Gimli is a toad."
"AHHH!" Gimli yelled in anger, as he started to swing his axe. He stopped suddenly when he heard a tap on the hood of the van. Aragorn pulled up to a rest area and untied Gandalf. Gandalf got off the van and hopped towards the bathroom with his hands holding his crotch and his knees together like a child. He returned five minutes later looking quite relieved. They tied him back to the top of the van and were off.