Notes: This fic is for one of my favorite anime that deserves more love. The Surving High School and Love Story update would have to wait a little more. I barely have time to write due to my work schedule.
Another peaceful afternoon in the Aogiri High Survival Game Club.
"Ehh, Another sleepover? How many times are we gonna do the same thing over and over again? Our viewers are gonna get bored soon." Momoka complained.
"But you had the most fun last time." Miou comments.
Sonokawa simply looked away, not acknowledging the fact.
"What would be the activities that we're going to do? Last time we mostly played with what Maya-san brought." Urara spoke up.
Kayo's eyes lit up. "How about we do an anime mara-"
"Rejected!" Everyone else said simultaneously. Gotoukoji hung her head while feeling dejected.
Maya stood up confidently. "I guess it's finally my turn to shine." Everyone, except Kayo who is still down turned their attention to her. "I actually did a little research after Momoka told me that my choice of entertainment was for an elementary school boy." Pausing for dramatic effect. "We should do each other's make ups and talk about love!"
Turning at Kasugano "Didn't you suggested something similar like that back then?" Ootori asked.
It was Kyodou's turn to sit down and hung her head.
"Yes, I did." Urara replied. She looked away as she starts reminiscing "But after that you all tied, hung me on a rope and threw pillows at me."
"That did happen."
"I remember."
"That was your fault for raiding my cabinet!"
"That was fun!"
Narrator: Different reply from different girls. Can you each guess who made it?
Momoka: They don't have to!
"I actually already had a plan in mind when I suggested this sleepover to everyone." This time was Miou's turn to stand up.
"President, don't tell me that you have more "love stories" ready for us." Momoka asked suspiciously.
"How did you knew?" Miou was surprised.
"Ehhh! Not another one!" Sonokawa protests. She still remember falling emotionally of what she thought to be her president's beautiful love story. It turns out that she was only talking about carps. "If that's the case then I'd rather watch Gotoukoji-san's anime."
Kayo lit up. "Really?"
"What about my recommendations?" Maya asks, pointing at herself for emphasis.
"I don't need another person raiding my underwear drawer!" Momoka yelled.
"I won't!" Maya answered surprised.
"Maya-san! How could you? You know how much I'm devoted and in love with Momoka-sama. To think that you of all people would compete with me!" Urara joins in.
"I'm not!" Maya interjects.
"A love triangle?" Miou wondered.
"We're not!" Maya yelled.
"So you have that kind of interest..." Gotoukoji added.
"I don't!" Maya yelled again. She let her head fall on the desk. All those chains of questions tired her.
"Relax, everyone. Just like Maya,(Kyodou twitched a little, afraid that another barrage of questions would come again.) I also did research after I found out that the love story I told was wrong. So I want to make sure that I do it right this time!" She stopped for a bit to look at everyone. All of them showed dissatisfaction. Ootori decides to make her speech more convincing. "As a high school student, I want to experience these normal things with my friends. This is my last year in this school so I want to make this as memorable as I can. Won't you all lend me your strenght in this mission?"
Everyone was quiet. "If you don't I can always resort to use the blackmail that I've been saving up on all of you"
The four of them looked at each other nervously. Momoka whispered to Urara: "What did she have on you, Is it bad?"
Whispering back. "Something from when I was a child. How about you?"
"Something embarrassing my Mom told her."
An unanimous "Roger" made Miou content and she finally sat down. Falling from her jacket to the table was a magazine. The four of them moved closer to inspect the object. On the cover was the line: "Top ten things you must do while in High School."
Silence filled the room for a while.
"I knew the root of all this is from something ridiculous."
Narrator: Yes. I bet the readers guessed the same.
The person bold enough to pick up the magazine was Maya. "Let's see..." Flipping the page to look for the column but before she could Miou snatched it away.
"T-thank you for picking it up for me." She tried to play it cool, but she just received glares. Thinking it was a lost cause, she focused on moving on. Clearing her throat. "Well then, it says here that the standard is to talk about love and do make ups."
Kyodou tried to protest but Miou raised her hand in front of her face. "No Maya, We don't have to raid underwear cabinets."
"Tell that to Urara!" Pointing at the person to her front.
Puffing her chest with confidence. "I'm only interested in Momoka-sama's delicates!" Urara turned to her left for a hug, but got punched instead.
"Like hell I'll let you in my room again!" Said the puncher.
"Then what you are currently wearing will have to do!" Replied the punchee.
"Die!" Knocking her to the floor with a kick. The person kicked squealed in delight.
After patiently waiting for their daily bout to finish, Miou continued. "Here lies the problem." Everyone turned their attention to her filled with curiosity. "We can't talk about love because neither of us had experience in being in a relationship!"
The air thickens and they all hung their head. A few seconds of silence.
"My education have always been in an all girls environment." Miou starts the excuse train.
"Me too." Urara is the driver.
"Me too." Maya is the conductor.
"Me too." Kayo is first passenger .
"Me too." Before the door closed came Momoka rushing in.
Inside the train. "Boys just don't find you attractive enough." Said the first passenger.
"Boys just see you as a disgusting otaku." Replied the other passenger.
A spark only visible for them declared their staring/glaring contest to begin. From left to right.
"I have no interest in 3D boys."
"If you stay like that, you won't have a decent future."
"At least I can have a decent future."
"Fine! Don't say I didn't warn you! Go ahead and stay in your room for months living only with packs of doritos and mountain dews."
"That's for NEET gamers, learn the difference."
"There isn't much difference. Both are nerds dilusioned by fantasy. Society just calls them trash."
Narrator: That's going too far! Have you forgotten that we're also an- (Momoka picked up the silent Platypus and threw it at the narrator)
Momoka: Don't break the **** wall!
Narrator: You're the one throwing things!
Clapping to get everyone's attention once more. Hopefully for the final time today. "So the only rational thing to do is for everyone to pair up and start dating."
"How is that rational?!" The four of them reacted.
"According to this list, I also have to be in a relationship to be able to share my own stories and really understand other scenarios. So Sonokawa and Urara are the first pair. Next would be..."
"Objection!" Momoka stood up and points at the president like a famous lawyer. She then produced a white coupon, holds it with one hand and flicks it repeatedly with the other. "There are a couple of inconsistencies in those statements of yours. First off-"
"Just sit down and let us get this over with. We all know that whatever you do to resist would be pointless." Kayo said, cutting Momoka.
"Why you! Do you have any idea what it would be like to be forced to get paired with..." she points at the person to her right who seems to be in paradise, happily day dreaming and drooling. "that?!" Momoka finished.
"I know. Good luck." Kayo smiled evilly.
"Grrrr! Fine! But I don't want to get stuck with Urara!" Thinking of a way to squirm her way out. "How about Maya-san?"
Kyodou smiled. "Thank you for the thought Momoka. But I wouldn't want to get between you and Urara." In a lower voice. "I don't want to die yet."
"You always die first anyway." Momoka reasoned.
"How cruel!" Maya teared up.
"How about you, President!?" Sonokawa tried.
"No, It's more interesting this way." Ootori gave her a thumbs up.
"No, what's more interesting is if we called those fans of Maya-san. I bet a good love story can come from that!" Momoka tried.
Narrator: ""If I'm going down, you're going down with me" That is Sonokawa Momoka."
"What!?" A shocked Maya yelped.
"Hmmm..., Not a bad idea. But I already have thought of something for Maya." Miou was reluctant. "I should have broaden my plan."
Maya breath in relief.
"Tch!" Momoka slumped on her chair exhausted. Urara tried to approach her but got punched with enough force to be pushed away.
"Continuing, Me and Maya would be the second pair. Last is Kayo and Sakura sensei."
"Wa-!" Gotoukoji tried to speak but Momoka sneaked up behind and covered her mouth shut.
"No objections?" Ootori confirmed. "Well then, I'm going to start planning our activities for tomorrow. Let's all meet up at the front of the station at 8:00 am sharp. Dismissed!" With that said she ran off.
After a few minutes Momoka finally let Kayo go, who wasted no time running after the president while yelling. "Wait, I'll die!" Unfortunately Miou already left.
"Good luck." Momoka said smiling like a cheshire cat.
Turning to her classmate while glaring. "Before I die... I'll make sure that I kill you first!"